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williamcll
#1357609
2 months ago
>Work at Italian restaurant.
>Busboy, dish washer.
>Angry because of low paying shit job.
>Waitresses are supposed to share tips but never give you a fair cut.
>Only joy comes from stray fluffy ponies.
>Pasta smell attracts fluffies to back door.
>These are domesticated fluffy ponies.
>Some abandoned by fed-up owners.
>Some pets that wandered off and got lost.
>Not hard-core ferals who know how to forage & survive.
>These fluffies have known human love but lost it.
>Dirty, hungry, sad...only know how to beg.
>Take out the garbage several times a night.
>Fluffies crowd around back door.
>Whimpering and begging.
>"Psghetti's pwease?" "Sooo hungwy!" "Tummy huwt!" "Hewp pwease."
"Stay right here. We dump old spaghetti at closing time."
>Fluffies are happy, dance around hugging.
>Every time trash is taken out, hungry fluffies beg "Psghetti's now pwease?"
>Their mouths water.
>Smells from the kitchen drive them mad with hunger.
Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)10:45 No.1677256

>>1677251
"Not yet, we dump it at closing time."
>Sometimes it's cold & raining.
>Fluffies always wait because they're too dumb to do anything else.
>Waiting for the promise of spaghetti.
>Finally, closing time.
>Prop open door.
>Carry out huge, steaming pot of spaghetti.
>Dump it in trash.
>Fluffy crying is deafening.
>"Noooo!" "Why dump psghetti's?" "Pwease, sooo hungwy!"
"Get the fuck out of here you little rats."
>Kick a few.
"I said we dump the spaghetti at closing time...not give it to dirty, disgusting fluffy vermin."
>Make sure dumpster is tightly locked.
>Fluffies bawl in disappointment and helpless rage.
>Several bash their heads into the dumpster in frustration.
>Their tears give you a hard-on.
>Best part; they'll be back tomorrow.
PanzerKunst
#1357611
2 months ago
Dupe of >>178121
1xmushroom1x
#1358180
2 months ago
what the fuck is this fluffy things shit? i cant say ima fan. y'all can enjoy y'allselves tho.
Anonymous
#1358310
2 months ago
I love this art syle for fluffy ponies. The look on the dead mothers face is funny as hell.

Its so intresting how fluffy pony turned from a rqndom picture to a meme with almost a cannon of its own
Shaggy
#1358659
2 months ago
I like this dark fluffy pony stuff and I'm someone who frowns at a bug zapper every time I hear a zap. Why do I care more about bugs than fluffy ponies? Because the bugs are real and the ponies aren't.
Anonymous
#1359017
2 months ago
@8310

Even in death they completely lack dignity.

Alternately: A fluffy pony in its natural state.
Anonymous
#1359456
2 months ago
Fluffy ponies dont have a natural state lol.

I need to write a story thats not in a comments section about these things i swear
Anonymous
#1359903
2 months ago
I really want to kill and brutally stomp that crying foal that complains about its stomach-ache from starving so that it shuts up. Or splatter all its legs so that it can forget about being hungry.
ImperatorZor
#1361356
2 months ago
williamcll
...
>Ten minutes pass
>Walking home
>Hear Crash
>Walk to the source of sound
>A small croud has gathered
>Sees a car smashed against a fire hydrant
>Car is driven by father, drunk out of his wits, staggers out and saying "Hiya Son! Care for a little southern comfort!" in a slurred voice
>Notice the dumpster is turned on its side, more of less intact, save that the lock latch has broken off and the lock lies broken on the street and a rusty patch is nocked out in the side
>Garbage is everywhere, Fluffie Ponies are eating the leftover Pasta
>Oddly Enough, Dad managed to somehow miss EVERY Fluffie Pony
>Only you are looking at the Ponies, everyone else looks at you
>You run to catch the bus and avoid sight
>The next day you come to work, writing the dumpster, getting garbage water all over you. You then notice that the ponies get into the dumpster easily enough
>hearing the boss lament about how he's not going to have the dumpster replaced because profits this quarter have been down.
>Everyone talks about how you are the son of a Drunkard
>At the end of the night you empty the leftover pasta, watching as they get in and feed themselves to satisfaction. As well, the number of foals has gone up
>You curl up in a bottle that night, slowly setting yourself down the path to surly oblivion.
Anonymous
#1369125
2 months ago
you people ruined fluffy pony
Anonymous
#1369143
2 months ago
And we hope that you're having colon pains from this.
Anonymous
#1372424
2 months ago
"HEY!!! Get away from that pasta! You're cold and hungry, that's why you stay outside and get nothing to eat! (Point to mare with starving newborn foals) Especially you, because of those foal! They're starving and freezing, so you don't get any food to make milk for them!"
Anonymous
#1445195
1 month ago
424: Remember Kids, if something is weak and defenseless, it deserves to Suffer by some Fucked-Up logic pulled out of the Ass of Darwin's Corpse.