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| Anonymous #1344170 2 months ago |
Colored version of image #175156. |
| Gittonsxv #1344214 2 months ago |
daww i could never harm you |
| deathproofpony #1344279 2 months ago |
I could. Legless fluffies are an abomination.
*grabs mallet* |
| PandaSennin #1344333 2 months ago |
*facepalms* We know you could. |
| Ginger_Fig #1344336 2 months ago |
^ I dunno, deathproof, isn't it more tragic to let them live? Forced to watch other fluffy ponies play and hug...knowing they will never experience these joys as long as they live? |
| Anonymous #1344363 2 months ago |
Love it |
| Anonymous #1344367 2 months ago |
^Ahh, but then comes the risk of him getting his legs back through sheer will of his stupidity. In one story, a fluffy was told her legs had gone on vacation after being amputated... and sure enough, they came back just in time for spegetties!
Anyway, I might as well put up my grimderp story I posted on the old version of this. > Feed Burrito burritos > stand him upright on his butt > Burrito eventually manages to count down from ten > poops really hard > Burrito blasts off > flies to the moon > too stupid to realise he can't breath in space > one month later the moon is brown > new species of fluffy pony appears called the were-fluffy > under a full moon, they turn into poop > Ironically, they live longer than normal fluffies due to their transformation preventing them from getting killed for a few hours each fortnight > Epilouge: Burrito built a space bridge out of poop back to earth > Upon being asked how he could breath in space he instantly died from thinking too hard >WASN'T THAT A LOVELY STORY |
| Anonymous #1344496 2 months ago |
^ Da frick did I just read? I wuv you fwuffies |
| Ghosts44 #1345082 2 months ago |
AUTISM INBOUND |
| Anonymous #1345597 2 months ago |
> Ginger_Fig
> Right as always > Gittonsxv > Massive pedophilic outcasted cock sucker as always |
| mindcannon #1345618 2 months ago |
>Grim dorks and luv fags fighting |
| Ferrotter #1345685 2 months ago |
Cheeks: unpuffed. Attitude: polite. Whimpering: annoying.
Tell to shut up, I won't hurt him. Place in spare ferret litter box with a saucer of Spaghetti-O's. Cover with old towel. |
| Anonymous #1346075 2 months ago |
Be burrito legless fluffy pony.
You used to be a wild fluffy forraging for food behind mexican restrunt. You loved burritos they were your favorate thing to find in the trash. Then one day as you slept in your box the man that put things in the trash grabbed you by your fluffy and stuck you in a box. "Wet buwwito go or gif ouchies!" He shakes the box roughly. "Calm down you little shit." You defiantly headbut the side of the box and then you take a supprise nap when everything goes black. You wake up in a dusty place with a human vroomvroom inside it. You are strapped to a table and the human looks down at you. "Listen you little shit you been eatting my trash for a month and now your going to pay for it." Defiantly you blow rasberries in the humans face. "Buwwito no fwady pony!" He smacks you across the snout giving you a bigger ouchie then you can remember. "You have been eatting spicy food and shitting all over my parking lot. Now you learn some respect!" He flicks you fluffy nuts and you yelp in pain. "Ouchies no huwt buwwito" The human smiles. "That's better now are there any more of you fuckers living back there?" You whimper out a responce. "Mama fwuffy teww buwwito stay she wead munster away. Mama no come back dat make twash buwwitos pwace. Hooman weave awone." He grabs a hanfull of you belly fluff and pulls untill you yelp in pain. "You don't tell me what you want you little shit. You do what your told understood." You bend and twist for all your worth and bit the human on his wrist. "Aaaaa you little fucker!" His eyes get wide with rage. "Ok buritto that's fucking it. I was going to be nice and have the vet do this but fuck him and fuck you. " the human pulled out a large knife and slowly chopped off you front right leg as you scream. He smacks you in the face with it . "Aaaaaa weg hooman take weg hooman bad hooman munsta mama hide fwuffy fwom!" He snaps you other front leg with a twist before cutting it off and waving both in your face. Who's a bad fluffy? Who is a bad fluffy?"" You eyes well up and you know your going to die you can't help it but break from the pain. Buwwito bad fwuffy .... take twash....poopie aww ovaa munsta kiww fwuffy pwease ..... no mo huwty pwease"" "Good you learned to be nice." He cuts your back legs off faster then your front and then puts a stinky rag in your face and you go to sleep real fast. You wake up legless in a bowl the human looking down on you with two shiny things in his odd ugly hooves. He taps them to the sid of your head. "A monster took your legs and I saved you. You just want some one nice to take care of you." The next thing you know a human foal half the size of an adult is looking down at you. "Oooo daddy he's awake! Ooo hello little guy I'm amanda and your my new fluffy!" You shave in fear. "Munsta take buwwito weggies ....... hooman save fwuffy ......u pwease gif huggies" The human foal picks you up out of your bowl and hugs you. Meeting your long denied institual need for hugs and affection. You are a fluffy and this is what you were ment for. "Aww its ok little fluffy you can stay with me. Thank you daddy ill take better care of this one." You be buritto legless fluffy pony. You belong to amanda and live in your bowl. A monster took your legs and amandas daddy saved you. Your life is no so bad but some nights you dream of sleeping in the trash and eatting yummie burittos from the trash. Your always warm and clean and well fed now but you miss eatting burittos |
| Anonymous #1347507 2 months ago |
Burrito is actually a pretty cool name for a legless fluffy. |
| Anonymous #1347669 2 months ago |
@5597
Not wanting to murder children is apparently the new standard for "pedophilia". |
| Ferrotter #1348151 2 months ago |
^ Protectiveness towards children you don't know actually is a symptom of it. |