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Anonymous #1329511 2 months ago

Nopony f*cks with the Jesus?

Cgeta #1329512 2 months ago

Is he working at a healthcare for sheeps? Why would you not like him?

Harlequin_Jester #1329519 2 months ago

Everypony #1329523 2 months ago

religion and ponies don't mix

Anonymous #1329534 2 months ago

@523 As it offends both sides.

Anonymous #1329535 2 months ago

Jesus-fy all the kids shows

PowerToole #1329537 2 months ago

Bolan #1329539 2 months ago

Kill yer pony idols.

Anonymous #1329556 2 months ago

This thread is now about spiderman.

Anonymous #1329561 2 months ago

or both?

PowerToole #1329573 2 months ago

Look ponyfans! He's trolling with a god! Quick ponyfans! We must inform a mod! No, wait! We need a more permanent solution to our problem...

Cgeta #1329586 2 months ago

We need some mods in first place :P

PowerToole #1329598 2 months ago

What then to do about Jesus of Nazareth? Miracle wonderman, hero of foals...

Theopticals #1329614 2 months ago

IHATERELIGIONGRRRR JESUS IS A BIG DUMB worst pony

Anonymous #1329627 2 months ago

i agree with theopticals.

Brujo_chilote #1329748 2 months ago

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Anonymous #1329759 2 months ago

I too dislike religion, but what's wrong with Jesus? (atheist here)

Anonymous #1329783 2 months ago

PowerToole #1329849 2 months ago

@759 A lot of things, but this is not the place...

Raindrops #1329982 2 months ago

Anonymous #1330171 2 months ago

Jesus, not even once.

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Saint_Braeburn #1330378 2 months ago

Wow. For a minute I thought this was Reddit. The guy who originally posted the Jesus pony was a troll trying to cause stupid shit like this to happen. Btw Nice Job tolerating guys. I refuse to grace this tread with a facehoof Gif

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Saint_Braeburn #1330429 2 months ago

So much circlejerk

Anonymous #1330437 2 months ago

Yorec #1330451 2 months ago

Boy there sure are a lot of asshole atheists in here!!

Anonymous #1330458 2 months ago

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Saint_Braeburn #1330488 2 months ago

@Anon475 Now that's just stereotyping. However, since most of this probably from 1 Anon, I probably should ignore this thread. I just we could tolerate is all.

Anonymous #1330496 2 months ago

Saint_Braeburn #1330527 2 months ago

<< >> Fuck it. THIS IS NOW A RAINBOW DASH THREAD!

Anonymous #1330529 2 months ago

Anonymous #1330534 2 months ago

If you christians could even agree on what you believe, then maybe us atheists could actually talk to you.

Anonymous #1330540 2 months ago

Yorec #1330546 2 months ago

Anonymous@1330534 said: If you christians could even agree on what you believe, then maybe us atheists could actually talk to you. Well then I guess its a good thing I'm Jewish!!

Anonymous #1330552 2 months ago

>implying atheists don't cherrypick their facts too

Anonymous #1330559 2 months ago

At least the Jews still read their book in it's original tongue before debating on what it means.

Anonymous #1330560 2 months ago

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Anonymous #1330565 2 months ago

At least we use FACTS instead of just making stuff up as needed.

Anonymous #1330567 2 months ago

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romantiCaveman #1330573 2 months ago

You're only giving us Atheists a bad name, Anon. Grow up.

Saint_Braeburn #1330576 2 months ago

@Anon565 I still don't understand why you can't tolerate.

Saint_Braeburn #1330584 2 months ago

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Anonymous #1330592 2 months ago

There are no true christians, just ask a christian.

Anonymous #1330594 2 months ago

Anonymous #1330601 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn What's being tolerated? This thread? Because you seem to be spamming it with off-topic pics.

Anonymous #1330605 2 months ago

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Anonymous #1330615 2 months ago

@601 No one gives a fuck, anon. Go be retarded somewhere else.

Anonymous #1330618 2 months ago

Harlequin_Jester #1330633 2 months ago

I'll tell you what's not being tolerated, my rectum! *laugh track*

Saint_Braeburn #1330634 2 months ago

@Anon601 What was the point of this thread? Other than to be mean to people?

Saint_Braeburn #1330647 2 months ago

@Jester

Anonymous #1330650 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn Being mean? Like pointing out the inconsistencies of christianity in picture format? Would you prefer we talk? Or would you rather spam more RD pics?

Yorec #1330661 2 months ago

@Harlequin

romantiCaveman #1330664 2 months ago

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Yorec #1330675 2 months ago

Also shouldn't that have ruptured his intestines?

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Anonymous #1330701 2 months ago

@harlequin Holy shit is that possible? I thought that was just some hentai shit or something

Harlequin_Jester #1330709 2 months ago

The guy is apparently perfectly fine the whole video it's insane he's like some kind of Criss Angel of butt dildos.

Anonymous #1330719 2 months ago

PowerToole #1330721 2 months ago

@317 From Spanish to English: The sign on the lawn: Don't fuck the dog, it has herpes The sign being held by the dog: You can fuck me for a dollah! This is a completely accurate translation and if you question it you're a bad, bad person. Here's RD being awesome:

romantiCaveman #1330731 2 months ago

"The Criss Angel of Butt Dildos" is like a title and a half right there.

Yorec #1330732 2 months ago

Really?! Shit, you know who he really is?

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Harlequin_Jester #1330754 2 months ago

@Yorec Holy shit, you're right.

Anonymous #1330758 2 months ago

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DaxRattler #1330817 2 months ago

I"m faving this purely for comment hilarity.

romantiCaveman #1330836 2 months ago

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Harlequin_Jester #1330889 2 months ago

You know what I haven't posted in a while robot porn?

Harlequin_Jester #1330900 2 months ago

Woops, I mean *posted in a while?

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FirelordofHyrule #1331089 2 months ago

Why is this thread on Ponibooru?

Anonymous #1331144 2 months ago

Anonymous #1331158 2 months ago

@FirelordofHyrule Because religion has no place in a civilized society.

GreyAcumane #1331681 2 months ago

It's rather amusing how threads where Christians have done the most speaking have resulted in polite rational discussion on how various rules from the bible make sense given appropriate context, and where athiests are the majority, its just a flood of image caps. Admittedly, most of that is just an anon trolling, but I have yet to see any Christians get their panties in a bunch to this extent. It really just helps drive the point home that stupidity is more of a human condition than a religious one.

Anonymous #1331688 2 months ago

The last great religion debate I saw here was between two trolls that admitted it afterwards. So much for your theory.

ILSS #1332488 2 months ago

Given that they're pretty much all anons, most of this is probably just two or three people.

Anonymous #1332521 2 months ago

The spammed pictures remind me of how religious people spam their religion everywhere.

Anonymous #1334970 2 months ago

wky you all atacing religion? maybe mix Jesus with ponies isnt good idea but its not argument to atack Jesus and Bible isnt a lie, Its true but i wont get all world to the paradise...

