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| Psychopomf #1363703 2 months ago |
Being a royal and divine alicorn her farts are delicate flower-scented summer breezes
Oh god what the fuck did I just type? |
| Gittonsxv #1363706 2 months ago |
she magically teleports them away! |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1363709 2 months ago |
A lady never discusses such things. Give her some cider though and maybe she'll open up to you. |
| Anonymous #1363711 2 months ago |
@Prof
but which end will open? |
| Anonymous #1363712 2 months ago |
706: Or banishes them to the moon! (Luna isn't too happy about that, though.) |
| Anonymous #1363724 2 months ago |
^^ Both, given enough cider. |
| Scumbag_Crowley #1363730 2 months ago |
She simply doesn't hold them in, of course.
What? She's the Princess, who the hell's gonna argue with her if she stinks up the royal palace!? |
| Bolan #1363734 2 months ago |
Not farts, royal queefs. |
| Gittonsxv #1363749 2 months ago |
Bolan, oh god...molestia just got more dirty.... |
| doyen-sotiris #1363757 2 months ago |
She never holds it in. She uses magic to deafen the sound and banish the smell.
Ironically enough, I've got a Celestia comic commission on the way that deals with a Royal... pooting emergency. |
| Offensive #1363798 2 months ago |
Magic. |
| Ananonymous #1363877 2 months ago |
very long, untill the next dawn
during which she uses all the stored ones to alimentate the sun for a whole day |
| Impious #1363958 2 months ago |
Deities don't fart |
| Shader #1364137 2 months ago |
Why did you feel the need to specify 'PONY farts'?
Does she have multiple types of farts? A 'human fart'? 'Griffin fart'? |
| Anonymous #1364147 2 months ago |
made from different types of foods i guess? like how pet-farts smell like rotten pet-food. |
| Rhino #1364597 2 months ago |
I'm going with silent but deadly -_- |
| CrocScraah #1365448 2 months ago |
@Impious
Thank you! People really need to get their facts straight. |
| Anonymous #1367216 2 months ago |
She's farting constantly, hence the greater flowing effect of her tail than her mane. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1370726 2 months ago |
She doesn't. She farts when and where she wants, and everyone nearby had better compliment the rich bouquet that comprises her anal perfume.
Or else, the moon! |
| Anonymous #1456896 3 weeks ago |
maybe celestia holds them in until she takes her royal bath and lets it all out in the royal tub :3 |