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| MrMolestia #1371988 2 months ago |
I'm working on a blog ATM, so why not?
And, duh, why not get a blog since that's the most motivation I can get? I mean, just enthusiasm isn't enough for me to learn how to draw. |
| Impious #1372025 2 months ago |
An interesting style, not bayud.
Also, inb4 Molestia. Uh... you'll find out soon enough. |
| Bolan #1372035 2 months ago |
There's a Mister? Curious. |
| MrMolestia #1372037 2 months ago |
It's not gonna be any close to JJ's blog if that's what you're trying to tell me :P
Just wait, you guys'll see. I'm still slow at drawing. |
| Yorec #1372042 2 months ago |
Oh Molestia will be all over this. |
| Impious #1372046 2 months ago |
No, you'll know when it happens. |
| MrMolestia #1372051 2 months ago |
Now you guys got me scared. Is it gonna be something bad? |
| Bobrella #1372053 2 months ago |
Just wait and see... |
| Yorec #1372054 2 months ago |
MrMolestia@1372051 said: No, not necessarily. |
| Impious #1372059 2 months ago |
Fair warning: We here at Ponibooru are batshit fucking insane.
Some of us more so than others. You'll learn to love it, and we'll learn to love you. |
| Yorec #1372061 2 months ago |
Pretty much what Impious said, we actually have a saying too.
We're all mad here. |
| MrMolestia #1372065 2 months ago |
*gets his popcorn* |
| Impious #1372126 2 months ago |
...
Uh. |
| Yorec #1372132 2 months ago |
Dammit Molly, your making look bad!! |
| Yorec #1372133 2 months ago |
*us look bad |
| Molestia #1372135 2 months ago |
Wait, what the hell is going on here? |
| MaroonBunyip #1372141 2 months ago |
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| Yorec #1372142 2 months ago |
Molestia@1372135 said: We have a new user with a name similar to yours, and we were waiting to see if you'd show up and introduce yourself. I'm not sure if hes still online though. |
| Impious #1372146 2 months ago |
You must have just woken up.
BUT FOR IMPIOUS, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SLEEP ...That, and I've been studying for one last final. :2 |
| Draconequus #1372147 2 months ago |
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| Molestia #1372152 2 months ago |
Oh wow, everyone's here.
Howbout that. @MrMolestia Hi I'm Princess Molestia of Equestria. You can call me Mol or Mollie or Molly or Molestia or, preferably, Mommy Molestia. I masturbate and thus shame all the other female users on this site. *shakes plot* *shooka shooka shooka* |
| Impious #1372153 2 months ago |
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| MrMolestia #1372154 2 months ago |
Oh? I'm still here.
So, duh, what's the matter? |
| Yorec #1372155 2 months ago |
@Impious
What does a giant purple dildo have to do with anything? Oh wait, giant purple dildos fit into any situation. |
| Impious #1372156 2 months ago |
Of course Yorec, they always do |
| Draconequus #1372160 2 months ago |
@Molestia
You aren;t giving female users a bad name! We're all gradually doing that together! |
| Impious #1372161 2 months ago |
See, this is what I meant. The moment Molestia appears, everything becomes just plain silly
It's the most fascinating phenomenon |
| MrMolestia #1372162 2 months ago |
Got it.
Still, I'll be quite busy with the blog. |
| AppleJackFrost #1372166 2 months ago |
What did I miss? |
| Bolan #1372172 2 months ago |
Draconequus said: Thoughts begin to wander...oh my. |
| Impious #1372175 2 months ago |
...Surprisingly, not a lot.
Well, Mister, feel free to stop by as often as you like. Mind the oceans full of Anonymous and keep a stun gun on you at all times, and be sure to wear a tinfoil hat. |
| Yorec #1372176 2 months ago |
AppleJackFrost@1372166 said: Just welcoming a new user. |
| Draconequus #1372177 2 months ago |
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| Jackarunda #1372179 2 months ago |
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| MrMolestia #1372187 2 months ago |
"...and now for something completely different."
