
| Shaggy #1361316 2 months ago |
I'd just shoo them away instead of getting their hopes up then crushing them. What a dick. |
| Shaggy #1361323 2 months ago |
Oh wait he kicked a few, yep abuse. |
| ImperatorZor #1361357 2 months ago |
>Ten minutes pass
>Walking home >Hear Crash >Walk to the source of sound >A small croud has gathered >Sees a car smashed against a fire hydrant >Car is driven by father, drunk out of his wits, staggers out and saying "Hiya Son! Care for a little southern comfort!" in a slurred voice >Notice the dumpster is turned on its side, more of less intact, save that the lock latch has broken off and the lock lies broken on the street and a rusty patch is nocked out in the side >Garbage is everywhere, Fluffie Ponies are eating the leftover Pasta >Oddly Enough, Dad managed to somehow miss EVERY Fluffie Pony >Only you are looking at the Ponies, everyone else looks at you >You run to catch the bus and avoid sight >The next day you come to work, writing the dumpster, getting garbage water all over you. You then notice that the ponies get into the dumpster easily enough >hearing the boss lament about how he's not going to have the dumpster replaced because profits this quarter have been down. >Everyone talks about how you are the son of a Drunkard >At the end of the night you empty the leftover pasta, watching as they get in and feed themselves to satisfaction. As well, the number of foals has gone up >You curl up in a bottle that night, slowly setting yourself down the path to surly oblivion. |
| MaroonBunyip #1361358 2 months ago |
> greater than
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| Shaggy #1361367 2 months ago |
@Imperator
If that's how YOU want the story to end then that's fine. I'll stick with the original author's version. |
| Anonymous #1361383 2 months ago |
Ah. It's a repost of Ginger_Fig's italian restaurant story. He's got a pastebin up now.
http://pastebin.com/u/Ginger_Fig |