
| Anonymous #1329732 2 months ago |
I DON"T KNOW WHICH ONE TO SHOOT! |
| Anonymous #1329740 2 months ago |
Both |
| Anonymous #1329743 2 months ago |
I shot you both in the knee. Now I can decide which one is real at my leisure. |
| DaisyHead #1329766 2 months ago |
shoot one in the right leg, and shoot the other one in the left leg. now you can tell the difference. |
| B2C #1329775 2 months ago |
I know who my father is.
I don't know who the murderer is. Therefore, my father is not the murderer. |
| Mariokidd #1329782 2 months ago |
Shoot first and ask questions later! |
| Anonymous #1329787 2 months ago |
http://youtu.be/zMSZC3f0qf8 |
| Impious #1329790 2 months ago |
He shot them both, and they both reverted into changelings.
The real Cadence is locked away in a dungeon and is raped daily at Chrysalis's leisure. |
| ponypikachu #1329796 2 months ago |
Shoot yourself |
| Rhino #1329822 2 months ago |
Woah, that's sort of unnerving. |
| Anonymous #1329824 2 months ago |
One of you use magic! The green magic marks the imposter! |
| StalkerZHS #1329898 2 months ago |
*pulls out tartar sauce*
twilight: ALL RIGHT NOBODY MOVE.... NOBODY GETS HURT |
| Anonymous #1329917 2 months ago |
Easy, don't shoot, get both.
And then they all . . . The End. |
| EagleStrike36 #1329974 2 months ago |
Shining Armor: FUCK. WHICH ONE. Screw it all. [Puts gun in mouth, pulls trigger] |
| stevenedb #1329979 2 months ago |
Keep both of them! |
| Anonymous #1330005 2 months ago |
Shining Armor: "So eh, which one of you is the sexy insect pony? The one who can transform into whatever sick fantasy I might have?" |
| Bobrella #1330014 2 months ago |
I was kinda expecting this during the finale. Anyone else? |
| prancingfox #1330119 2 months ago |
Fear Effect 2 Ending, that is all. |
| RandomFanguy #1330137 2 months ago |
This is exactly what I was imagining at the end of the finale. But she's not a clone so this can easily be resolved with a simple question. |
| Anonymous #1330161 2 months ago |
Shining Armor: "THIS WOULD BE MUCH EASIER IF NOT FOR SHAPESHIFTING SPELLS!" |
| 441 #1330186 2 months ago |
Mmmmhh...
*Nibbles leg on the left one, and then shoots her* "Dude! What did you do that for?" "Her legs tasted like cheese." |
| Anonymous #1330311 2 months ago |
"To be safe you must shoot us both."
"THAT must be the real Princess!" *BANG! BANG!* "Damn it, damn it damn it! Years of planning ruined!" "How were we going to conquer Equestria with a fake Princess Cadence anyway?" /Robot Chicken |
| Marlbrony20 #1330395 2 months ago |
Shoot them? Get Twilight's magical Lasers and shoot them both. Whichever doesn't fry is a WITCH. The one who doesn't fry is a WITCH. If they both die they're a WITCH.
... Wait, wrong era. |
| Anonymous #1330432 2 months ago |
And that's how Chrysalis got all those holes! |
| Questionmarktarius #1330453 2 months ago |
The real Cadence would know how Shiny likes his BJs. And even if that plan didn't work - hey! two free BJs! |
| Gundlach #1330464 2 months ago |
Me: I GOT THIS!
*takes the revolver and shoots Shining in the leg* *Shining lets out a cry and doubles over in pain* Cadence: "NO!!!" *runs over to Shining and cradles him* "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM!?" *tears running down her face* Me: I didn't. This revolver's full of blanks. Cadence: "What?" *looks at Shining* Shining: *looks up* "You're the real Cadence. Nopony would cry out for me like that." Chrysalis: *changes form* "Damn it. That was risky little game you pulled just now." |
| Hydra #1330578 2 months ago |
SA: "...what did we do on our first date?"
Can.1: "Bump! Bump! Sugar Lump Rump!" Can.2: "...you did that on the FIRST-"*BAM* |
| Anonymous #1330722 2 months ago |
SA: Screw this! Let's have a Threesome! |
| FirelordofHyrule #1330896 2 months ago |
One word: SMOSH |
| FireEel #1331005 2 months ago |
Shining Armor: You know...I 've always had a fantasy of getting it on with twins :3 |
| SpikeSpiegel #1331042 2 months ago |
Shining Armor looked from one to the other, his eyes growing more and more strained and his mouth drier by the second as the revolver pointed from one Cadence to the other, his mind working at a speed once thought impossible. He looked left, then right, from one begging pair of eyes to the other, and as luck would have it, switched to the one to the left, cocking the pistol as he prayed to the Fates that his choice was true.