Aww, good old Monty Python. |
| Molestia #1372188 2 months ago |
@Dracy
We all masturbate together? SO IT'S AN ORGY THEN RIGHT-O, GET ON WITH IT *jackie's gif* Uh. WAFFLES wait what the hell is that john cleese? |
| Yorec #1372194 2 months ago |
@Jack
I never realized a pink bikini could look so good on a man. That gif is getting me all hot and bothered. |
| MrMolestia #1372195 2 months ago |
>wait what the hell is that john cleese?
You bet. |
| Jackarunda #1372197 2 months ago |
Thought perhaps I could derail this thread's derailment, thus causing the derailment to be doubled
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| Impious #1372199 2 months ago |
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| Bolan #1372201 2 months ago |
Back on topic now...
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| Molestia #1372204 2 months ago |
Internets for you my dear Jackarundiepoo
But Wouldn't derailing derailment actually cause things to go back on track |
| Draconequus #1372205 2 months ago |
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| Yorec #1372207 2 months ago |
@Impious
Dear lord thats terrifying. |
| Jackarunda #1372208 2 months ago |
Uh, you mean like rerailment?
Lol Damnit where's my roflcopter when I need it |
| MaroonBunyip #1372210 2 months ago |
depends on how many rails there are
(theres 8 for this post) |
| Yorec #1372212 2 months ago |
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| Impious #1372213 2 months ago |
Yorec, it is proven that all cats are in fact eldritch demons that jump bodies and have been here on Earth since the beginning and are harvesting us for our souls. |
| Yorec #1372214 2 months ago |
Impious@1372213 said: Going from that picture I'm inclined to believe you. |
| Molestia #1372216 2 months ago |
ROFL:ROFL:LOL:ROFL:ROFL
| L /---------\ LOL=\ [] \ L \_________\ | | -------------/ |
| Molestia #1372217 2 months ago |
Oh what the hell is with this comment system |
| AppleJackFrost #1372218 2 months ago |
Oh if that's the case then.
Welcome to Ponibooru. |
| MrMolestia #1372219 2 months ago |
I must've missed the sign on the road that says "4chan - few meters away". |
| Jackarunda #1372221 2 months ago |
LOL THE ROFLCOPTER IS DEAD
SMUSHED by the evil comment system XD |
| Impious #1372223 2 months ago |
Molestia what the fuck are you doing you can't rofl that coptor |
| Molestia #1372225 2 months ago |
Pheh, forget you I can rofl all this copter |
| Bobrella #1372226 2 months ago |
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| Impious #1372227 2 months ago |
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Well, if I remember correctly Ponibooru is basically the bastard child of /co/. A haven for bronies and psychopaths. |
| Jackarunda #1372228 2 months ago |
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI |
| Yorec #1372234 2 months ago |
MrMolestia@1372219 said: Oh were not that bad. Sometimes we just get a little depraved is all. |
| Molestia #1372240 2 months ago |
DEPRAVED
THE FUCK YOU TALKIN BOUT, BOY *takes the 4 foot long purple dick from Impious' first picture and tries to put it up ass* ...c'mon colon you can do it |
| Impious #1372241 2 months ago |
This is the standard new-member-welcome-party anyways. Our ridiculous threads usually have a general theme. This? I don't know what the fuck this is. |
| MrMolestia #1372243 2 months ago |
Well, then I should feel just fine here.
Considering how fucked up Celestia is going to be in the blog. The concept might still be a lil' foggy, but it'll be taken care of eventually. By the way I don't think I can still get amused by anything weird. I mean, I've seen some things, man, and some stuff. And I wouldn't recommend it. |
| Jackarunda #1372245 2 months ago |
Also MrMolestia did you draw this picture? |
| Yorec #1372247 2 months ago |
Molestia@1372240 said: Wait up your ass or mine? I'm kinda confused here. |
| Impious #1372248 2 months ago |
The internet is an unholy abyss of moral depravity and unfathomable depths of sickness. You eventually become desensitized and learn to enjoy it. |
| Impious #1372250 2 months ago |
Yorec, I think she is too |
| Molestia #1372251 2 months ago |
Mine
Thank goodness it's flexible otherwise it'd never make it past the bends in the colon :3 |
| Impious #1372255 2 months ago |
Deities don't have colons
stop fooling yourself |
| Yorec #1372257 2 months ago |
Molestia@1372251 said: Ok, I just wanted to make sure where we were in terms of anal penetration. |
| Molestia #1372261 2 months ago |
@Impious
Fuck you I don't have a colon :see |
| Impious #1372267 2 months ago |
BE THE BEST YOU EVER HAD YA WENCH |
| Bobrella #1372270 2 months ago |
@Molestia
Do you have any bones? At all? |
| MrMolestia #1372271 2 months ago |
>Also MrMolestia did you draw this picture?
