
| ClownDicks #1359791 2 months ago |
Sage advice. |
| dudemang #1359798 2 months ago |
Most cannons aren't party cannons.
Also, healthy children have the ability to distinguish between fact and fiction. (And it's not like it precludes adults from trying something crazy like a party cannon, either.) [/responding-to-trollblog] |
| zammullins #1359829 2 months ago |
Most kids aren't gonna find a cannon just lying around. |
| Anonymous #1359834 2 months ago |
Parents should be responsible enough to keep cannons away from their children too. If not, natural selection happens. :3 |
| Karazor #1359863 2 months ago |
I think you mean, "highly awesome." Cannons are great. They should totally be used in parties all the time, possibly in conjunction with the 1812 Overture. |
| Anonymous #1360076 2 months ago |
i declare, that from this point forward, it is not a party if their isnt a cannon |
| Everypony #1360081 2 months ago |
Shut up and get inside the cannon already
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| Narko #1360100 2 months ago |
Firearms in cartoons?! Absolutely preposterous. I won't have my children growing up in this nanny state observing such atrocities! I think I'm so civilized because I'm a strict vegetarian! The very idea fills me with an urge to defecate!
ALL OF THAT NONSENSE WOT WOT! RED LASERS AND BLUE LASERS! *gurgle gurgle foam at the mouth* |
| Everypony #1360695 2 months ago |
^^BS. I demand my second amendment rights...the right to bear arms or is it the right to arm bears? |
| doc_steedly #1360944 2 months ago |
How absurd. I use cannons to set up parties all the time. And I'll have you note, I have only burned down 8 buildings, 3 explosions, 5 cake-ectomies and probably hurt... uhm maybe... 22 people... I can't remember. No one died though, but other than burning all of the party stuff they are super effective. |
| Anonymous #1361384 2 months ago |
Narko, well put. Actually, cannons can be set up to fire with less than destructive force. |
| Dysons_Fear #1363159 2 months ago |
Like hell they shouldn't |
| TheLoneLampman #1365502 2 months ago |
Then, with varied results, they learn to respect heavy artillery first-hand. |