Then, a dragon in a hat, no taller than his shoulders, rushed on by like the wind had possessed him. He reached out a claw to block the gun, which he, by chance, choose to stay. 'Shining, bro, wait!' Spike called out, the tired voice in his throat sounding as sore as his feet did. 'Spike, what the Hell are you doing here?' he turned on the young 'Aren't you supposed to - !' A quick claw to his lips and another to the revolver put the gun down to his hooves, raising an incredible rage within. He glared right down at Spike and tried to reach for the gun once more, only to have his friend once more, obstruct him. The rage reached a point that he opened his mouth to question the actions of his one-time fellow Bro, and pulled all the annoyance with him into a vortex of frustration and rage. 'What in the name of Equestria - ?!' Once more, he was silenced as Spike pointed a claw at the identical pair, bringing the core problem to his attention once again. 'There's two Cadences!' He said the obvious, causing the male unicorn to grit his teeth. 'I know, that's why I - !' Two claws grabbed either side of his cheeks, and suddenly Shining Armor was face-to-face with a young dragon who could not have glared harder if Celestia herself willed it so. His green eyes were checkered by rage and his fangs bare on either side, projecting a look of the utmost indignation. Shining glared right back, ignoring all the signs of Spike's current state of being. 'You're not listening!' He almost yelled, looking right into his eyes. 'There. Are. Two. Cadences.' 'I know that!' He returned, his teeth grinding with the intensity of a tectonic shift. 'Why do you think I - !' Wait. 'Oh.' There were two Cadences. 'Oh.' There were two Cadences. He stepped right back, a disbelieving stare He hoof-bumped Spike, and like the true Bros they were, trotted off to the nearest bar to celebrate, a fatal mistake avoided, thanks to the intervention of a dragon, the only dragon, that he could have called a One True Friend. 'Sh - Shining, wait! You have to choose!' 'Oh, right, that.' he remembered, and trotted over to the both of them, sandwiching right in-between as he had always dreamed of, 'You're Cadence on Monday and Wednesday.' he pointed one, and wrapped a hoof around the other, 'You're Cadence on Tuesday and Thursday.' 'And what about Friday, Saturday and Sunday?' the one on his left questioned in an inquisitive tone. 'Oh, on those days...' He kissed one Cadence and nuzzled the other, offering a sly wink to his good friend on the side, who only offered his thumb as a sign of approval. Both girls blinked visibly as he proceeded to brush his tail naughtily against both their rumps. 'You're both Cadence.' |
| MrSeyker #1331285 2 months ago |
Goddamn it, Shining Armor, drop that gun this fucking instant! |
| Dramatic_spoon #1331351 2 months ago |
The Fake one, shoot the Fake Candence. |
| Dr_Action #1331795 2 months ago |
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| Anonymouz #1332324 2 months ago |
Ask them to levitate something. Shoot the one with green aura... |
| Anonymous #1332897 2 months ago |
Cadence: "I'm me!"
Cadence: "You're not me! I'm me! And that makes you not me!" Shining Armor: "WTF?!" |
| Anonymous #1332938 2 months ago |
Cadence: "Dear, to be sure, you're going to have to shoot us both."
Pinkie Pie: "Ooooh, so that's the real one." |
| Anonymous #1332939 2 months ago |
Diamond Dogs are invaluable during Changeling infiltrations for their ability to sniff out a Changeling in a group of ponies.
If that stupid fuck Blueblood had the common sense to grant them citizenship this wouldn't have had to happen. |
| Anonymous #1332953 2 months ago |
shoot both and marry Twilight |
| Anonymous #1332955 2 months ago |
Shining: "Aah, which one do i shoot?!"
Twilight: "Where did he get the gun from?" Spike: "I don't know." |
| Anonymous #1334234 2 months ago |
^ Pinkie Pie: "I have guns stashed everywhere in Equestria, in case of gun emergencies." |
| Anonymous #1335234 2 months ago |
Shoot them both! Think of Twilight. |
| Anonymous #1335772 2 months ago |
@2939
>be a unicorn stallion >confronted with two versions of your fiancee >one of them is a changeling >don't know which one is the real one >if blueblood granted the diamond dogs citizenship this wouldn't have had to happen >suddenly, an idea >shoot blueblood |
| Abarekiller #1336833 2 months ago |
Tsukasa would deck both of them, and the first one to stand up he would announce is the fake |
| Anonymous #1347302 2 months ago |
play the rainforest song by paul hardcastle for better thinking |
| ZeldaTheSwordsman #1347959 2 months ago |
Boy would Ribbon or Mimic come in handy right about now. |
| Anonymous #1348329 2 months ago |
He should be asking both of them a question only the genuine article would know. |
| Dystopian-God #1351556 2 months ago |
Cadence 1: shoot her, she's the changeling!
Cadence 2: no shoot her, she's the princess! S. armor: oh celestia, they both look alike. which one is which Both Cadences: WE JUST TOLD YOU, YOU IDIOT!!! |
| Anonymous #1351914 2 months ago |
have each of them Cadence cast a spell. the horn that glows green belongs to the changeling |
| MGB_GT #1355076 2 months ago |
Michael Jackson "To be safe you must shoot us both." |
| Anonymous #1375993 2 months ago |
But ShiningArmor have hooves, ShiningArmor can't use a Gun
Now the responsability is for Spike, Spike can use Guns with theyrs fingers |