
| Impious #1364497 2 months ago |
It's too late to apologize. |
| Gittonsxv #1364501 2 months ago |
this artist is scaring me, this is no longer funny, when that collides he will die.... |
| Yorec #1364504 2 months ago |
Dear lord, that's gotta hurt. I'm a bit of a masochist and even I winced at that. |
| Bolan #1364515 2 months ago |
True nightmare fuel. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1364524 2 months ago |
Hot? Scary? Both? My diving rod says "ask again later." |
| Moon_Dew #1364528 2 months ago |
Somehow "butt hurt" just doesn't quite cut it. |
| Impious #1364531 2 months ago |
So I'm guessing now that Spankle is a sadistic murderer who kills her prey in a sexual manner.
You know that when she brings that mallet down, it's going to fatally wound him. And it might take a while for him to die. ...Bolan hit it right on the head. High octane. |
| CodenameOne #1364543 2 months ago |
Haven't you guys seen the flared end of the dildo and the marks on the hammer?
She's used it before in a similar manner. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1364547 2 months ago |
Well with Impious' rather inspiring thoughts my diving rod (aka boner) has decided DO NOT WANT. |
| RepentantAnon #1364551 2 months ago |
fatally wound? since when do cartoons obey physics 100% of the time? he dies only if the artist says he dies. that;s a pretty weak display of willing suspense of disbelief guys :) |
| Yorec #1364563 2 months ago |
I think his ass is just gonna be sore for a long time, the artist didn't say he died. Still fucking scary though. |
| Flutterguy #1364566 2 months ago |
Just look at the way his penis is bent... Yep, it is going to literally break |
| Impious #1364568 2 months ago |
Anon, have you ever heard of Mr. Hands? Look at the size of that dildo and how much of its length isn't in him, and consider that ALL of it is about to be. Even with a suspension of disbelief... Well, to be honest it might be worse if he doesn't die. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1364581 2 months ago |
Ah, Mr Hands. Proof that fantasies require skill and planning. |
| RepentantAnon #1364583 2 months ago |
impious i can counter your argument with one word... monzetsu |
| Theopticals #1364591 2 months ago |
This'll just sting for a second... |
| Impious #1364607 2 months ago |
Anything is possible in Japan Land though
Haven't you seen their giant robots? There was an accident a few months back where one tripped. Nuclear crisis. |
| Anonymous #1364617 2 months ago |
I think some people are taking this a bit too seriously. Even in the actual show, Twilight has been on the head with an anvil, a piano, and whatever else and been fine despite the fact that they should have been fatal. Same situation here.
It isn't going to kill him, heck, it likely won't even wound him that badly. At best he'll be sore for a while, if there are even any repercussions for this at all. Likely not even that much. It's a joke, in porn no less, why are you thinking so hard? |
| RepentantAnon #1364623 2 months ago |
^because its fun and silly? |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1364624 2 months ago |
Holy fuck me next.
Insert commas in that last statement wherever you feel |
| Jackarunda #1364628 2 months ago |
I'm gonna go out on a limp here and say this is relevant to my interests |
| Impious #1364630 2 months ago |
BECAUSE IT'S DOWNRIGHT FRIGHTENING MAN
MOST MEN DON'T WANT SOMETHING THAT LARGE SLAMMED INTO THEIR POOP CHUTES WITH THAT KIND OF FORCE |
| Psychopomf #1364634 2 months ago |
....
...Boner we need to have a talk I think your behavior is out of control |
| Jackarunda #1364636 2 months ago |
Wow GCoL, you ninja'd be by 11 seconds
you son of a bitch |
| Jackarunda #1364642 2 months ago |
*limb
go out on a limp what the fuck does that even mean |
| Jackarunda #1364644 2 months ago |
*me
damnit I can not type today |
| Impious #1364646 2 months ago |
I know that feel Jack |
| Anonymous #1364664 2 months ago |
IT'S DOWNRIGHT FRIGHTENING MAN
MOST PEOPLE DON'T WANT AN ANVIL TO LAND ON THEIR HEADS |
| liquidXTC #1364667 2 months ago |
This is how I want to die. |
| RepentantAnon #1364678 2 months ago |
i dunno what the hell is going on now but ima put an end to it! PISS FIGHT!!!!!!!!! *starts pissing on everyone* |
| Impious #1364689 2 months ago |
Yeah but having an anvil dropped on your head would kill you instantly
Cartoon physics don't really apply to sex, this guy is probably in horrible pain ...And a bit of pleasure ...Maybe a lot of pleasure |
| Molestia #1364690 2 months ago |
*opens mouth wide* |
| Psychopomf #1364692 2 months ago |
@Jackarunda
I bet he'll be going out a limp, Mr. Freud |
| Molestia #1364696 2 months ago |
I'm greedily drinking your pee RepentantAnon what do you think about that huh |
| Impious #1364699 2 months ago |
ANON, I JUST DRANK MANY A LITER OF RED BULL
MY PISS IS THAT OF THE BULL HAVE AT YOU |
| Jackarunda #1364706 2 months ago |
@Psymhocpof
Brilliant! |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1364709 2 months ago |
@Molestia
This is my fetish. Go on! |
| RepentantAnon #1364712 2 months ago |
@molly
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| RepentantAnon #1364729 2 months ago |
bring it on, impious!!!
