
| Ol_Dirty #1363850 2 months ago |
Let's bring back fluffsplosion, shall we? |
| PandaSennin #1363885 2 months ago |
What a fucking asshole smarty friend. I know most of them are fucking stupid but this one? I hope the little fucker dies. |
| NightJack #1363932 2 months ago |
That was a fluffsplosion? Then where is the baby fluffies? A fluffsplosion kills the mother but leave the babies. |
| NightJack #1363954 2 months ago |
I mean, I find fluffsplosions to be the dumbest thing to be added to fluffies but at lest everyone, at lest before this, would keep the way it works content. |
| FeralSocks018 #1363975 2 months ago |
Nice to see new methods of smarty-friend discipline. |
| lordanubis #1364011 2 months ago |
If there was a fluffsplosion, why were there no babies left after? |
| lordanubis #1364016 2 months ago |
Though shitting on a fluffy as punishment is a new one. Not a bad idea to show a loss of rank. |
| Mezzo #1364019 2 months ago |
Lavender has Stockholm syndrome, and Branch needs to suffer for his cruelty. |
| PandaSennin #1364035 2 months ago |
^ Agreed. |
| Anonymous #1364118 2 months ago |
Sometimes, the fluffsplosion is strong enough to blow away the foals in multiple directions.
Well, Tulip and her spawn were hosed the moment it was known that she had too much fluff between her legs. Sucks to be Lavender, I guess. |
| PandaSennin #1364131 2 months ago |
^ I dunno man, I think the writer just fucked that part up. |
| Anonymous #1364148 2 months ago |
Nope. He didn't. That's how old greentext stories with fluffsplosion did. Pathetic mewling foals crying for their dead mothers when they were lucky, or splattered remains of dam and foals sticking on the hapless owner's walls. |
| lordanubis #1364164 2 months ago |
A fluffsplosion happens when the pressure of childbirth causes the mother's body to explode. The babies are at the centre of the explosion, they wouldn't move at all. There's be the fluffsplosion, and then the babies just laying there.
Panda's right. I think Ol_Dirty wasn't clear on that concept. |
| PandaSennin #1364173 2 months ago |
I've read most fluffplosion stories and what happened here has never happened before so yeah, the writer fucked up. |
| Anonymous #1364175 2 months ago |
You don't remember the old stories with splattered fluffy ponies, lordanubis. There wasn't any consistency back then (and there still isn't any consistency today). |
| NightJack #1364176 2 months ago |
^^ I've seen the old greentext stroys the babies are always right where the mother was before the fluffsplosion in a little pile mewling away. |
| Anonymous #1364189 2 months ago |
I like Big Branch. |
| NightJack #1364191 2 months ago |
No anon, in the old ones there was only to thinkgs ever the same and it was for all of them, how dumb the fluffies are and fluffplosions, only time a foals got splattered from it was from the fluffplosion happening in mid-air or of it knocked something over that fell back on the foals. |
| NightJack #1364193 2 months ago |
*only two things |
| Anonymous #1364196 2 months ago |
lavender should have been reduced to a fuck toy. |
| deathproofpony #1364374 2 months ago |
I was expecting Lavender to have accidentally bitten the head off the newborn. That would have probably had the same end... the foal's body stuck, the other foals die inside the mother, and she dies to infection or from having the rotting foals inside her.
Hell of a way to discipline a fluffy... turn her into a shit monster. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1364673 2 months ago |
I liked this. It was fresh.
And Fluffsplosion! I don't think we've had a real fluffsplosion here since my Amidawa. |
| Anonymous #1364813 2 months ago |
We should return to that concept as it was in the beginning, while they always fluffsplode upon birth, and mating wasn't necessary then. (and few of them fluffsplode upon death) |
| NightJack #1365124 2 months ago |
^ Sorry anon but if we are going to to that then why not return to what the fluffy ponies were at beginning of their concept, just ponies with a fluffy coats then.
The fluffsplode is really kind of stupid, I mean a fluffsplode happens and the only thing that happens is the fluffy mother is gone, if the fluffies have bones like is stated so much why do thay just disappear, nothing is ever left behind but fluffy, the babaies and maybe a little blood, it's just dumb. |
| Anonymous #1366215 2 months ago |
This story seems to be a highly accurate commentary on western women.
Me gusta. |
| lordanubis #1367314 2 months ago |
Having them all fluffsplode is not a good idea. The mother/children dynamic is ripe for exploitation from both abuse and love standpoints. You can have a mix of it, where fluffsplosion happens when birth complications happen. |
| Anonymous #1369216 2 months ago |
But somehow fluffplosion shows how "crazy" fluffies are. There is a fluffy - plop - and now it isn't, while around there are 4 smaller fluffs, looking around and mewling "fwen", "wan sketties", etc. |
| Anonymous #1424315 1 month ago |
WOW. |