Anonymous #1334976 2 months ago

maybe all isnt good word but its not the time and moment to attack Jesus!

Anonymous #1335003 2 months ago

Let us attack a fictional character like Gandalf, Jesus or Optimus Prime. That will really make everything all right.

Anonymous #1335024 2 months ago

Militant Atheist spotted!

Anonymous #1335037 2 months ago

Hmmm. Grab a militant religionist, shop a book in his hand and claim that atheists are just like fundamentalists. Fail.

Saint_Braeburn #1335062 2 months ago

Dammit, I thought this thread died! IF YOU'RE INTO ANTI-THEIST CIRCLEJERK THAN GO BACK TO REDDIT!

Saint_Braeburn #1335071 2 months ago

And now back to Ponies

Anonymous #1335073 2 months ago

Anon in a nutshell.

Saint_Braeburn #1335078 2 months ago

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Anonymous #1335092 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn You don't have a monopoly on religion. The fact that your only recourse is to spam when people bring up the inanity of religion is proof that you have no swag.

Saint_Braeburn #1335102 2 months ago

Anonymous #1335110 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn Uh-huh. My point exactly.

Saint_Braeburn #1335130 2 months ago

@Anon092 A;so 1) Monopoly on religion? What does that even mean? 2)You never made an argument. You just spammed the comment section with your shitty images. So i figured might as well post ponies, because THIS A FUCKING PONY SITE!

Yorec #1335135 2 months ago

Anonymous #1335137 2 months ago

Because of the complete lack of extra biblical evidence, I can posit that Jesus never existed. By the lack of biblical consistency, I can posit that Jesus never existed. By the impossible things that he supposedly done, I can posit that Jesus never existed.

Saint_Braeburn #1335141 2 months ago

@Yorec You find the most adorable Gifs.

Saint_Braeburn #1335151 2 months ago

@Anon137 That answered none of questions. SO, AGAIN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ON A PONY SITE?

Zincy #1335159 2 months ago

I missed a theistic debate?

Anonymous #1335162 2 months ago

@Zincy There was no debate. Just anon spamming pics, trying to get some attention.

Yorec #1335163 2 months ago

Anonymous #1335176 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn You have no answer except to spam more gifs. Looking through this thread it seems that most of those other pictures actually follow the theme of the OP, ie. not spam. You are a spammer, they are not. Jesus was a fictional character, like Ganesh or Hercules.

Bolan #1335187 2 months ago

Saint_Braeburn #1335188 2 months ago

@Zincy No. Some guy took the image that the troll who pretended to be a Christian Zealot made. This someone started spamming Anti-Christianity stuff like this was Reddit, and not a site for ponies. I'm currently in a battle with him/her to see who can leave the last comment.

Anonymous #1335192 2 months ago

@176 WHY NO ONE LISTEN TO ME? I WANT TO PREACH MY TRUTH... IN A PONY SITE... WHERE NO ONE CARES... oh.

Saint_Braeburn #1335204 2 months ago

@Anon176 YOU DIDN'T ASK A QUESTION!

Yorec #1335205 2 months ago

I just want to say that just because there is no apparent evidence of Gods existence doesn't automatically mean he doesn't exist. Wouldn't you have to find evidence of his non-existence if you truly wanted to prove that he doesn't exist? I'm probably gonna start another argument, oh well back to ponies.

mindcannon #1335218 2 months ago

>People who debate about god >ON A PONY SITE

Zincy #1335224 2 months ago

Yorec @ 5205, will I don't want to get involed. Pascel and his wager would like a word with that statment.

Zincy #1335233 2 months ago

Secondly, it is impossible to prove the non-existence of something.

Yorec #1335241 2 months ago

Then lets just forget about it!!!!!!!!

Saint_Braeburn #1335245 2 months ago

@mindcannon I agree with you though.

Zincy #1335252 2 months ago

Well, we have debates here all the time, nothing wrong with that. Pointless shitfits and flame wars on the other hand... Don't confuse this mess with a real debate.

Saint_Braeburn #1335273 2 months ago

<< >> LAST COMMENT!

Anonymous #1335306 2 months ago

@Yorec I just want to say that just because there is no apparent evidence of Russel's Teapot's existence doesn't automatically mean it doesn't exist. Wouldn't you have to find evidence of its non-existence if you truly wanted to prove that it doesn't exist?

Anonymous #1335312 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn Why does a loving god let bad things happen to good people?

Anonymous #1335318 2 months ago

@Zincy No debate, just angry christians spamming non-topic pics because they have nothing to add to a discussion.

Anonymous #1335321 2 months ago

@mindcannon The same could be said about any topic that is not specifically ponies.

Zincy #1335336 2 months ago

You're not exactly proving to be a scholar yourself anon. If you want to go after theologians, do so with empirical data not spaming pics and gifs. And if you lack empirical data, do it rationally. Counter philosophy with philosophy. You brought up the problem of evil, which is a start. But do you know the extent of your question, can you predicted and counter is refutations? If not, then you will fail.

Saint_Braeburn #1335344 2 months ago

@Anon306 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anonymous #1335350 2 months ago

Dude, they got no game for me to be afraid of. And since there is no empirical evidence of god, what's the point of bringing up my lack of evidence. The burden of proof is on them.

Saint_Braeburn #1335357 2 months ago

@Anon312 Who said god is loving? Also, I'm not Christian. Also, I stand by what James Wood said in regards to Russel's Teapot.

Zincy #1335368 2 months ago

Still, there are ways to dismantle their arguments rationally that doesn't make you look like a militant atheist on with a shit-fit. You pointed out the burden of proof on the unfalsifiable claim of transcendent beings, and the inability to "disprove" anything. This shows you at least know what you're talking about, now just show some tact.

Saint_Braeburn #1335378 2 months ago

@Anon350 The Absence of Evidence, is not the Evidence of Absence.

Zincy #1335381 2 months ago

Well, saint. Christains do say their god is loving. If you go deep into the problem of evil you discover that a god can not be benevolent and omnipotent.... without some finegling. There's the "evil is necessary" arguement, which I think is bollocks but is there.

Anonymous #1335384 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn If I knew who Wood was, maybe it would mean something to me. But in that line of thinking, I stand by what Feklar, god of the Klingon underworld, said in regards to god.

Anonymous #1335392 2 months ago

There is no cat in my garage, if I go into my garage and find no cat, that is evidence of absence. There is no cat.

Saint_Braeburn #1335397 2 months ago

@Anon384 To lazy to use Wikipedia, I see.

Zincy #1335400 2 months ago

Granted, I don't care if theologians believe the unfalsifiable. It has no baring on my life. My concern is when they attempt to enforce antiquated moral dogma on those who don't wish to follow their unprovable codex of "wisdom". But that is neither here nor there.

Anonymous #1335405 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn It is not my job to do your research for you. You didn't post it because it isn't worth posting.

Saint_Braeburn #1335408 2 months ago

@Anon392 Correction: You found no cat. That does not mean there is no cat.

