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| Yorec #1356376 2 months ago |
To be honest I thought you were talking about penis sandwiches. |
| ColgateUnicorn #1356378 2 months ago |
For a second I thought they were asking how big he was in terms of belly
And he responded in a same manor Then the end panel |
| Sevireth #1356386 2 months ago |
Oh, penises.
I started to wonder if this blog is turning culinary to be frank. |
| Impious #1356396 2 months ago |
It's not how deep you fish. It's how you wiggle your worm.
That, and being amazing with your mouth and hands can make up for any lack in size. Trust me. |
| Anonymous #1356397 2 months ago |
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| Yorec #1356403 2 months ago |
Impious@1356396 said: Its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean. |
| Anonymous #1356405 2 months ago |
ice pack you clueless deadpan baby |
| Takanuva #1356438 2 months ago |
Yorec@1356376 said: God damn you. You made me think about that sketch done by Puppetry of the Penis about the Penis Burger. |
| Yorec #1356444 2 months ago |
Takanuva@1356438 said: God damn you. You made me think about that sketch done by Puppetry of the Penis about the Penis Burger.[/quote] What is the Puppetry of Penis? |
| Takanuva #1356463 2 months ago |
@Yorec
They're an Aussie comedy group that preform nude on stage and preform "dick tricks." Basically, they contort their genitals into various shapes. It's actually kind of funny. |
| spacehouse #1356472 2 months ago |
oh weaver, my respect and admiration of ur work grows with every pic |
| Yorec #1356478 2 months ago |
Takanuva@1356463 said: What. |
| Anonymous #1356529 2 months ago |
@Takanuva:
The fuck? |
| Anonymous #1356544 2 months ago |
Don't know if I'm hungry or horny... |
| Anonymous #1356602 2 months ago |
I can't deal with small ones. I just don't feel anything and it gets boring :( |
| lordanubis #1356612 2 months ago |
It's my dick in a bun! |
| GlitterGlue #1356642 2 months ago |
not being able to feel small horsedicks isn't something you should admit even on the internet |
| Psychopomf #1356648 2 months ago |
I knew it! Truly inspiring words for us...
Wait this also applies to wing size right? Pegasus ladies like wings that aren't long but are definately buzzy and thick feathered, right? |
| bustoblaster #1356672 2 months ago |
Something's not right heeeere...oh ok, Troll-Rai fixed it. :V
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| Xuncu #1356794 2 months ago |
The Penis-witch. Comes with special sauce. |
| UrbanMeadows #1357070 2 months ago |
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| Molestia #1357075 2 months ago |
That's it, Ice Pak is now my favorite zebra manwhore
fuck you all also yes, i would like my penis
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| Kawa #1357243 2 months ago |
Deadpan is best pan |
| Lurks-no-More #1357628 2 months ago |
It's that last panel that really, really makes the joke work. Ice Pack has plenty of good qualities, but he has no sense of humor at all. |
| LurkerPony #1357929 2 months ago |
Oh Ice Pack, you and your "Captain Obvious" abilities. Is funny to me.
Although, to be fair, size does matter in one regard: it's gotta be wide enough. If a woman can barely feel someone's sub inside her vaginal walls, then the guy better have some dexerious hands to make up for it. You know what I'm saying? |
| ChickNeighney #1357935 2 months ago |
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| Rostam #1359330 2 months ago |
^lol chick that made me giggle |
| Anonymous #1367582 2 months ago |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA HEY GUYS
THIS BLACK GUY'S GOT A SMALL COCK! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA! |
| LurkerPony #1376402 2 months ago |
^
But he still gets all the ladies. |
| Anonymous #1396801 2 months ago |
Small dicks aren't worth the trouble of dating a boy, its pretty much the biggest dissappointment ever when you find out hes not a man where it counts... |
| Anonymous #1402611 2 months ago |
^Yeah, you're not a girl. Virgin trying to make themselves feel better detected.
Do you know how deep the average vagina is? A big cock is actually a bad thing, it means a guy can never get deep enough to satisfy himself and will most often have to have a lot of patience every time he has sex to get a girl ready to handle his large package. Truth: Unless a girl is into stretching herself out (and even then the nature of the vagina is to snap back into place, so it would take a LOT of stretching for a LONG time), then a big dick isn't what a girl wants. I can feel my own fucking cervix if I put my fingers all the way inside myself; my fingers aren't freakishly long, either. If a guy has over six inches I am not going to be comfortable, and other tactics must come into play. |
| Anonymous #1446653 1 month ago |
^I'm sorry you've never had sex, brony.
But its okay to be a virgin in this fandom even if it's kind of imature :) Big cocks are simply better, let it bother you as much as you want, anything under 6 inches is *yawn* inducing |
| DarkPandaX #1450471 1 month ago |
^Not sure if you're a troll, or... actually, no, pretty sure you're a troll. This is why I still maintain that websites like this don't need a comment section. |