Yeah, I did. That DA account in the link is mine, too. I'm still slow and clumsy at drawing, overall time spent on drawing itself is less than a week. Just need some motivation to keep going, otherwise it goes too slow. I'm really willing to get better. And, well, I love Celestia. |
| Bolan #1372272 2 months ago |
This is a tame conversation. No one's even getting e-raped. |
| Jackarunda #1372274 2 months ago |
Fuckin' shit.
Talent points for you, mate. |
| Molestia #1372278 2 months ago |
@Bobrella
does a femboner count? |
| MrMolestia #1372282 2 months ago |
Thanks. |
| Impious #1372283 2 months ago |
Molestia is probably on the precipice.
And Mr.Molestia already gets a hundred cool points. Celestia is best pony. Dissenters will be bludgeoned with my studded iron dildo until their brains ooze out. |
| Bobrella #1372287 2 months ago |
@Molestia
Maaaaybe |
| Yorec #1372290 2 months ago |
Bobrella@1372287 said: A femboner? Is that when your clit gets erect? |
| Molestia #1372293 2 months ago |
@Jackiepoo
ROIGHT THEN GONNA SKIN ME UP A WALAWOO WITH MAH KNOIFE EAT IM FAH BREAKFAST |
| Impious #1372296 2 months ago |
No Yorec, it's when she grows a fucking penis
>:C |
| Jackarunda #1372297 2 months ago |
XD |
| AppleJackFrost #1372298 2 months ago |
If only I have a camera. |
| Bobrella #1372300 2 months ago |
@Yorec
It's a boner. But with vaginas. That's all there is to say about it. |
| Yorec #1372301 2 months ago |
Impious@1372296 said: A penis? Well I do like futanari....... |
| Impious #1372303 2 months ago |
Ewww
That's so dumb yorec that's like just saying you like guys but like tits It's weird is it like some freaky bizexual melting pot fetish? I mean shit. I'm as open-minded as it gets, but seriously |
| Molestia #1372304 2 months ago |
No, dear Yorec sweetie
see when a mommy pony loves the daddy pony very much and she sees him walking through the kitchen, cock and balls a danglin, muscles a ripplin, face bein all square n masculine, mane blowin in the wind clit erect, nipples erect, face flushed, vag lengthened n lubed combination of several things |
| MrMolestia #1372306 2 months ago |
Damn this thing needs auto-update. Got used to it on boards. |
| AppleJackFrost #1372309 2 months ago |
Always nice to see familiar um... faces in threads like these. |
| Yorec #1372310 2 months ago |
Impious@1372303 said: I never said I'd want to fuck one, but I enjoy girl on girl futanari. Also thanks Molestia. |
| Molestia #1372312 2 months ago |
Also your pussy lips kinda... like, puff out
like they get all heavy and inflamed it's weird, kinda like a boner I guess |
| Impious #1372313 2 months ago |
That was very graphic Molestia.
Anyways, all insanity aside, you have some spec-dacular potential Mr.Molestia and I am eager to see how you improve upon your style. I am off to feast. |
| Jackarunda #1372315 2 months ago |
This conversation just took a turn for the awesome |
| Yorec #1372317 2 months ago |
Molestia@1372312 said: Puffy, inflamed vagina? That's a graphic description. |
| Bobrella #1372318 2 months ago |
@This entire Thread
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| Molestia #1372319 2 months ago |
I said pussy lips not vagina |
| MrMolestia #1372320 2 months ago |
Welp, I'm off to keep watching stuff and drawing things.
