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| Giant_Neckbeard #1377494 2 months ago |
Op here, tags as always
Apple_Acres_Fluffy_Story explicit_language fluffy_pony fluffy_text redneck We'll get back to the Fluffies in the next chapter. This was originally supposed to be part of Chapter 3, but a power failure threw that plan for a loop. Billy-Bob and Billy-Joe are out of the picture for now, but their family is not. Sarah and the Team will also come back in, probably when Bodyguard Guy ends up taking in one of their strays. And yes, the Fluffy Maze will soon happen. Explicit due to the sheer volume of F-Bombs involved. |
| The_Mungoman #1377533 2 months ago |
Aaaaand THAT'S why I loathe the stereotypical redneck.
And why I am glad to live all the way back in Europe. |
| lordanubis #1378167 2 months ago |
And here I thought that fluffies were the most genetically fucked up creatures on the planet. |
| Anonymous #1378545 2 months ago |
Wow, the farmer is such a misogynist pig. He went to the woman's rescue, as if a proud and independent American woman needed the help of some MAN. I fucking hate sexist white knights who think women can't defend themselves. This guy is such a self insert mary sue pussy that I can almost feel my own balls inverting into a gaping vagina. A dry one at that, shriveled up from the sound of the author jerking a sense of morality that's as inflated as it is misguided.
And that researcher, what a bitch. She got the fluffy killed because she was too much of a snob to even talk to the Billy Twins, as if it would've harmed her more than the gunshot did the fluffy. To even be someone with an IQ over 50 walking around alone, unarmed in redneck territory brings up the question of whether she was genuinely intelligent, or just an idiot savant, emphasis on the idiot. She also destroyed her "savior's" property as a show of gratitude. That she didn't get her comeuppance is the gravest of travesties. And that smarty friend STILL didn't get brutally murdered for being such a cowardly jackass? Wow. I am severely disappoint. The Billy Twins are the only worthwhile characters in this story, if only because they're pretty cool guys who aren't afraid of anything. I really do hope they get their revenge and live high on the hog. Literally. They should become pig riders like that guy from Bleach. He was fucking awesome. A real man of character. But this story fills me with rage. It reads like something written so the author can jerk it to himself and what he thinks is his magnificent brilliance. Never have I seen such flamboyant arrogance and sense of superiority. Never have I read about so white a knight that he blinds all who look upon him with pure unadulterated rage. This is, dare I say it, WORSE THAT JOYKILLER'S STORIES. And that's saying something, since Joykiller's stories not only WERE the bottom of the barrel, but his most recent one was actually a drastic improvement. While your story...well, it's a downward suck spiral into mental selfcest. Brb, need to find something, anything, to restore some faith in the ability of humanity to have any sense of humility. |
| Anonymous #1378756 2 months ago |
Anon 545 is in dire need of either a hug or stronger blood pressure suppresants.
Good story, keep it going. Not so much fluffy pov this time, but still want to see where it goes from here. |
| andrewmyles #1378907 2 months ago |
"Oh lawd", to quote your character, that was good. It was a nice break from fluffy pony pov. Good god, i love the fluffy pony universe. And you've got the talent to write. |
| Anonymous #1380021 2 months ago |
Minus twenty-seven points for misused capital letters. Do you want to repeat my class, young man?
"Well, shit! We got us a 'New Age' whore, Billy-Joe," your cousin laughs [...] "Just remember not to tell her your name this time, okay Billy-Bob?" you sigh, [...] "Hey, darlin', it ain't polite to do that," you begin, [...] "Do you two see a car?" the woman grunts, [...] "No wike! Owies! Pwease, wet Daphie guuuuu!" the little thing whines, "Yup. Hey, lady, here's a word of advice," you say, [...] "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE, YOU INBRED PIG-BRAINED MORON?" the woman screams, "What the fuuuu..." you begin, "[...] press the green button, then push '1'!" he yells at you, "That supposed to scare me?" you shout back, "[...] and these boys already hurt a girl a few months back, yeah!" the New Guy replies [...] "Fucking pick up!" you shout. "Hello, New Genericsbu-" a woman's voice drawls [...] "I don't have time for that shit!" you scream down the line. "Yeah, Billy Twins, that's what the guy who pulled up and pulled them off me called them," you say, [...] also 'the guy who pulled up and pulled them off me called them' is awkward and doesn't sound like what anyone would say. try "Yeah, Billy Twins. I heard this man call 'em 'Billy Twins' after he got 'em off me." "[...] and we've got another two officers heading out your way right now." This Officer Bryant sounds rather calm, but also angry. "Gaaaaah!" he yells. "Oh God, sorry, sorry!" you apologize, [...] "Damn, lady, you got a hell of a way of thanking people," he grunts, [...] "[...] one should be here soon..." you begin, [...] "[...] need to make sure they can't go for their guns," the New Guy says, [...] "God damn, I hate this job," you whisper, [...] "Yeah, I'm okay. Shaken up, but okay," you sigh, [...] "What do we do, then? Without our star..." another member of the Team mutters, [...] "Work hard for Mummy, okay?" you whisper to the Fluffy, [...] "Fwuffie wurk hawd for Mumma," it promises, [...] "Well, tomorrow looks like it's going to be all right after all," you say to yourself, [...] |
| Anonymous #1381752 2 months ago |
Trollololololol.
I wonder how many of the Closet Redneck Anons will rage at this. Also you are White Knighting wrong! Scientist should have given Victory Head to the Op! Why did Rocket's horn not snap off when he got it caught! Also lulz we have Teacher in thread lulz! |
| Anonymous #1382182 2 months ago |
You know what I'd like? If some other Billy goons were to try and tackle the main hero, only to be taken out by none other than Cloud, Soot and Rocket. They'd be unable to look at themselves in the mirror for the rest of their lives...
"Aw, ma, we wuz aboot to jump that there city slicker when his pig-dog-things took us out!" "...the fluffies. You were taken out by the fluffies." "Errr... yup." "But ma, they wuz fierce somethin' nasty!" "...Screw this, I'm movin' to Canada and changin' mah name." |
| Tabula_Rojo #1382806 2 months ago |
Neckbeard you're an Aussie right?
Interesting to read your portrayal of the stereotypical American Southern Redneck, although it was quite jarring when you used the terms "arse" and "wanker" during the section that was from the redneck perspective |
| Anonymous #1393127 2 months ago |
Lol, there is indeed a teacher in this thread, but not the anon who spellchecks this thing. I teach biology. |