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| Anonymous #1328830 2 months ago |
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day. I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea.... |
| MysteryEzekude #1328834 2 months ago |
She cuts down trees. She wears black socks.
And matching linge--!! |
| Anonymous #1329228 2 months ago |
rainbow dash is best canadian |
| Anonymous #1329424 2 months ago |
I cut down trees; I skip and jump!
I like to press wild flowers! I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars! I cut down trees; I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra! I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear papa! |
| Anonymous #1329437 2 months ago |
I never wanted to be a barber anyway...
I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus! With my best girly by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing! |
| TheAntiCat #1330182 2 months ago |
"If Celestia didn't want us to hunt, she wouldn't have given us plaid shirts; I only kill in self defense%u2014what would you do if a rabbit pulled a knife on you?" Dash R. Turbo, Equestrian |
| TheAntiCat #1330188 2 months ago |
Why did it turn that semi colon into "%u2014"? |
| Anonymous #1331650 2 months ago |
I'm a lumberjack song. |