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Anonymous
#1354018
2 months ago
It's still an overrated shit pairing.
ClownDicks
#1354031
2 months ago
^Get out.
Anonymous
#1354054
2 months ago
^The truth is painful isn't it?
Impious
#1354055
2 months ago
I thought I established at this point that Angry Anon is a buttflustered troll and shouldn't be taken seriously?

If you like something he'll attack it, even if he secretly likes it himself.
Impious
#1354063
2 months ago
Then again, it's hard to tell whether or not it's him, since most anons are shitbags by default. Anonymity = Shitbaggery
CronoM
#1354069
2 months ago
^ Still canon pairing, whiner, until considered otherwise within canon. Your opinion does not equal truth. Get a dictionary.
Bladylol
#1354071
2 months ago
Saying that something that is cannon is over a overrated shit pairing.

Silly Anon.
CronoM
#1354073
2 months ago
^ To anon.
Bladylol
#1354074
2 months ago
Well ALMOST cannon.
SlayerBVC
#1354076
2 months ago
Don't feed the trolls guys.

Shouldn't even need to say that, but I don't want this to devolve into something unrelated to the picture.
Anonymous
#1354083
2 months ago
angry anon lol
liquidXTC
#1354094
2 months ago
I have no opinion towards this pairing here but saying that something is canon doesn't make it a good pairing.
Impious
#1354097
2 months ago
Not a good enough title? Would Furious Rectum-Ravaged Anon suit your fancy?
SlayerBVC
#1354112
2 months ago
@Impious @Anon
Stop it.
Anonymous
#1354114
2 months ago
I don't care, Spike have a kiddy crush on Rarity, but Rarity can't return the same feeling for him. That's how the kiddy crushes work. And Sparity isn't canon and never will be, get over with it. This pairing doesn't work and never will work. So can you explain why do anybody love Sparity, or just your mouth is so big?
Impious
#1354145
2 months ago
I'm not saying I disagree with you, as cute as this ship is it can't work, ever. In pony years Spike might be only just a little bit younger than Rarity, but he's technically still just an infant. He's just a little bit more mature due to his upbringing, and not much. It'd be statutory rape. If anything, I wish Rarity'd stop leading him on and just let him off easy already.

But you really need to work on your social skills. Seriously, there's no reason we can't be civil, and I have yet to see you do anything but call people stupid for having opinions different from your own.
1xmushroom1x
#1354149
2 months ago
cute. but what does sending packages via air, hoof, other method have to do with potential sex? shipping lol idk why its called shipping.
Impious
#1354155
2 months ago
Mushroom, "shipping" comes from the word "relationship", hence relationshipping. Basically, people shoving two characters into a relationship regardless of whatever. Because, shipping. It's best not to question that logic, because that's the gist of it.
Dragoon
#1354156
2 months ago
Almost looks like it was based off a fic I was reading a little while ago ^^;
Anonymous
#1354158
2 months ago
Rarispike is pretty awesome, moreso than most other pairings, for one good reason - potential drama.

Whereas most other ships mostly revolve around "Oh, they're so cute" to "tee hee, they're rivals, they must be in wuv", ships like Rarispike feature established affection between the two characters while at the same time have some delicious angles for internal conflict and obstacles arising between them and a potential relationship - including but not limited to difference in age, difference in lifespan, differences in physical form, difference in culture, difference in biological traits. Those aren't reasons why it's an impossible pairing, their reasons why it's such a fascinating and intriguing one.

Anybody who appreciates a good story salivates over those possibilities. Anybody who doesn't needs to cultivate a better sense of taste.
Impious
#1354165
2 months ago
If it weren't for the age difference I'd be all over it. But statutory rape is not a cool thing.
Anonymous
#1354166
2 months ago
Impious@1354155 said:
Mushroom, "shipping" comes from the word "relationship", hence relationshipping. Basically, people shoving two characters into a relationship regardless of whatever. Because, shipping. It's best not to question that logic, because that's the gist of it.

That's the case of most shipping, because it's teenagers doing it for wish fulfilment.

I ship, sure, but it's for the internal conflict to navigate and to play with the characters' personalities, seeing how they react in different situations and with each other. The more conflict, the better. It makes an interesting story.
Bolan
#1354182
2 months ago
It's about time this was colored. I don't really care about this pairing but well-done artwork will always give me momentary fuzzies.
PonyRIG
#1354188
2 months ago
the overanalizing! IT BURNS!
Anonymous
#1354191
2 months ago
Impious@1354165 said:
If it weren't for the age difference I'd be all over it. But statutory rape is not a cool thing.

Agreed, but that's assuming that Spike wouldn't be at an appropriate maturity level when and if they go into a relationship (depends on the story, dragon maturity rate is subject to a story by story basis), and it's also assuming the story treats everything as all well and good (some brilliant conflict comes from the elder party fearing over this very issue - is the party with the long-held crush mature enough to stand at an equal level as them in the relationship?).
Anonymous
#1354203
2 months ago
PonyRIG@1354188 said:
the overanalizing! IT BURNS!

