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| Psychopomf #1370618 2 months ago |
Better than other things with P related acronyms |
| Yurp #1370620 2 months ago |
puns are fun |
| SlayerBVC #1370628 2 months ago |
Come on. Let's show that 'face_pun' Anon how real puns are done. |
| RandomFanguy #1370638 2 months ago |
Puns are cool. |
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1370644 2 months ago |
Puns are the dead winds, exhaled from the lungs of crucified Naiads under the eternal flames of Perdition's deepest callings. |
| Yurp #1370654 2 months ago |
oh RandomFanguy, it's punny you'd think that because:
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing around in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. About an hour later the manager comes out of his office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked as they moved along. "Because," said the manager, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." |
| RandomFanguy #1370665 2 months ago |
@Yurp
This is the face I just made...  |
| Raindrops #1370666 2 months ago |
A fifteen hour flight for a bad pun?
Yes. Yes. |
| Yurp #1370669 2 months ago |
i got MOAR:
Did you hear about the woman who escaped from the back of a police car? She was arrested for reading palms. She escaped because she was very short, only 4' 6" tall. The headline in the local newspaper read: 'Short Medium at Large.' |
| sargesprinkles #1370675 2 months ago |
wait
the artists get paid but the writers don't? |
| Yurp #1370678 2 months ago |
and my favorite (but somewhat long) pun:
Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to get out of business. They ignored her, too. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town, to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close shop. Terrified, the friars did so, thereby proving that . . . Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars. |
| Bolan #1370679 2 months ago |
I've used up all my good puns on this board. |
| RandomFanguy #1370683 2 months ago |
Wow.
You are one cheeky bugger Yurp. |
| Yorec #1370688 2 months ago |
@Yurp
Oh god those are great. |
| Yurp #1370689 2 months ago |
i got many more but those are (at least in my opinion) the best |
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1370699 2 months ago |
Yorec, I would have thought that a court jester would have had better taste than to succumb to puns. |
| sargesprinkles #1370701 2 months ago |
did ya hear about the deflated wharf?
it was low on pier pressure |
| Yurp #1370702 2 months ago |
hey now clopitor with the right setup puns can be great |
| Yurp #1370704 2 months ago |
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass. |
| Yurp #1370713 2 months ago |
i only have one liners left :/ ... but i never get to use 'em so i'm just gonna drop of a few more here:
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. |
| Yorec #1370716 2 months ago |
Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous@1370699 said: I am an entertainer fist and foremost, if a pun is funny then I shall use it. |
| Yurp #1370722 2 months ago |
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. |
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1370724 2 months ago |
Puns for me are like Jurassic Bark, the burning of Kharak, and the flower suicide from the Brave Little Toaster all rolled into one, and then stuffed into Little Foot's mother's corpse. |
| RandomFanguy #1370733 2 months ago |
@Clopitor
Puns were the original form of humor. |
| Anonymous #1370737 2 months ago |
It's like PPPP! But not terrible! |
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1370739 2 months ago |
More like the original sin. |
| Yurp #1370746 2 months ago |
These are the last of them i promise, sorry but i just had to get them out
Bakers have a great knead to make bread. Baker's Motto: "It's nice to be kneaded." Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the restroom equipment. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on." There was a man who loved to make up puns. One day a local magazine sponsored a pun-contest. The man entered the contest ten different times in the hope that at least one of his puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. |
| HeavyRuth #1371040 2 months ago |
go to halolz they fucking love puns, no matter how bad they are |