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| Theopticals #1370835 2 months ago |
My Little Kardashians |
| Anonymous #1370839 2 months ago |
Did you see the way Fleur was leaning over Fancy Pants? If he isn't a jiggalo, I don't know what to believe. |
| Anonymous #1370849 2 months ago |
What if this is pure bullshit and you can't understand a children's cartoon?
Anonymous@1370839 said: I believe you're an idiot. |
| NonAnon #1370869 2 months ago |
I believe in...
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| Psychopomf #1370880 2 months ago |
That's at least my headcanon |
| Impious #1370884 2 months ago |
849, apply ointment to your butthole. |
| Anonymous #1370979 2 months ago |
Impious@1370884 said: Only if you use your tongue. |
| Anonymous #1370992 2 months ago |
Psychopomf@1370880 said: That's... really dumb. You actually believe that... wow. Okay. |
| Impious #1371002 2 months ago |
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MAYBE I WILL ANON It'll be the best lay you've ever had. |
| Anonymous #1371021 2 months ago |
Impious@1371002 said: Be sure to wear the dress your dad bought you. |
| Anonymous #1371041 2 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1371055 2 months ago |
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| Impious #1371059 2 months ago |
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That was... That was really stupid. Come on man, I've learned to expect better insults out of you. Can you come up with something that doesn't involve attacking me for my imaginary crossdressing fetish and inclination towards males? You're supposed to be one of the witty ones. |
| Anonymous #1371087 2 months ago |
Impious@1371059 said: Wait, he is? But, he's just another anon, like me? What are you talking about? |
| Impious #1371094 2 months ago |
Anonymity is obnoxious |
| Anonymous #1371118 2 months ago |
Impious@1371059 said: Okay, wait... let's see here... no, that's no good... used that one a little while ago... that's not relevant... okay, let's try this one: Trust me, I'd love to stop acting like a little whiny girl, but it's the only way your wife can get off. I think it's because deep down... she's still in love with you. Wait, no, that's assuming you're married. I mean, you could be, but that would be a shot in the dark. Okay, how about: I should have written instructions at the start to warn you that the jokes work better if you read them all the way through. For example, if you don't read how you're a little bitch here at the start of this sentence, Impious, then you'll have no idea how one tiny monkey managed to rape you here at the end of it. To you, it's some crazy, raping monkey leaping in out of nowhere without any context! You'd be like, "Aiiieee!!! Where is the joke in this horrible crime of nature!? And why does it feel so right!?" Wait, no that's too long, and barely makes sense... hang on a moment, okay? Let's see if I can make something better... |
| Impious #1371157 2 months ago |
You're doing better! Keep trying, I believe in you! Don't believe in yourself! BELIEVE IN THE IMPIOUS THAT BELIEVES IN YOU |
| Anonymous #1371175 2 months ago |
Impious@1371157 said: Okay, I think I got one that's decent. This is if you were to assume I'm gay or fat or something. Ahem: if we're going to be imagining each other as things, you're the candy striper who has to wash me before I'm loaded into trucks. While you hungrily change my gigantic diaper, one of your probing sponge strokes finds the skeleton of a cat in one of the meat pockets between my armpit and seventh love handle. It was your cat, missing for weeks. In that moment you realize you never gave yourself a chance to cry. You sob like what your people call a poof, and I take a bite out of your stupid fag arm. The doctors can't save you because surprise; You were a fucking pussy the whole time. ... Why can't I write like this when I need to do essays or something? This stuff just rolls right out. |
| Impious #1371183 2 months ago |
You're a goddamn artist, Anon. Never change. |
| Anonymous #1371201 2 months ago |
Impious@1371183 said: And it's all down hill for me from here on out. I think I'll go shave, my wrist look a little harry. I think I could do that while bathing right next to my toaster while it's warming up some bread. Be right back. |
| d715 #1371204 2 months ago |
Unless FP was like 12 wend he started to sire those three and that Celestia was able to hide being knocked up for at least 3 years no |
| Impious #1371210 2 months ago |
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... XD 204 At the very least, Celestia is a very powerful mage. I wouldn't put it past her to hide her pregnancies with illusion magic if she really is like a Greek goddess and has like a bazillion kids running around. |
| Anonymous #1371220 2 months ago |
Impious@1371210 said: From the wiki: Princess Celestia is introduced in the prologue of the first episode, depicted in a series of medieval-like drawings with a narration that says "two regal sisters who ruled together and created harmony for all the land", and that "the elder used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn. The younger brought out the moon to begin the night." This resembles Norse mythology, where the horses Skinfaxi and Hrímfaxi are responsible for pulling the sun and moon, respectively, across the sky. Take that as you will. |
| Impious #1371226 2 months ago |
That's even better, because Norse mythology is metal as fuck. |
| Everypony #1371283 2 months ago |
NOPE |
| Anonymous #1371387 2 months ago |
Yes |
| Anonymous #1374602 2 months ago |
NOPE. |