Nah, I'm not overanalysing. I'm just extending some of the things I've learned over the years about writing interesting characters over to the realm of romance. When done right, shipping serves as character studies and sources of intense conflict, without outside interferance. It's a very elegant way of telling a story, very economic.

I just wish most shippers focused on the stories and didn't act like idiots, but that's fandoms for you.
doyen-sotiris
#1354210
2 months ago
If this is based off of Like Fine Wine, then I must chortle, as that fic is filled to the brim with Narmy prose.
QuelloScelto
#1354216
2 months ago
^ Actually its based on coyoterainbow's My Little Pony - Genesis which is the story about the Mane 6's children.
doyen-sotiris
#1354233
2 months ago
Never heard of it. Then again, I don't keep up with MLP fiction; most of what I've read has been utter garbage.
GreyAcumane
#1354356
2 months ago
lets see:
AJxBigMac = no canon romance at all
TwilightxSpike = no canon romance at all (just mother/sister vibes)
FSxBigMac = No canon romance, and barely any direct interaction (I can't recall any actual conversation between them)
CheerileexBigMac = canon shutdown of romance in favor of friendship. Possible past romance together that was mutually broken off though, which could lead to future rekindling of romance.
RainbowdashxEverypony = no canon romance(maybe wonderbolts on a purely groupie level)
CelestiaxDiscord = no canon romance
VinylxOctavia = not even canonically in the same episodes
BonBonxLyra = barely any canon interaction and canon personalities are one of the most heavily divergent from fanon I've ever seen (I will admit, it's still one of my favorite pairings though)
DoctorxDerpy = no canon interaction
WhirlyWillowxRoboshi = not even canon characters.
SpikexRarity = Spike falls in love with Rarity from episode one, is seen doing various tasks for Rarity and wearing his crush on his sleeve(or the front of his shirt) at all times, and by Secret of my Excess, it is made obvious that Rarity knows of and at least accepts his feelings even if it is made unclear if she returns any romantic feelings.

Sorry, I know it's trolling, but I've been wanting to get this all out of my system for a while, and this presents a decent opportunity.
SpikexRarity is if anything the single MOST canon relationship other than Mr.CakexMrs.Cake and ShiningArmorxCadance. It's also one of the, as Diamond Tiara would put it, "juiciest' relationships even without the fanon, since you have so many angles that make it a semi-taboo relationship, and Spike's love is flying in the face of all of that:
He's only a baby dragon (yet his expressions of love range from childish to incredibly mature and self sacrificing) he's also the "little brother" of one of Rarity's best friends (don't even try to say that couldn't or wouldn't get awkward) and he's also a completely different species that likely has a different lifespan and whose future growth could put him on an entirely different size bracket (even best case scenario would have rarity die of old age before spike grows past pony size that makes physical compatibility dangerous) and should be a predator/prey relationship.
All of this adds up to a huge deal for Rarity to consider, and that's on top of the fact that this whole thing MIGHT actually be a simple fleeting puppy love deal on Spike's part, or even that he's only instinctively drawn to her due to her connection to gems. Further complicating issues is Rarity's social climbing, upon which the success of her business and livelihood depends, which could be put in dire straits if she had a public relationship with Spike (especially considering how judgmental Canterlot's "elite" have been shown to be)
All of these reasons add up to this romance being one of the most complex and interesting relationships depicted in almost ANY show, certainly a heck of a lot more than any romance depicted within the series itself, as its success would be an even greater depiction of "Love conquers all" than ShiningArmorxCadence at the climax of season 2's end.

Yet I don't see any anons bitching about how lyraxbonbon sucks or that crap. But go ahead, anon, keep fighting it. It's everything that is against their relationship that makes it that much more fun to cheer for them. You're only fueling the fanbase's determination.
GreyAcumane
#1354365
2 months ago
well, crap. I got pretty thoroughly ninja'd. And by another anon, no less.
Littlecabbit
#1354370
2 months ago
....it's fictional characters who are of fictional races, in a fictional world, you people need to lighten the hell up, especially you Imp, it's only statutory rape if the other ponies decided to start giving a damn, if she's really leading him along and the others have yet to care, I'm not sure they'd ever start.
Yorec
#1354377
2 months ago
@GreyAcumane

