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Shaggy
#1361316
2 months ago
I'd just shoo them away instead of getting their hopes up then crushing them. What a dick.
Shaggy
#1361323
2 months ago
Oh wait he kicked a few, yep abuse.
ImperatorZor
#1361357
2 months ago
>Ten minutes pass
>Walking home
>Hear Crash
>Walk to the source of sound
>A small croud has gathered
>Sees a car smashed against a fire hydrant
>Car is driven by father, drunk out of his wits, staggers out and saying "Hiya Son! Care for a little southern comfort!" in a slurred voice
>Notice the dumpster is turned on its side, more of less intact, save that the lock latch has broken off and the lock lies broken on the street and a rusty patch is nocked out in the side
>Garbage is everywhere, Fluffie Ponies are eating the leftover Pasta
>Oddly Enough, Dad managed to somehow miss EVERY Fluffie Pony
>Only you are looking at the Ponies, everyone else looks at you
>You run to catch the bus and avoid sight
>The next day you come to work, writing the dumpster, getting garbage water all over you. You then notice that the ponies get into the dumpster easily enough
>hearing the boss lament about how he's not going to have the dumpster replaced because profits this quarter have been down.
>Everyone talks about how you are the son of a Drunkard
>At the end of the night you empty the leftover pasta, watching as they get in and feed themselves to satisfaction. As well, the number of foals has gone up
>You curl up in a bottle that night, slowly setting yourself down the path to surly oblivion.
MaroonBunyip
#1361358
2 months ago
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Shaggy
#1361367
2 months ago
@Imperator
If that's how YOU want the story to end then that's fine. I'll stick with the original author's version.
Anonymous
#1361383
2 months ago
Ah. It's a repost of Ginger_Fig's italian restaurant story. He's got a pastebin up now.

http://pastebin.com/u/Ginger_Fig