CottonTales #1335410 2 months ago

@5392 not meaning to get into this crazy but if you say there is no cat in your garage but you can't go in your garage how can you prove there is no cat (that's sort of how the god thing works)

Zincy #1335413 2 months ago

The cat is both there and it isn't, until proven.

Anonymous #1335416 2 months ago

Are you telling me that there is an invisible, all powerful, omnipresent cat in my garage? I'm calling bullshit. I have to agree with what Dawkins said in The God Delusion. What, too lazy to read the book? Oh wait, I should probably boil down some key points if I think it's so important.

Anonymous #1335436 2 months ago

I know the bible is bullshit when people tell me the world is only 6000 years old (genealogy). Dinosaurs are enough to blow that theory out of the water.

Anonymous #1335440 2 months ago

@CottonTales God is unprovable because I'm locked out of my garage... That's a new one to me.

Saint_Braeburn #1335441 2 months ago

@Zincy Does the cat belong to Schrodinger @Anon416 No. I'm telling you you suck at finding animals, because if your to lazy to put "James Wood" in your search bar, than your probably to lazy to properly check your garage for cats.

Zincy #1335443 2 months ago

5436, to be fair thats just the young earthers like William Lane Craig and his band of idiots. They are a minority.

Saint_Braeburn #1335451 2 months ago

The problem with arguing with Anons is that you're never sure how many there are.

Zincy #1335453 2 months ago

Hmm...defending Christians... something I never thought i'd do. Tis a strange day.

Anonymous #1335459 2 months ago

@Zincy The fact that they are a large enough demographic to try to remove science from school is scary. @Saint_Braeburn And I'm saying that you are schizophrenic to think I have invisible cats in my garage. And if it's so important to you what Wood said, then you might want to post it. It's not my responsibility to do that.

CottonTales #1335464 2 months ago

@5440 That is actually exactly what I'm saying strangely enough. People will continue to believe in God because you can't prove the absence of something that you normally don't see until after death it's just not a reasonable thing to try to do

Zincy #1335473 2 months ago

5459, true. But they are losing power. Science always prevails...at least in the world at large. America's deep south should'nt be used as a measuring stick for the state of humanities education levels.

CottonTales #1335480 2 months ago

@Zincy ...I'm from the deep south the majority of people I've met are actually more reasonable...stupid vocal minority

Zincy #1335482 2 months ago

Cotton,l believing is all fine in dandy, but I will give the OP some credit...I don't disagree with him. All to often people use their unfalsifiable god as effect the material world. Bullshit legislation is a fine example.

Zincy #1335486 2 months ago

Cotton...I live in the deep south as well, I can counter your vouch.

Anonymous #1335487 2 months ago

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated. -James Woods Do you think I want to be the one lone voice against the Hollywood liberal establishment? It's not going to do me any good. -James Woods I was able to lean on people for favors and things to help out because their budget was so low. It was half of what John Travolta's perk package is on a film. Our whole budget was half of what his staff makes on a film. -James Woods I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good. -James Woods I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people. -James Woods I'm famous for being nicer to my fans than anyone on the face of the Earth because I figure a) They pay my salary, and b) It's probably like a big moment in your life to meet somebody so I would say, just come on up. -James Woods My attitude about Hollywood is that I wouldn't walk across the street to pull one of those executives out of the snow if he was bleeding to death. Not unless I was paid for it. None of them ever did me any favors. -James Woods So you can say whatever you want and quote me however you want about politics and make the next payday, and that's fine because I'm making that deal with you, but just mention the movie along the way, OK? -James Woods The lifeblood of my career has been independent film. -James Woods The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it. -James Woods We work in an environment where your options are to do, you know, Batman 10, so when you get to do a movie that's a really great film like this, people really step up to the plate and enjoy it. -James Woods

Zincy #1335496 2 months ago

When a faith uses their unprovable god to tell me what I can and can't do, it tends to irk me. They can believe what ever the fuck they want, but they will not force me to believe as well.

Anonymous #1335499 2 months ago

@Zincy Look at Texas and all of the things they've done to the rest of the country because of how their buying habits affect book publishers. Then tell me that science wins out. And what the hell does Woody have to do with anything, other than he apparently doesn't like Hollywood?

Zincy #1335505 2 months ago

5499, its a battle of attrition. Their victories are made on wet-sand, ours are made on hard facts. Which will stand the test of time.

CottonTales #1335519 2 months ago

@Zincy I agree @5499 Completely true

Anonymous #1335523 2 months ago

@Zincy The 5th to 15th centuries, AKA the dark ages. Man had built (inefficient) steam engines and batteries. This information along with many drugs, other mechanical apparatus, metalurgical technology and chemical formula were lost to antiquity. The "good old days" when religion ruled and men of science were tortured to death for heresy.

Saint_Braeburn #1335529 2 months ago

@Anon459 You not finding the cat does not mean the cat is invisible, it could easily mean that your not a good finding things. As for James Wood It's a big lecture so I'm only posting the most important part. (Btw I didn't see you post those demographics, and I can't bothered to look them up.) "And what does it mean to say that the mystery of the world can be analyzed with scientific concepts? Harris knows as well as any one else that it is precisely the ultimate mysteriousness of the universe that science has so far failed to explain. The Big Bang theory has gone far in explaining--no, in proving--how the universe first began to expand from an infinitesimal compacting of matter, a theory foreshadowed, in fact, in the speculations of some of thievery irrationalists disdained by atheism: ancient and medieval philosophy and theology boldly discusses the idea that space and time were created together. But about the very moment before this first expansion, and the conditions that made it possible, there is only speculation. About this moment, we are all in the dark, and silence calls to silence." @Zincy You realize only The Anons have been forcing there beliefs, or lack there of on other people, right? Look at this thread and try to find 1 person trying to shove there religion on on another person.

Zincy #1335534 2 months ago

If you lack confidence in scientific enlightenment and pale at our accomplishments...why argue for the side you are. The world is many times more secular then those days, the civilized world at least. The very fact we can have this conversation is proof of that.

Zincy #1335549 2 months ago

Saint, i wasn't talking about in this thread. If you'll notice I've been on your side, try not to bite your allies. I was referring to the world at large, where evangelical politicians can tell me who i can and can't marry, what i can and can't see, what i can and can't believe. All based around some bollocks objective moral structure.

Zincy #1335554 2 months ago

I don't give a good fucking damn what people believe, thats up to them. But it will not be used to affect my life.

Saint_Braeburn #1335559 2 months ago

@Anon523 That is bull And this is why. http://listverse.com/2008/06/09/top-10-reasons-the-dark-ages-were-not-dark/ And the dark ages were not caused by religion, they were caused by the Fall of Rome.

Anonymous #1335561 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn So because we don't yet know what happened before the big bang, therefor god. Nope, your god of the gaps will fail when we have the suitable technology to know what the conditions were like pre-big bang. And how did you expect me to know that that was what Wood said that was just so important for me to know? Am I to read your mind or know the entire life of Wood? It's not my job to look up your material for you. And another thing, there is no cat in my garage. Suck it. Saying that your unfindable cat doesn't exist doesn't mean I'm shoving my religion on you. Suck it twice.

