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| The_Mungoman #1377992 2 months ago |
"1 in 100 fluffies repair themselves from vasectomies."
No. Just... No. With all due respect, but that is friggin' stupid. You could've just written that the process was botched or something, but you had to go with Magic-McLogical. REEEEAAAALLY stretching my suspension of disbelief there. |
| dragonSpike #1377995 2 months ago |
>Fluffy Pony Abused by Fluffy Pony
didn't see that coming. |
| The_Mungoman #1378001 2 months ago |
Oh well, at least the rest of the story was rather good. |
| CodenameOne #1378003 2 months ago |
Fascinating.
And natural vasectomy repair IS possible, Mungo; if the Vas Deferens isn't cut enough and the cauterization tears then it will heal and become a full tube again. |
| PandaSennin #1378012 2 months ago |
That's all you did to Spice? I usually hate fluffy abuse but this little bastard had it coming. Oh and the 1 in 100 fluffs repair themselves was a bit too stupid. Otherwise very good story. |
| deathproofpony #1378019 2 months ago |
@ Mungo: CodenameOne is correct. Depending on the type of vasectomy, it is possible for them to "reverse" themselves.
This was just a quickie, inspired by stories of hamster males that don't get separated from females with newborns... most of the time they will try to kill and eat the babies. |
| deathproofpony #1378032 2 months ago |
@Panda. Ahem. Like I just told Mungo: vasectomies CAN reverse themselves. The number of these is probably significantly higher (like one in 10,000 or more) but if you're going to get caught up in minor details then you need to smoke a joint or something and don't worry about it.
Besides... not every fluffy owner is a psychotic abuser. A harsh whipping with a belt and then dropping him off at an adoption center is probably a pretty common solution. My parents did just that to a beagle we had when I was only 3 or 4 years old. Kept biting people, so they gave him a good smacking and adopted him out. Also works with retarded kids. (kidding) |
| The_Mungoman #1378035 2 months ago |
@deathproofpony Well, then I take it all back. Also, your inspiration is very interesting in it's own right. |
| lordanubis #1378049 2 months ago |
Fluffies were designed to behave along certain lines.
When that programming fails, shit like this can happen. Nice story, deathproof. |
| PandaSennin #1378082 2 months ago |
@deathproofpony alright, I'll take back the vasectomy bit. The abuse bit stays though, could have been a bit more violent. |
| Ol_Dirty #1378119 2 months ago |
Calm down. Since when where fluffy pony stories such SRS BSNS anyway? |
| NightJack #1378169 2 months ago |
Spice was lucky, to luck, should of got a kick in the balls too. |
| Anonymous #1378255 2 months ago |
Shitty story was shitty. Owner should've been whipped for getting a stallion if he didn't want his fluffy fucked. Sugar should've been whipped for being a cockblocking cunt. But Spice? He did nothing wrong. In fact, he should be praised for his ability to think logically and exercise effective methods of problem solving. He's a credit to his race, while the owner is a an embarrassment to ours. |
| PandaSennin #1378279 2 months ago |
^ The stupid is strong with this one. |
| Appleloosa #1378367 2 months ago |
You use the word 'torture', yet I don't think you know the meaning of that.
I mean, geez, it's barely even abuse. |
| deathproofpony #1378469 2 months ago |
@anon 255: poor anon, so angry at the world but so afraid of it, too.
Unfortunately your poor reading skills aren't allowing you to comprehend the story properly. Please try to pay attention: The owner got a male, KNOWING it would have sex with the female but he got it FIXED so they couldn't breed. He wasn't whipping Spice because he got Sugar pregnant. The owner whipped Spice because he killed his own babies. Most colts/mustangs have some sense of fatherly caring for the mare and the foals. This was an isolated incident where the colt was jealous of the babies or simply had a few short circuits in his head and killed them like some other male species will. Hamsters are one of the most prevalent species known for infanticide. Some monkeys, lions and mice also display the behavior. Since you're unable to follow my stories, I'm going to have to ask you to not read them any more. And do have a nice day. |
| PanzerKunst #1380478 2 months ago |
The owner was a lot nicer than I would have been. I'd have had the little fucker put down |
| Shaggy #1381054 2 months ago |
I would've brutally killed Spice the same way Kratos killed Poseidon. |