Thanks for a warm welcome. I'll be back, though. *kisses Molestia on the right cheek 'n walks away* |
| Yorec #1372322 2 months ago |
Molestia@1372319 said: Oh, sorry. |
| Impious #1372325 2 months ago |
For Ponibooru, yes
So, Molestia. Honest question. Second to the magical handy-dandy clitoris, what is the most sensitive part of a woman's body? I'm stumped. Not that it's ever been a problem for me, but for fuuuutuuuuuurrreee reference... A man tends to have two hands you know. |
| Molestia #1372327 2 months ago |
Here Yorec I found this picture on Wikipedia for you.
I'll be a decent, respectable user and LINK it here instead of posting the image itself. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/26/Female_sexual_arousal.JPG/800px-Female_sexual_arousal.JPG |
| Impious #1372329 2 months ago |
It's even more stunningly beautiful in real life.
As a man, I'm envious. A pussy is a work of art; A penis is like your drunk friend that faceplants the moment he stumbles out of the car and passes out where he lands. |
| Molestia #1372331 2 months ago |
@Impious
For me, G-spot. Less specifically, you could just go vagina in general and you'd more or less hit it. However, from what I understand, this is abnormal. For most women simple vaginal stimulation isn't that effective. If I had to say third most erogenous, nipples. Heh. Rub 'em little suckers XP |
| Jackarunda #1372334 2 months ago |
Impious, fuck.
That was an incredibly accurate description. |
| Yorec #1372335 2 months ago |
Molestia@1372327 said: Very interesting, the way it puffs out and starts getting moist. Also it looks like her vaginal juice is bubbling? Does it do that? Christ I feel like I'm going through a more mature sex ed class with all this information. |
| Impious #1372336 2 months ago |
I prefer to use my mouth, tbh.
I figured as much. |
| AppleJackFrost #1372339 2 months ago |
If my course was medical I could have learned a lot of things in this er... conversation. |
| Jackarunda #1372340 2 months ago |
@Yorec
Try a 3-week long email session with Satch. Then tell me about education. |
| Yorec #1372343 2 months ago |
Jackarunda@1372340 said: Who? |
| Molestia #1372345 2 months ago |
@Impious
@Jackiepoo No. Penis is glorious. Balls too. Oh my gosh. Hghghgghblhrd. |
| Impious #1372348 2 months ago |
339
I learned by experience. 
Don't get me wrong though, I'm no casanova. But, yanno... College. |
| Jackarunda #1372350 2 months ago |
No Molestia
It's unwieldy as all hell, and pretty silly looking actually (inb4 backlash from impious, accusing me of not being able to control my dick) |
| Impious #1372351 2 months ago |
No man can control his dick Jack
I can sympathize |
| Molestia #1372354 2 months ago |
If you guys are havin' trouble I believe I may be able to be of assistance |
| Jackarunda #1372357 2 months ago |
No offense Mollie but I'd wager I have more experience than you in this matter  |
| Molestia #1372358 2 months ago |
Yeah yeah you have a penis and I don't.
STOP RUBBING IT IN, ASSFACE. |
| Impious #1372359 2 months ago |
You know how old school bosses have gigantic obvious weakpoints
well all men have one and mine is gigantic and really obvious |
| Jackarunda #1372364 2 months ago |
'xactly
Doesn't matter how good a fighter you are, a good solid wap to the balls will put you on the ground unable to breathe |
| Molestia #1372365 2 months ago |
Rest assured I'd never hurt you that way.
I'll to bed. Night. |
| Impious #1372366 2 months ago |
Goodnight sweet princess
dream of being ravaged repeatedly on every inch of your succulent body |
| Yorec #1372368 2 months ago |
G'night molly. |
| Anonymous #1372556 2 months ago |
The fuck happened here |
| EricNeoMatrix #1372803 2 months ago |
I was expecting another epic sex thread.
I am disappoint |
| MrMolestia #1372831 2 months ago |
Nope. Though that doesn't depend on me, most of the things never leave my head. |
| Anonymous #1373733 2 months ago |
I don't get it. |