Anonymous #1335562 2 months ago

@523 Uh dude, there was a lot of advancement in the dark ages.

Anonymous #1335573 2 months ago

@Zincy Where do you live?

Zincy #1335582 2 months ago

Virginia, U.S., ass-end of the bible-belt.

Anonymous #1335607 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn So the technologies I mentioned weren't lost. You are a liar or a fool. The church had conflicts with Galileo, Brahe and the like. Art may have flourished, because the church was rich with stolen gold and payed artists well. But science faultered.

Saint_Braeburn #1335610 2 months ago

@Anon561 Are you trying to come as a child losing an argument? Your basing your entire argument on the future that we can not predict. @Zincy Ouch.

Anonymous #1335615 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn I can't predict my garage not having a cat? Call me a child for not finding a cat but only because it doesn't exist.

Zincy #1335619 2 months ago

Saint, while his argument is flawed, using the "You can't prove it therefore its wrong" is the exact same argument he is using. Do not fall into the same trap, choose your words.

Anonymous #1335629 2 months ago

@607 Galileo was a christian. Brahe was a protestant christian.

Zincy #1335630 2 months ago

Anon, the proper way to say it would be. Our scientific progress will continue to advance and may one day reveal the beginning. Until then, we will utilize the theories which have the most empirical backing, and theology is not one of them.

Anonymous #1335635 2 months ago

@Zincy I'm not seeing this trap you speak of. Dude is telling me there is a cat in my garage. I check said garage. No cat. I say there is no cat in my garage. He says I am mistaken for he knows there is a cat in my garage but I suck at looking. There is no cat in the damn garage.

Zincy #1335639 2 months ago

Its the fact that you can't, empirically, disprove an unfalsifiable claim. Its very nature means it can not be dis-proven, or proven. You have to do it rationally.

CottonTales #1335640 2 months ago

@5615 are we still on the cat metaphor?

Zincy #1335646 2 months ago

You can reasonably assume, based on evidence, that the cat does not exist.

Saint_Braeburn #1335654 2 months ago

@Anon607 Galileo and Brahe weren't born in the Dark Ages. In fact the Dark Ages were the 5th century to the 10th century. Not the 5th century to the 15th century. Also, only fools think that the The High Middle Ages (11th - 13th century) And the The Late Middle Ages (14th - 15th century) were part of the Dark Ages. And Religion was not the cause of The Dark Ages!

Anonymous #1335655 2 months ago

@Zincy I get that, but a cat in my garage is something I can check. You have a car? If someone said they hid a dead body in your trunk but when you checked there wasn't one, that's proof that the guy is either sick or crazy. When you tell him you checked and there is no body and he insists it's there but you suck at finding dead bodies in your car, that's proof he's crazy.

Zincy #1335665 2 months ago

There's no way to check if the cat is a transcendent being however. The cat, if it was a material being, could be found. But if it is transcendent, it cannot. You can, as I said, reasonably assume it doesn't exist, by the fact there is no proof for it.

Saint_Braeburn #1335672 2 months ago

@Zincy No, you can't. And does the Anon really not get the metaphor?

Zincy #1335683 2 months ago

No you can't prove it, or no you can't be reasonably sure? idk if you're agreeing with me or disagreeing Saint.

Anonymous #1335685 2 months ago

@Zincy As long as we define a cat as furballis vomitus, and garage as enclosed space where I put the car then we can state as an absolute that if the garage is completely empty (my car is in the driveway) then there can be no cat in the garage is an absolute. None of this propensity towards the evidence crap.

Anonymous #1335696 2 months ago

I think the problem is that I live in reality.

Zincy #1335699 2 months ago

The universe is a little more complex. We have yet to fully define its limits, and we have yet to fully define transcendence, if such a concept can even exist. We can disprove aspects, i.e. "god causes rain" which we know is untrue. We cannot however disprove the concept.

CottonTales #1335700 2 months ago

So we are still on the cat metaphor

DaxRattler #1335717 2 months ago

Is that anon still trying to beat this dead horse?

Anonymous #1335718 2 months ago

@Zincy You say we can't disprove the concept god. I say the burden of proof does not fall on me to do so. If Saint_Braeburn thinks a god exists and wants me to agree, then it's his job to show me what James Woods said, not for me to find it myself.

Saint_Braeburn #1335719 2 months ago

Dammit, I'm never good at these speed arguments. I'm to slow of a typer @Anon685 No we can't. Because you could have made a mistake in @Cotton Yes. @Anon696 You Pseudo-Intellectual, Twat! You don't even know history! Let alone reality!

Zincy #1335740 2 months ago

5718, I don't think he's been trying to prove god. He's just countering your argument, kinda. I'm on the fence about the tea-pot. Some see it as a workable counter, some see it as a logical fallacy.

Anonymous #1335744 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn It's not just your typing that's slow. BAM!

Saint_Braeburn #1335745 2 months ago

@Anon718 And I say the burden of proof does not fall on me. If you can't disprove it than we are at a standstill. And I posted James Wood's quote back in my #1335529 post! I can't post the entire thing due to it's length! I DON'T GIVE A FEATHER ABOUT WHAT YOU BELIEVE!

Zincy #1335754 2 months ago

Saint, he's partially correct. Its easy to prove something, its nearly impossiable to disprove. So it w ould make sense to shift the burden of proof. However, once shouldn't base their whole arguement on it.

Saint_Braeburn #1335755 2 months ago

@Anon744 That would be clever, if you were 12.

Zincy #1335758 2 months ago

We would have to have a comprehensive understanding of all reality to disprove a god. A theologian would merely have to provide a shred of proof.

Anonymous #1335759 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn The burden of proof falls on the person making the claim. You say XYZ I say I don't believe XYZ, you need to either provide proof of XYZ or conceded XYZ. There is no standstill.

Zincy #1335764 2 months ago

Seems we have a battle of Russles Tea-pot vs Pascels Wager.

Anonymous #1335766 2 months ago

...maybe...it doesn't really matter

Anonymous #1335778 2 months ago

The bible isn't true because cotton/poly blend. Nuff said.

Saint_Braeburn #1335788 2 months ago

@Anon759 YOU MADE THE CLAiM! You said there was no god first, therefore you carry the burden of proof. @Anon766 Anon. if shit mattered to me i wouldn't have spent 2 hours arguing on a computer. Personally, I think this is the same Anon who pretended to be an "uber-christian", but turned out to be a Troll.

Saint_Braeburn #1335795 2 months ago

That's right. He posted this Jesus Image and acted like A Christian nut to start a flamewar, and then he edited the image and posted it to cause another flamewar by acting as an Atheist Nut. It's a good thing that Jew love to argue, or I'd be pissed

Zincy #1335796 2 months ago

I'd prefer to think that if a "god like"being existed...it would be nothing like any of our concepts. Mayhabs some nebulous force rather then a coherent entity. A very principle of nature, an undefinable constant. Giving it form, or even purpose, would be impossible because that would require limited it to a terrestrial notion.

