
| Anonymous #1330939 2 months ago |
Oh Celestia.....quick someone make an innocent joke! |
| cogsandspigots #1330948 2 months ago |
You get the garlic, I'll get the stake. |
| Anonymous #1330955 2 months ago |
Man he loves Red Velvet cake doesn't he! |
| Gundlach #1330959 2 months ago |
What? Pies are delicious!
Stains are gonna be a pain in the ass to get rid of. |
| RandomFanguy #1330963 2 months ago |
All that Cherry Pie is gonna go straight to your hips. |
| Yorec #1330966 2 months ago |
Eating a girl out while shes on her period?
Noob. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1330972 2 months ago |
"I...drank...Cadence's...milk shake!" sputtered Shining Armor trying not to cry. "I drank it up!" |
| Roboshi #1330976 2 months ago |
you ate all of the tomatoes? those were for your wife! |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1330986 2 months ago |
"Shining Armor, have you seen my pie?"
"I'm not gonna lie to you, I ate your pie." "You better have a good explanation for this!" Pulls out Mentos, situation resolves itself |
| Anonymous #1330993 2 months ago |
A real man loves her women every day of the week. |
| Takanuva #1330994 2 months ago |
Holy shit can't believe you drank all that ketchup. |
| Rhino #1330998 2 months ago |
You fool, that's three alarm hot sauce! |
| Anonymous #1331007 2 months ago |
Shining Armor: WHY HAVE I ATE ALL DIS CHERRY PIE! MY WIFE IS GUNNA KEEL ME!! |
| Anonymous #1331008 2 months ago |
Because the blood of virgins is delicious? |
| Yorec #1331015 2 months ago |
ARGH, should have come up with something more clever. |
| Joe_Habana #1331118 2 months ago |
dude, i tell no to befriend that creepy guy
now you´ll be obsessed too ![]() |
| Anonymous #1331304 2 months ago |
* ten seconds earlier *
<Shining Armor> I wonder if I could juggle a pool ball with my face! |
| YenaMuffin #1331338 2 months ago |
"Because it's part of the script you dolt!" |
| Yeoseo #1331626 2 months ago |
If that shit tastes as bad as it smells.... |
| soul_punisher #1331643 2 months ago |
"What did Spike mean when he said 'eat her out?'" |
| Jackarunda #1331812 2 months ago |
because a real stallion loves his mare every day of the month |
| Yorec #1331820 2 months ago |
Jackarunda@1331812 said: You get used to the coppery taste anyways. At that point its just extra dressing. |
| Lancer #1331842 2 months ago |
This is what happens when a pony tries to eat a pine cone. |
| York #1331926 2 months ago |
Looks like Jackarunda beat me to that one.
Hmm... Maybe he just walked into one of those walls in Amnesia that bleeds strawberry jam. |
| Anonymous #1333003 2 months ago |
Cherry Kool-aid is THAT good. |