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lordanubis
#1351714
2 months ago
D'awwww, the smarty friend lived.
I don't think that's how smarty friends work, but this was too cute, so I'm not gonna bitch.
FeralSocks018
#1351722
2 months ago
I thought Smarty Friends only emerge in feral herds.
But okay.
CodenameOne
#1351736
2 months ago
Holding the radio by the antennae and hitting his junk with the actual unit would've worked way better, but this was still kind of satisfactory.
PanzerKunst
#1351753
2 months ago
Oh look, more torture porn
Ginger_Fig
#1351829
2 months ago
You're advancing the theory that some fluffies are genetically predisposed to becoming "Smarty-Friends"? Interesting idea, but you'll have to try harder to convince me.

I stand by the conventional theory that "Smarty-Friend" is just a fluffy pony term for the dominant pone in a group.
The_Mungoman
#1352117
2 months ago
I agree with Ginger_Fig.
Being Smarty can't be genetic, it is most likely due to arrogant fluffies thinking they're better than others.

Other than that, the story was okay. The ending was cute, though.
Anonymous
#1352134
2 months ago
The fluffy didn't become a smarty friend because of genetics or puberty. It become one because the luvfag didn't fucking beat its ass when it was a bad fluffy. The thing never got disciplined and as a result learned that there were no consequences for its bad behavior. This is why all fluffies need a healthy dose of the sorry stick and secret butt plug.
The_Mungoman
#1352198
2 months ago
@Anon134 "bad behavior"... Nah. The things [i]have[i] limited intelligence and it eating rubber bands, mistaking the for food is understandable, considering their low brainpower.
The cocky attitude in the end was the real bad behavior, and that didn't go unpunished.
I wonder, if a kid accidentally walked in front of a bus and got hurt, would it have misbehaved and deserved extra punishment?
LordBristle
#1352475
2 months ago
So... posting text in a image board...
Really genuis, OP.
lordanubis
#1352524
2 months ago
Hello Bristle, you must be new here.
deathproofpony
#1352678
2 months ago
@OP Intriguing idea.... what if a pony is genetically dispositioned to becoming a smarty. And what do you do if it happens to yours. Very good.

@LordBristle - suck a bag of dicks, noob.
Shaggy
#1352700
2 months ago
@deathproofpony
Does thou posses such a holy bag?
Shaggy
#1352701
2 months ago
possess*
deathproofpony
#1352912
2 months ago
if the bag had a hole in it, the dicks would fall out.
Tabula_Rojo
#1352993
2 months ago
I enjoy these stories of owners being reasonable

although 3000 for rubber band removal seems like alot, although I supposed I'd be willing to pay that for my Dog or my Cat
Anonymous
#1353023
2 months ago
Sigh...this shitty luvfag stories spam is what's killing the fandom.

Congratz, you're a cancer.
Giant_Neckbeard
#1353038
2 months ago
Appleloosa, Anons, please don't mess with the tags just because you don't like the story.

And at the very least, get your spelling correct.
Anonymous
#1353117
2 months ago
@023
Shitty luvfag stories ruin the fandom?
Who made all the good artists leave again? Yeah... think a little first.
Appleloosa
#1353180
2 months ago
@
Giant_Neckbeard

I was just removing the "fluffy_pony_punishment" from the tags, the OP clearly don't know the meaning of that word.
PhilSrobeighn
#1353790
2 months ago
Cute
lordanubis
#1354863
2 months ago
Why did I know this was going to turn into a shitstorm about the nature of smarty friends?
Yes, this story ignores previously established rules about smarty friends. All fluffy rules are general guidelines, and can be bent or broken in order to create a better story.
Anonymous
#1355395
2 months ago
Wow, you guys would be great Parents. I Hope you never breed.
Anonymous
#1368509
2 months ago
i fucking hate smarty fluffies
Anonymous
#1369240
2 months ago
^ Everyone does, they're annoying, cocky little pricks who think they're badasses. I love it when someone takes a smarty friend down a peg, espically when they let him live with his shame.