Anonymous #1335798 2 months ago

It doesn't always help that I post as anon along with anyone else so we get some cross interference. But cie la vie.

Saint_Braeburn #1335802 2 months ago

Well, that's my theory at least. So........

Saint_Braeburn #1335814 2 months ago

@Zincy We can only wonder It's completely possible that the Truth is more complex than anything this race has ever thought of. Sorta like the "Matrix"

Anonymous #1335816 2 months ago

I have a real problem with these religious people writing legislation making gay marriage illegal, and abortion illegal, and the teaching of evolution illegal. It's a real bummer when stupid people try to run a country.

Zincy #1335823 2 months ago

Yea, or maybe we are all really just atoms who happened to form together for a brief moment in the immeasurable ocean of reality. Making our lives, as Hume put it "All together pointless" .

Zincy #1335826 2 months ago

I can whole-heartedly agree with you on that point 5816.

Anonymous #1335828 2 months ago

@816 You know, you don't have to be religious to oppose abortion.

Anonymous #1335833 2 months ago

True, but it is the reason the politicians oppose it.

Saint_Braeburn #1335837 2 months ago

@Anon816 I agree. Religion should not be tied into Government. Although there are Non-Religious Arguments against abortion and gay marriage.

Anonymous #1335841 2 months ago

I think that Saint_Braeburn is just an atheist troll. He says he believes in god, but nothing identifiable, religion wise. He keeps it nebulas so that he can move and change his position at will and keep trolling us. Speak against the biblical god, well he never said he was christian.

Zincy #1335848 2 months ago

The ones against abortion have a sociological back-round. The secular arguments against gay marriage are more dubious. Many of those arguments are just taking subjective moral structures and super-imposing other moralities on them. Basically, its theological re-branding.

Anonymous #1335862 2 months ago

What non-theological reason can there possibly be against gay marriage?

Zincy #1335879 2 months ago

5862, some people take the naturalist approach saying it defies our imperative to breed. Which is bollocks. The Kinsey Report, numerous sociological studies, other animals displaying homosexual traits(in %'s comparable to humans), and the weight of a majority of the scientific community renders such an argument moot.

Anonymous #1335889 2 months ago

Okay, what plausible, non-theological reasons are there, then?

Saint_Braeburn #1335893 2 months ago

@Anon841 I'm a Jew who has had several crisis of faith over his lifetime. So. I can come off rather Agnostic at times. I do not believe that Religion and Government should be tied together. Government should be responsible for giving protection to those who feel persecuted for there beliefs, but not enforcing a belief over the people it governs. I came to this thread because I believed that Christianity was being attacked because of an image a troll posted, and I didn't want any Christian Bronies to feel persecuted against. Also, "He keeps it nebulas ". What does that even mean?

Anonymous #1335925 2 months ago

Just to add some beef: Science and religion aren't mutually exclusive. In fact, most of the top scientists who marked our world practiced some form of religion. Even the church clergy did many of the researches we use today. Religion will never die. Because humans are a naturally spiritually inclined race. No matter how much science evolves, people will still search for 'something greater'. Even if it isn't in the beliefs of today. To end, most of the so claimed Atheists are, in fact, agnostics. They simply didn't find confort in the belief that already exist, trying to find a more open way to live. And this last part I know I have no proof, but I am pretty sure nobody stays an atheist in his last moments.

Anonymous #1335932 2 months ago

Nebulas Adjective Milky or obscured, having the quality of being indistinct.

Saint_Braeburn #1335936 2 months ago

@Zincy You nailed it on Gay Marriage. Some also talk about "Sanctity of Marriage", and how this only the begging and we will soon be humping animals and allowing incest, but there also full of it. The Abortion arguments are a little more credible, especially the idea that if Abortions become accessible Teen Pregnancy will rise. I'm on the fence regarding the issue.

Anonymous #1335940 2 months ago

I just wish people, when attacking religion, would use one of our religion jerkasses like the West Boro Baptist church, instead of mocking Jesus, which being the son of God or not was one of the nicest persons in that age.

Anonymous #1335943 2 months ago

You're mixing your beliefs with knowledge there. An atheist doesn't believe, an agnostic doesn't know. Not mutually exclusive.

Anonymous #1335946 2 months ago

@940 Tell that to the money changers.

Zincy #1335951 2 months ago

Yea, being a sociologist gives me insight into humanities most idiotic theories. I myself am not an atheist. More deistic...kind of. Its complicated. I've just defaulted to calling myself Pagan, i share a lot of traits with under that branch term.

Anonymous #1335979 2 months ago

I'm studying to be an engineer. We deal with specifics. When we say the tolerance is within set parameters, it isn't any of that touchy feely social science propensity stuff. We mean exactly within these parameters. Does your car start in the morning? Do stop lights work? Is the massive machinery that makes your world go round still in motion? Yeah, it's because we know exactly what we are doing. If we didn't then there would be no space shuttle, there would be no microwave ovens, there would be no modern world. God has no place when you must deal with absolutes, otherwise structures fail, things explode and people die.

Anonymous #1336002 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn So, do we stone unruly children at the town gates?

Ananonymous #1336005 2 months ago

@979 yeah, because the moder world is defined only by its tecnologies and not by it social structures i really can't live with no microwave oven pfff xD

Zincy #1336007 2 months ago

"touchy feely social science" You have no idea how Social Science works. We aren't all philosophers who wax idiotic about about the metaphysical. I spend my time crunching data. I deal with marketing trends, disaster preparedness situations, viral spread scenarios. We are just as empirical of a field.

Anonymous #1336021 2 months ago

@Ananonymous Next time you go into a doctors office for... anything, tell him not to use any of those nifty things like medicine, that was manufactured or his diagnostic tools. In fact stop using the internet and your computer right now. Stop using manufactured clothes and pasteurized foods. Have fun.

Anonymous #1336028 2 months ago

@Zincy I know what you do, you utilize statistics to find trends. We do too. But our application is much more rigorous than yours.

Zincy #1336036 2 months ago

You deal with the finite, with the mechanical. We have to deal with the ever evolving, with the abstract. But listen, I'm not going to get into a pissing match with some engineer who thinks his scientific penis is longer.

Saint_Braeburn #1336040 2 months ago

@Anon925 Sorta It goes like this Theist = I believe that at least one deity exists >Polytheists = I know there are multiple deities/gods >Monotheists = I know there is only one god >Agnostic Theist or Montheist = I don't know if god(s) exist or not, but I think they do. Agnostic = I don't know if there is a god or not Agnostic Atheist = I don't know if gods exist, but I doubt it. Gnostic Atheist - I know god doesn't exist Apatheist = I don't care if god exists or not. And Buddhists are to complicated to get into.

Saint_Braeburn #1336041 2 months ago

Dammit I took to long making that list. Now, I'm lost.