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| Impious #1364748 2 months ago |
HYDRO PUMP!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| Bolan #1364752 2 months ago |
*Opens umbrella* |
| Jack-o-Lantern #1364758 2 months ago |
My internet is finally bac...
Whats thi... Go on... |
| RepentantAnon #1364766 2 months ago |
YOU MISSED! NOW!
WATER SPOUT!!!!! PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH |
| Molestia #1364773 2 months ago |
It's everywhere
oh fuck I can't possibly drink all this oh shit no |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1364778 2 months ago |
Oh Molestia! I think I've missed you most of all. lol. |
| Impious #1364782 2 months ago |
AAAAAUUUGH
WHAT ARE YOU ANON? A KYOGRE?! YOU'RE AT MAX HEALTH!! NO- WHARBLGHAFHSGHASGHASGHASGHGHHBBFPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT- |
| RepentantAnon #1364793 2 months ago |
HAHA! I HAVE BESTED YOU GOOD SIR IN THE HONORABLE SPORT OF PISS FIGHTING!
ALSO YOU NEGLECTED THE FACT THAT WAILORD ALSO HAS WATER SPOUT AND THAT HYDRO PUMP HAS ONLY 70% ACCURACY!! HAHA! |
| Impious #1364798 2 months ago |
A WAILORD? AUGH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0aSTwJooSM |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1364803 2 months ago |
I'm just gonna watch this.
Holds out teacup |
| Jack-o-Lantern #1364805 2 months ago |
With my net being down all down all day giving me the biggest headache and so many pages to catch up on, yeah I'm gonna sit this one out. still going to watch though. |
| RepentantAnon #1364825 2 months ago |
the fight has already ended. a moment of silence for those that didnt make it. impious my friend, i'll never forget you. may your soul find peace |
| RepentantAnon #1364833 2 months ago |
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| Impious #1364837 2 months ago |
*floating face down in an ocean of piss* |
| Bolan #1364844 2 months ago |
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| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1364845 2 months ago |
Sips pisstea in his memory |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1364849 2 months ago |
Oh Impious; I always had a feeling it'd end this way. |
| Impious #1364857 2 months ago |
No.... NO
YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM *inhale* ULTIMATE SPINNING COCKTOWER PISS EXPLOSION ATTACK!!! |
| Gundlach #1364861 2 months ago |
GUNDLACH USED SURF |
| RepentantAnon #1364866 2 months ago |
what a way to go too, death by piss fight! <:O what have i done? ;_; |
| RepentantAnon #1364870 2 months ago |
wait wha-
HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| Yorec #1364875 2 months ago |
Wait in the holy hell is going on here?! |
| Bolan #1364881 2 months ago |
The elusive piss-storm. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1364884 2 months ago |
^Impious was going to die from pee but he transformed into a monster and now everyone is drinking piss tea. That's about it. |
| RepentantAnon #1364887 2 months ago |
I CONCEDE!
a yellow flag is all i have. its yellow from piss |
| Yorec #1364894 2 months ago |
ProfessorOfHoers@1364884 said: Lol ok |
| Impious #1364897 2 months ago |
There is enough piss to go around for a few months at this point.
I'm going to get a rash standing in this shit... |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1364901 2 months ago |
Or in Ponibooru terms it's Thursday. |
| Gundlach #1364902 2 months ago |
Time to take a body count! |
| DaxRattler #1364904 2 months ago |
Fuck I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
NEVER FUCKING CHANGE GUYS, NEVERXD |
| RepentantAnon #1364910 2 months ago |
that was a good piss fight! we should totally do this every night! ^_^ |
| Impious #1364918 2 months ago |
I'll pass. I'm really, really thirsty.
... And no. Not what you're thinking. |
| Gundlach #1364920 2 months ago |
*covers nose* Okay who was the asshole that had asparagus? |
| DaxRattler #1364927 2 months ago |
And my house mate walked in to see why; pretty sure I am not going to be able to get him to watch ponies now:( |
| Impious #1364935 2 months ago |
and now, bringing you additional lulz
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| SilverWind #1364951 2 months ago |
Is it.. wrong that i want to trade spots with that guy? |
| Anonymous #1364960 2 months ago |
Less than an hour ago we were discussing how frightening this picture would be if taken realistically.
And now oceans of piss. Why must this place be so glorious. |
| PanzerKunst #1364966 2 months ago |
Stop! hammertime!
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| Impious #1364997 2 months ago |
Because, Anon
We are a site dedicated to ponies you might as well say we're dedicated to awesome |
| phantomdream #1365004 2 months ago |
>mfw seeing a giant piss storm
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| -Lunacy #1365546 2 months ago |
Ow, she's gonna split him in half! |
| Xuncu #1372238 2 months ago |
FORE! |