Littlecabbit
#1354405
2 months ago
Actually, we saw Derpy and the Doctor talking in the hearts and hooves day ep, and Bon-bon's saddle-bags have Lyra's cutie mark on them, in fact, so they're not entirely non-canon
Anonymous
#1354407
2 months ago
GreyAcumane@1354356 said:
lets see:
AJxBigMac = no canon romance at all
TwilightxSpike = no canon romance at all (just mother/sister vibes)
FSxBigMac = No canon romance, and barely any direct interaction (I can't recall any actual conversation between them)
CheerileexBigMac = canon shutdown of romance in favor of friendship. Possible past romance together that was mutually broken off though, which could lead to future rekindling of romance.
RainbowdashxEverypony = no canon romance(maybe wonderbolts on a purely groupie level)
CelestiaxDiscord = no canon romance
VinylxOctavia = not even canonically in the same episodes
BonBonxLyra = barely any canon interaction and canon personalities are one of the most heavily divergent from fanon I've ever seen (I will admit, it's still one of my favorite pairings though)
DoctorxDerpy = no canon interaction
WhirlyWillowxRoboshi = not even canon characters.
SpikexRarity = Spike falls in love with Rarity from episode one, is seen doing various tasks for Rarity and wearing his crush on his sleeve(or the front of his shirt) at all times, and by Secret of my Excess, it is made obvious that Rarity knows of and at least accepts his feelings even if it is made unclear if she returns any romantic feelings.

Sorry, I know it's trolling, but I've been wanting to get this all out of my system for a while, and this presents a decent opportunity.
SpikexRarity is if anything the single MOST canon relationship other than Mr.CakexMrs.Cake and ShiningArmorxCadance. It's also one of the, as Diamond Tiara would put it, "juiciest' relationships even without the fanon, since you have so many angles that make it a semi-taboo relationship, and Spike's love is flying in the face of all of that:
He's only a baby dragon (yet his expressions of love range from childish to incredibly mature and self sacrificing) he's also the "little brother" of one of Rarity's best friends (don't even try to say that couldn't or wouldn't get awkward) and he's also a completely different species that likely has a different lifespan and whose future growth could put him on an entirely different size bracket (even best case scenario would have rarity die of old age before spike grows past pony size that makes physical compatibility dangerous) and should be a predator/prey relationship.
All of this adds up to a huge deal for Rarity to consider, and that's on top of the fact that this whole thing MIGHT actually be a simple fleeting puppy love deal on Spike's part, or even that he's only instinctively drawn to her due to her connection to gems. Further complicating issues is Rarity's social climbing, upon which the success of her business and livelihood depends, which could be put in dire straits if she had a public relationship with Spike (especially considering how judgmental Canterlot's "elite" have been shown to be)
All of these reasons add up to this romance being one of the most complex and interesting relationships depicted in almost ANY show, certainly a heck of a lot more than any romance depicted within the series itself, as its success would be an even greater depiction of "Love conquers all" than ShiningArmorxCadence at the climax of season 2's end.

Yet I don't see any anons bitching about how lyraxbonbon sucks or that crap. But go ahead, anon, keep fighting it. It's everything that is against their relationship that makes it that much more fun to cheer for them. You're only fueling the fanbase's determination.

Ninja anon here, and yes, couldn't agree with you more.

Sure it isn't canon. So what? None of our fanworks are. Why is it such a bad thing to investigate such fertile grounds for storytelling? All the obstacles that face Rarispike only mean it that, in navigating them, the story stands to be more interesting and emotional than most other ones that have to come up with conflict wholesale.
Anonymous
#1355770
2 months ago
Grey and Anon above speak words of wisdom. Hear them.
Anonymouz
#1355798
2 months ago
@GreyAcumane

There used to be this guy in ponychan called Manley T. Mcdragonpuncher. He claimed he hated Spike and Rarity ship and created lots of threads about it or derailed other threads about his hate of it.

In his attempts to do so (and because he uses troll logic), fans and even non-fans of the ship end up defending the pairing against him turning threads into a pro-Sparity thread or at least an anti-Manley thread.

The opinions that you posted about this pairing are opinions I would have never known of if the top anon never decided to post his hate of the pairing.
GreyAcumane
#1356495
2 months ago
I never understood why fans call the ship sparity. That sounds like it should be used sparingly. Spirity is much better name in my eyes.
And sadly, yes. As annoying as the trolls are, I probably wouldn't have taken the time to put my thoughts/observations to text without the prompt.
Anonymous
#1356850
2 months ago
This pic and discussion need more RariJack.
Vree
#1356992
2 months ago
@Grey deserves a standing ovation.

And just to get back to the picture, I love artists' depictions of older Rarity.

Ever read Agatha Christie's "Cat Among the Pigeons"? I always kinda had a crush on the headmistress.
Anonymous
#1361144
2 months ago
This is the only way I like Sparity in any way, shape or form.

The whole Mayfly-December Romance angle intrigues me...
MuffinTop
#1386453
2 months ago
Wow, lots of arguing here over whether this coupling would work and whether or not it would be wrong. I'd say the pairing would be just fine as long as it happened when Spike was older. Although I can only think of one pop-culture pairing that's similar to this, Anakin and Padme, and citing one of the worst-portrayed relationships in film history really doesn't do much to help my case...
Anonymous
#1434067
1 month ago
I love how sweet and lovey dovey Spike and Rarity are here. I'm gonna guess in coyoterainbow's future, this is when they're married and have their son Gem.
Spiritus_Arcane
#1484544
1 week ago
Makes me sad that I just learned that Genesis was canceled. Hopefully the artist's partner completes it in fanfic form like he's hoping to...