Zincy #1336044 2 months ago

Saint, what about Deism, Animism, pantheism, religious humanism, secular deism?

Anonymous #1336047 2 months ago

@Zincy Oh hoh, but you have. And since the world is finite I say you're full of shit. Our technology is ever advancing and the evolution of the tv as an electron shooter to the advanced liquid crystal and plasma displays deals with plenty of abstraction. There are always new things to deal with, don't pretend like your job is so much harder.

Saint_Braeburn #1336058 2 months ago

@Zincy My head! Why are there so many? And I forgot about Taoism!

Saint_Braeburn #1336065 2 months ago

@Anon047 & Zincy Anyone care to fill me in on what's topic?

Ananonymous #1336068 2 months ago

@6021 i repeat, you're overlooking the importance of the social structures can agree it's a matter of priorities, you choose to give the top to tecnologies, you're free to do so, i can't force you to change your priorities, can only point to you the other options but regardles, it's already bad when there are shitstorms about ponies here, but not even related to ponies is even worse not counting, internet debates will always be limited to the mutual understanding of the semantics used in the discussion, which the internet communication methods make harder to quikly resolve the differences before they grow in more misunderstandings i'm back to ponies

Zincy #1336069 2 months ago

6047 isn't that what you are doing? Assuming your job is so much harder? Its unrelated concepts that you tried to compare. You're just an eng with a chip on his shoulder.

Saint_Braeburn #1336076 2 months ago

@Ananon That's adorable.

Anonymous #1336081 2 months ago

@Zincy You have no idea. We have an entire field of engineering called human factors which deals primarily with how people will react to technology and how to design around it. It deals with the sociological as well as the physical. What can people use, what can't they use. What does red mean in America, what if someone from Russia or Germany saw it instead, does it mean the same thing. Which design is easiest to navigate around. Do we have to worry about an operator being too short? Too tall? Does the meaning change if the shape changes. I've gotten plenty of background in sociology from learning about human factors.

Anonymous #1336092 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn Do we stone unruly children at the city gates? Do we stone those who work on the sabath?

Zincy #1336099 2 months ago

And yet you still tried to undermine sociology by assuming its some "paint by numbers" easy field. No one field rules, or explains the world. Don't assume your position as an engineer gives you some grand understanding of every scientific field, ever.

Anonymous #1336109 2 months ago

@Zincy I don't. But when someone says, "You deal with the finite, with the mechanical. We have to deal with the ever evolving, with the abstract," like being an engineer is just memorize the numbers, I have to defend my chosen field.

Zincy #1336116 2 months ago

And when you say "touchy feely social science" I have to defend mine. Its not like i called you a toaster repair man! I get that your field is very important, and interlingual to life. But you are not alone up there.

Anonymous #1336129 2 months ago

@Zincy My touchy feely comment was in respect to your spiritualism versus my more deterministic world view. It was not an insult to your career choice.

Saint_Braeburn #1336139 2 months ago

@Anon092 Do we worship Khmer Rouge's Cambodia and Stain's USSR for enforcing State Atheism Do we persecute people who hold beliefs regardless of there intentions? Do we make broad generalizations like a smug pseudo-intellectual prick?

Zincy #1336141 2 months ago

People very rarely use "touchy feely" as a compliment. It sounded more like you thought we are all faux intellectuals who deal with "touchy feely" mumbojumbo rather then hard science. Think of the connotations before you post.

Saint_Braeburn #1336147 2 months ago

There are people who use "touchy feely" as a compliment? Seriously?

Anonymous #1336149 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn You are a troll! How quaint. Instead of answering the question, you just ask a few, somewhat, inane questions instead. It is nice to know where you stand and that you can be safely ignored.

Anonymous #1336161 2 months ago

@Zincy As a professional rivalry, by comparison your field really is touchy feely.

Ananonymous #1336165 2 months ago

engineering vs the world xD

Zincy #1336169 2 months ago

There are aspects... But when I'm advising the CDC how to handle outbreak scenarios its hardly touchy feely. Social Sciences, by your own admission with the human factors, isn't just rationalization.

Anonymous #1336181 2 months ago

@Zincy Yes, yes, it has a lot of practical application. But that the hardness of your science does mesh more with your deistic views like my absolutes mesh with my atheist ones.

Saint_Braeburn #1336190 2 months ago

^ 1) My entire post was devoted to mocking yours. I asked the insane questions as a parody of your stupid insane questions. 2)The answer to both questions is no. 3)That's no what a Troll does. You do know what a troll is, right? 4) Your using the Chewbacca Defense

Saint_Braeburn #1336195 2 months ago

Ninja'd My previous post was for Anon149.

Zincy #1336197 2 months ago

If you had something like that early on we could have avoided this mess. I figured you were just talking out of your ass.

Anonymous #1336198 2 months ago

So... complete lack of extra biblical evidence.. makes a great indication for the lack of the existence of Jesus. Wouldn't you say, non-christian individuals.

Anonymous #1336206 2 months ago

@Zincy NO! It was in direct reference to your previous post!

Zincy #1336216 2 months ago

Then phrase it in a less confrontational way, calling us touchy feely followed by an assertion of your attributes come across as a statement of superiority. Aggression begets aggression, even if it is misinterpreted.

Anonymous #1336218 2 months ago

So, uh. Because Jesus did things that are impossible, we know that that characterization is impossible and doesn't exist. Right, non-christian people?

Anonymous #1336224 2 months ago

@Zincy Unless you are a pacifist, which would be awesome for me. Because then your moral conviction would force you to either take it or run away. Which would probably be boring for me. So I retract my awesomeness statement.

Saint_Braeburn #1336225 2 months ago

@Anon198 Jesus did almost certainly exist. Its whether or not he was actually a prophet/the son of god that has people disagreeing.

Anonymous #1336234 2 months ago

So god needing to sacrifice himself to himself to change a rule he made himself is really idiotic. Correct, my non-christian brethren?

Zincy #1336240 2 months ago

I'll accept that. We don't need the sciences at each other throats, let the theologians do that.

Saint_Braeburn #1336241 2 months ago

@Anon234 Who are you talking to?

Ananonymous #1336243 2 months ago

@218 lol, are you asking non-christian people to assure you they are still non-christian? make me laugh even harder xD

Takashi_0 #1336260 2 months ago

Let's see if this works. Yeah, because it's not like the romans kept records of prisoners that actually had Jesus' name on them or anything. Oh wait.

Saint_Braeburn #1336267 2 months ago

@Takashi You are simply amazing

Takashi_0 #1336270 2 months ago

In what way?

Anonymous #1336275 2 months ago

Confirmation Bias. In the wiki link. Proves you are full of shit. Jesus probably never existed. At least a god Jesus who did impossible things. Because that's just stupid.

Anonymous #1336279 2 months ago

Early Christian Gnostic sects during the first three centuries denied that Jesus was crucified, because they believed he did not have a physical substance. Basilides promoted the idea that Simon of Cyrene substituted Jesus at the crucifixion, and that Jesus himself took the form of Simon, and stood by and laughed at them.[188]

Anonymous #1336283 2 months ago

The idea that Jesus just left the body he was in and took control of his friend so he could laugh at the schmuck who's body was now crucified is funny as hell.

