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Psychopomf
#1370127
2 months ago
This is obviously symbolic about how her friends help her in areas she wouldn't be able to accomplish normally, giving her strength that could even rival that of the Princess'

And NOTHING GRIMDARK AT ALL
DaxRattler
#1370130
2 months ago
....Well I didn't need to sleep today anyway......
DaxRattler
#1370137
2 months ago
Also, why did she take one wing from each when she only needed to take both form one?
EarthboundHiro
#1370144
2 months ago
i would imagine it would be difficult to fly with wings that have such a large strength difference
Anonymous
#1370146
2 months ago
"I have read the tomes of the necromancers and warlocks of old. If I need emulate their dark arts for more magic, then so be it."
ProfessorOfHoers
#1370149
2 months ago
Jackpot807
#1370150
2 months ago
Because, Dax, it would be funny to see RD flying around with one wing.
ClownDicks
#1370155
2 months ago
@Jackpot
She'd probably be able to too.
Anonymous
#1370158
2 months ago
@150

One winged Dashie.

*Plays one winged angel theme*
Impious
#1370169
2 months ago
Dear Twilight Sparkle,

The sun might be a little brighter today. Because I'm really, really mad. Don't pray to me; Mercy is not dispensed here.

Your (former) mentor,

Princess Celestia
ClownDicks
#1370196
2 months ago
@Impious

Dearest fossil,

You are too late. My work is complete. Once you bear witness to my ascension, you will beg for mercy-and I will deny you. Your anguished cries will be testament to my unbridled power.

I will grant you one chance to avert this. Surrender yourself to me, or Canterlot dies in flames.

-Twilight
Anonymous
#1370201
2 months ago
Not that either Dash or Fluttershy agreed to this fusion, but whatever.
Impious
#1370221
2 months ago
@ClownDicks

My Not-so-faithful student,

If becoming an Alicorn were as easy as stapling a pegasus's wings to your back, I would have been deposed long ago. Don't make make me laugh; You are but an ant fighting the sun.

Challenge accepted.

Signed,

Celestia
ClownDicks
#1370234
2 months ago
@Impious

Crone,

Relic,

Anachronism,

Appearances can be deceptive.

-Your better
Anonymous
#1370241
2 months ago
The only downside is that they tend to move on their own, sorta like alien hand syndrome.
Impious
#1370245
2 months ago
@Clowndicks

Upstart,

Wannabe,

Profligate,

You forget who banished the legions of Hell itself to Tartarus.

-The Fucking Sun

(...They sound like a married couple, yeesh)
ClownDicks
#1370259
2 months ago
@Impious

I still don't have a response to my ultimatum. Do you want the jewel of your kingdom to survive? It's a simple question with a simple answer.

Come to think of it, I'm not going to restrain my power any further. You will see my full glory soon enough. I hope it will loosen your tongue.

-The future

(This is fun)
Rhino
#1370263
2 months ago
So she just grabs the nearest wings she could find?
Impious
#1370274
2 months ago
@Clowndicks

My "jewel of a kingdom"?

You forget how old I am, Twilight. I am eternal and you are not. This is not the first time I have defended what is rightfully mine from an upstart such as yourself.

Let us see how eager you are to usurp me when you have nothing left to fight for. After all, I control the sun, and at my command it can and will wipe the slate clean.

...Also, your mom loosened my tongue.

-I fucked your parents
DaxRattler
#1370281
2 months ago
*grabs popcorn and sits down to watch the fireworks*
can't wait to see Luna Stealth snipe the survivor and take power for herself.
ClownDicks
#1370300
2 months ago
@Impious

Celestia,

If you're going to bluff, the least you could do is not be so obvious about it. The entire world?

Y-y'know what? This is boring now. It was fun playing like I've gone mad with power and am now threatening your throne, but it's boring now.

Anyways, today I learned that Spike has no idea that he can buy his freedom any time he wants with just the money he has in... whatever he keeps money in.

-Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle

P.S. Those fake severed wings I sent you? The ones made of marzipan and cake? Hoped you liked them. Pinkie spent all day working on them.
Impious
#1370314
2 months ago
@ClownDicks

Well thank goodness you're bluffing Twilight, because I almost expanded the sun just now. It would not have been pretty. But, uh, I kind of hope those wings are fake. I thought that was just a Pinkie thing. Oh, well. Never liked those ponies anyway.

P.S. Those wings were delicious.