
| JP #1332127 2 months ago |
No! I want to believe that Candence was down there only for a few days and during that time Sharmor and Fake!Cadence simply didn't have time for sex! |
| Yorec #1332128 2 months ago |
Oh that's just heartless Chrysalis.
Keep going. |
| ChickNeighney #1332132 2 months ago |
Neighney no like. Neighney no like at all. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1332133 2 months ago |
@Chrysalis
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| Anonymous #1332134 2 months ago |
JP Well depending on how the whole plot followed, that could be very likely. I mean if we make the assumption of
changelings threaten canterlot > Barrier is put up > Chrysalis infiltrates as candence > Shiny's too busy for a lot of things to notice how different his fiance has been. on the otherhand, Chrysalis' whole "feed on love and drain the life away from her target" thing seemed like she was basically a g-rated succubus. |
| Everypony #1332137 2 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1332200 2 months ago |
All hail Queen Syphilis! |
| Velcro #1332215 2 months ago |
Of course, now that Chrysalis has been launched to the horizon, Shining Armor won't have to pay child support! |
| Hydra #1332232 2 months ago |
Thanks weaver! We hadn't crossed that line up till now! |
| Anonymous #1332289 2 months ago |
@Hydra:
We hadn't? Almost a week since the premiere and this is the first time someone's made this joke. Cadance: You're lying! He'd see right through you! He'd notice something was wrong! Chrysalis: He didn't have any time to notice something's wrong. I made sure of that! |
| Rezak #1332359 2 months ago |
oh, that's just cruel (( |
| Gittonsxv #1332713 2 months ago |
this srsly makes me angry....>_< |
| Yorec #1332717 2 months ago |
Gittonsxv@1332713 said: He'd probably fall in love with Fake Cadance/Chrysalis too. NTR is never fun. |
| Stormy_Brave #1332723 2 months ago |
...yep.
I can totally see this happening. |
| Anonymous #1332735 2 months ago |
Wait wait wait.
Chrysalis /hates/ Shining Armor. You thinks she cares enough about Cadence to buck her brother? I don't really see it. >_> |
| Yorec #1332739 2 months ago |
Anonymous@1332735 said: She would feed on the passion of making love. |
| Anonymous #1332961 2 months ago |
#1332735
Well, she did sing that though she doesn't care about him, she wants him to be hers, and hers only. And she kept fondling him when he was all mind-f*****. |
| Sindri #1332967 2 months ago |
She feeds on love, not sex, passion, or any other hormone stew. Meanwhile, if Shiny and Candance had never had sex, pressuring him into it would just strain the deception. Not to mention how hard it would be for him to get enthused with constant terrible migraines. Possible, but highly unlikely. |
| Anonymous #1333215 2 months ago |
"They say it's never as good as your first time."
Really? Because my first time was awkward and lasted all of about twelve minutes. I like to think I've gotten better since then. I probably haven't |
| LurkerPony #1334068 2 months ago |
Oooooh, ooooooooooh.
Man, that is evil. :D |
| Anonymous #1334456 2 months ago |
@sindri
alternative reading: it never happened and chrysalis is just trying to get cadence riled up |
| Impious #1334557 2 months ago |
That is utterly terrifyingly evil. Bonus fridge horror when you realize that Chrysalis was clearly content with letting Cadence starve to death all alone, knowing that her beloved fiance is fucking another mare.
Yes, and this is why I laugh at people who try to depict Chrys as a woobie. She's a complete monster and nothing less than a complete monster. |
| PonyPon #1334637 2 months ago |
There has not been a day in my life my life i dont root for the empire.
This is that 1/24 of a day. |
| Anonymous #1335355 2 months ago |
Cadence lied. She was the biggest slut in high school (as in she had sex with every colt who went to the same school as her). |
| lordanubis #1336501 2 months ago |
Man, that's pretty goddamn diabolical. Even if Chrysalis loses, Cadence has to live with that knowledge. |
| GarlicParsnip #1336601 2 months ago |
LOVELY |
| Anonymous #1337396 2 months ago |
@lordanubis
Best thing is that it doesn't even have to be true. |
| Homfrog #1339855 2 months ago |
@1337396 Yeah! Shining Armor wouldn't even remember a thing, so no matter if it's true or not, Cadence would have no way of ever knowing what really happened. |
| RandomFanguy #1376803 2 months ago |
Cadance is still a virgin though. At least she has that moment. |
| MishaLover #1467942 2 weeks ago |
Until Queenie rapes her too. Double NTR! |