Anonymous #1336285 2 months ago

@Takashi *its own Inane p? Also, you don't get how the burden of proof works, do you? There's also no scientific evedence against the FSM or magic elves in the core of the sun.

Anonymous #1336292 2 months ago

Where's the body? No body, no Jesus.

Anonymous #1336302 2 months ago

I can end this. Did Jesus exist? No. The end. Now go home and hug your families. They miss you.

Ananonymous #1336309 2 months ago

not sure if are 2 or 3 anons, sure the butthurt sounds >=2 when you are anons you share the butthurt? that would bring some serious mathematics in play

Anonymous #1336315 2 months ago

more like hecklers in a crowd

Takashi_0 #1336316 2 months ago

>Blah blah blah, I can't argue against you in a topic no one can win, so I'm just going to insult you like the tremendous faggot that I am.

Anonymous #1336321 2 months ago

@Takashi_0 Dude, harsh. You should think better of yourself.

Ananonymous #1336324 2 months ago

@315 well, that's the patented tactic for starting baseless discussions

Anonymous #1336329 2 months ago

@Ananonymous I think it's obvious that not everyone here wants to have a discussion.

Anonymous #1336337 2 months ago

We can know that christianity is false because Jews still exist.

Yorec #1336344 2 months ago

Anonymous@1336337 said: We can know that christianity is false because Jews still exist. .....what.

Ananonymous #1336346 2 months ago

@329 yep, it is obvious, was only counting who is continuing to add wood to the fire @337 that's 1

Takashi_0 #1336355 2 months ago

>We can know that christianity is false because Jews still exist.

Ananonymous #1336361 2 months ago

@yorec @takashi no need to reply it's only trolling with religion as an excuse

Takashi_0 #1336362 2 months ago

Fuck, my image didn't work.

Takashi_0 #1336367 2 months ago

Who says I'm not feeding him intentionally for fun?

Ananonymous #1336388 2 months ago

lol xD if it's so then continue xD but seeing tomorrow this mess still on will make me lose a drop of faith in humanity

Anonymous #1336398 2 months ago

Jesus didn't exist. There's a website about it.

Bolan #1336409 2 months ago

Hey, this is still going? wow. :|

Anonymous #1336411 2 months ago

Love they neighbor, but kill him if he worships different gods than you.

Saint_Braeburn #1336417 2 months ago

@Anon398 [url=http://www.jesusisreal.org/[Jesusdidexist.There'sawebsiteaboutit.[/url]

Saint_Braeburn #1336427 2 months ago

@Anon398 Jesus did exist. There's a website about it.

Saint_Braeburn #1336432 2 months ago

See how stupid your argument is?

Saint_Braeburn #1336435 2 months ago

@Bolan I know.

Anonymous #1336436 2 months ago

@Saint_Braeburn Wow, dude. Fail. But we get it. People can make websites about how Jesus was really a space alien who used his advanced technology to simulate death before coming back and starting a religion. Cool beans dude.

Yorec #1336443 2 months ago

Personally I believe in the one true savior. The Fonz.

Ananonymous #1336449 2 months ago

Saint_Braeburn #1336455 2 months ago

@Yorec Ayy Wasn't this thread about the existence of god?

Saint_Braeburn #1336463 2 months ago

330 comments. Where does the time go?

Anonymous #1336469 2 months ago

The Fonz does exist. Aiiee!

Yorec #1336471 2 months ago

If you mean the Godfather of Soul then yes.

Takashi_0 #1336474 2 months ago

>Where does the time go? It gets sucked into the black hole-esque force of nature known as "internet-based stupidity."

Anonymous #1336519 2 months ago

"The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." -Thomas Jefferson

Takashi_0 #1336531 2 months ago

^Exactly, which is why this argument is stupid, because until we die, we're not gonna know for certain.

Anonymous #1336696 2 months ago

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Saint_Braeburn #1336727 2 months ago

^ That last picture made me Dawww.

Takashi_0 #1336742 2 months ago

^^If those were supposed to upset us, you failed miserably. That was damn funny.

Anonymous #1336766 2 months ago

You kidding, It's a combo of Rainbow Dash and this thread.

Saint_Braeburn #1337193 2 months ago

The last post is mine

I_Like_Your_Mane #1337315 2 months ago

How about people shut up about any religion, period.

Anonymous #1338460 2 months ago

But it is important to save people. If we didn't witness then we'd condeming people.

Anonymous #1339995 2 months ago

Luke 19:27 But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them--bring them here and kill them in front of me.

Saint_Braeburn #1340000 2 months ago

Dammit, all I wanted was the last post

Anonymous #1341473 2 months ago

Exodus 22:17 Thou Shalt Not Suffer a Witch to Live.

Takashi_0 #1341491 2 months ago

WHY IS THIS STILL HERE?

Anonymous #1341508 2 months ago

Exodus 21:15 Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death.

Anonymous #1341549 2 months ago

1 Samuel 15:3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

Anonymous #1341553 2 months ago

so, you've decided to act like a preschooler and place a whine filled rant attacking christens on a website devoted to the pictures of cartoon ponies who are ruled over by a pair of alicorns that move stellar objects around by magical power? No one ever badges atheists like you over the Holodomor or the Katyn massacre yet you feel the need to constantly snipe and yip like a purse rat at christens on websites where such yipping has no place. Zero out of fucking ten. get your ass back to /b/.

Anonymous #1341560 2 months ago

Jeremiah 48:10 Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood.

Anonymous #1341590 2 months ago

Psalm 137:9 Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.

Anonymous #1341625 2 months ago

Deuteronomy 13:7-9 If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you.

Anonymous #1341641 2 months ago

Joshua 7:15 And it shall be, that he that is taken with the accursed thing shall be burnt with fire, he and all that he hath: because he hath transgressed the covenant of the LORD, and because he hath wrought folly in Israel.

Saint_Braeburn #1341646 2 months ago

Applejack TIME!

Saint_Braeburn #1341651 2 months ago

Anonymous #1341655 2 months ago

1 Kings 13:2 This is what the Lord says: ‘A son named Josiah will be born to the house of David. On you he will sacrifice the priests of the pagan places who make offerings here, and human bones will be burned on you.’

Saint_Braeburn #1341658 2 months ago

Saint_Braeburn #1341660 2 months ago

@Crazy Militant Atheist Anon I WILL GET THE LAST POST!

Saint_Braeburn #1341668 2 months ago

Anonymous #1341669 2 months ago

Deuteronomy 22:28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver.

Saint_Braeburn #1341675 2 months ago

Anonymous #1341677 2 months ago

Deuteronomy 20:10-14 When you march up to attack a city, make its people an offer of peace. If they accept and open their gates, all the people in it shall be subject to forced labor and shall work for you. If they refuse to make peace and they engage you in battle, lay siege to that city. When the Lord your God delivers it into your hand, put to the sword all the men in it. As for the women, the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for yourselves. And you may use the plunder the Lord your God gives you from your enemies.

Saint_Braeburn #1341679 2 months ago

Saint_Braeburn #1341683 2 months ago

I CAN DO THIS DANCE FOREVER!

Yorec #1341688 2 months ago

@Saint That honestly scared me. was not expecting that

Saint_Braeburn #1341692 2 months ago

Saint_Braeburn #1341704 2 months ago

@Yorec It caught me by surprise when I first found it. Bucking Creepy.

Anonymous #1341706 2 months ago

Exodus 21:7 When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are.

Saint_Braeburn #1341708 2 months ago

Speaking of Creepy Appejack Gifs

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Anonymous #1341730 2 months ago

Zechariah 14:1-2 Lo, a day shall come for the Lord when the spoils shall be divided in your midst. And I will gather all the nations against Jerusalem for battle: the city shall be taken, houses plundered, women ravished; half of the city shall go into exile, but the rest of the people shall not be removed from the city.

Saint_Braeburn #1341735 2 months ago

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Anonymous #1341757 2 months ago

Matthew 21:21-22 Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.”

Saint_Braeburn #1341758 2 months ago

I'm starting to think that the Anon is a Bot

Saint_Braeburn #1341765 2 months ago

@Jester WHAT IS THAT?!

Anonymous #1341777 2 months ago

Matthew 7:7-8 Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.

Saint_Braeburn #1341779 2 months ago

Harlequin_Jester #1341785 2 months ago

It's Crabjack

Saint_Braeburn #1341802 2 months ago

@Anon777 ...........Okay. So, its asking us to be sharing and courteous. THE HORROR!

Anonymous #1341814 2 months ago

Matthew 18:19-20 Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst.

Saint_Braeburn #1341819 2 months ago

@Jester I see that Monster In my Nightmares.

Anonymous #1341828 2 months ago

Mark 11:24-2 I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours.

Saint_Braeburn #1341830 2 months ago

Anon are you a bot?

Anonymous #1341837 2 months ago

John 14:13-14 And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it.

Anonymous #1341856 2 months ago

Judges 11:29-40 den teh spirit ov teh lord came upon jefthah. He crosd gilead an manaseh, pasd thru mizpah ov gilead, an frum thar he advancd against teh ammonitez. And Jephthah made a vow to the LORD : "If you give the Ammonites into my hands, whatevr comez out ov teh door ov mah houz 2 meet me when i return in triumf frum teh ammonitez will be teh lordz, an im gonna sacrifice it as burnt offerin." den jefthah went ovar 2 fight teh ammonitez, an teh lord gaev them into his hanz. he devastatd twenty towns frum aror 2 teh vicinity ov minnith, as far as abel keramim. Thus israel subdud ammon. when jefthah returnd 2 his home in mizpah, hoo shud come out 2 meet him but his daughtr, dancin 2 teh sound ov tambourinez! She wuz an only child. Except 4 her he had neithr son nor daughtr. when he saw her, he tore his clothez an crid, "oh! Mah daughtr! U has made me miserable an wretchd, cuz i has made vow 2 teh lord dat i cant break." "mah fathr," she replid, "u has given ur werd 2 teh lord. Do 2 me jus as u promisd, nao dat teh lord has avengd u ov ur enemiez, teh ammonitez. but grant me dis wan request," she sed. "gimie 2 months 2 roam teh hills an weep wif mah frenz, cuz im gonna nevr marry." "u cud go," he sed. An he let her go 4 2 months. She an teh gurls went into teh hills an wept cuz she wud nevr marry. aftr teh 2 months, she returnd 2 her fathr an he did 2 her as he had vowd. An she wuz virgin. Frum dis comez teh israelite custom dat each yer teh young women ov israel go out 4 4 dais 2 commemorate teh daughtr ov jefthah teh gileadite.

Anonymous #1341882 2 months ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg]winning

Saint_Braeburn #1341894 2 months ago

@Anon882 Yeah, Charlie Sheen is ho I'd best describe the crazed Anon, as well.

Anonymous #1341912 2 months ago

Matthew 19:23-24 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven. And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

Saint_Braeburn #1341926 2 months ago

@Anon Are you going to do this

Anonymous #1341952 2 months ago

Genesis 1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem. Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz. At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin. An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling. An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen. An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day. An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet. An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good. An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen. An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz. An so teh threeth day jazzhands. An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day. It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly. An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day. An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs. An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good. An so teh furth day w00t. An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem. An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good. An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh. An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt. An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre. An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm. An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers. So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm. An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs. An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it. For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good. An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.

Saint_Braeburn #1341971 2 months ago

^

Anonymous #1341985 2 months ago

[url=www.lolcatbible.com/]The LOLCat Bible[/url], Yo!

Takashi_0 #1341991 2 months ago

>Everyone's face when anon is what everyone thinks of when they think of Atheists.

Takashi_0 #1341993 2 months ago

goddammit. Why can't I find the whole picture? fucking useless Google image search.

Takashi_0 #1341998 2 months ago

Nevermind, here's a better one.

Anonymous #1342025 2 months ago

Luke 12:33 Sell your possessions and give to the poor. Provide purses for yourselves that will not wear out, a treasure in heaven that will not be exhausted, where no thief comes near and no moth destroys.

Takashi_0 #1342029 2 months ago

THIS THREAD IS NOW A TWILIGHT THREAD!

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Luke 16:9 I tell you, use worldly wealth to gain friends for yourselves, so that when it is gone, you will be welcomed into eternal dwellings.

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@Anon048 I thought of you.

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SNUGGLING! 8D

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Luke 18:22 Jesus said to him, "Sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."

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Matthew 19:21 Jesus answered, "If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."

Takashi_0 #1342083 2 months ago

@Braeburn: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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Anonymous #1342089 2 months ago

Matthew 6:19-20 "Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal.

Saint_Braeburn #1342090 2 months ago

Here's a picture of Anon

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Matthew 19:22 When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.

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Anonymous #1342107 2 months ago

Acts 2:45 Selling their possessions and goods, they gave to anyone as he had need.

Saint_Braeburn #1342108 2 months ago

Is this Thread real or

Anonymous #1342111 2 months ago

Is this just fantasy?

Saint_Braeburn #1342198 2 months ago

^ LOL

Anonymous #1342261 2 months ago

Religion and Sex - The Thinking Atheist Radio Podcast

Eco #1342486 2 months ago

to the person who reported this image: there are plenty of rude people itt, who I wish would not be so rude. however, none of what happened is actually against the rules. if you want to have a discussion about how the rules ought to be different, that's probably a useful discussion to have. but I'm not going to ban people who didn't break the rules and whose general use of the site isn't disruptive.

Saint_Braeburn #1345018 2 months ago

Final post

Anonymous #1346543 2 months ago

So is this image against ponified versions of Jesus or the javierig guy who was posting with it?