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| Anonymous #1324174 2 months ago |
i GET TO WATCH bONBON mASTURBATE |
| Anonymous #1324179 2 months ago |
i get nude pics from Derpy Hooves |
| Anonymous #1324183 2 months ago |
I go down on Zecora :O |
| PipMan #1324192 2 months ago |
I get a hoof job from Daring Do. |
| Gittonsxv #1324201 2 months ago |
i got a blowjob by lyra
100% ok with this! |
| DividedByZero #1324202 2 months ago |
I get nude pics from Derpy...
I envy everyone born on January 28th |
| liquidXTC #1324204 2 months ago |
A one night stand with Discord...
that'll be interesting to say the least. |
| granturismoxrainbowdash #1324206 2 months ago |
Lolz to all of you but my brother gets blowed by lyra |
| Yorec #1324210 2 months ago |
I still get a sexy massage from Rarity. I will be waiting with baited breath. |
| ZORDON #1324213 2 months ago |
Spitfire watches me clop. So, I must question, fellow poniboorians, are any of you envious?
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| DividedByZero #1324215 2 months ago |
Anonymous@1324179 said: Happy Birthday! |
| Gittonsxv #1324219 2 months ago |
hey rainbow, looks like lyra loves giving head LOL |
| granturismoxrainbowdash #1324220 2 months ago |
Gitton are you my..... Bro |
| Anonymous #1324224 2 months ago |
I go down on Twi.
Hm. |
| doyen-sotiris #1324231 2 months ago |
Spike watches me clop?
Fuck. Now I wish I was born ten days earlier... |
| Gittonsxv #1324232 2 months ago |
rainbow, i dont think so, my bro is not a brony....this is strange as fuck O__o |
| Dragoon #1324233 2 months ago |
Flitter gives me a lap dance, whatever |
| Gittonsxv #1324236 2 months ago |
i wish i was born on the 20th of Jan
:[ |
| segfault #1324237 2 months ago |
Married to Sweetie Belle? I am very okay with this. |
| snakevenom42 #1324238 2 months ago |
FFFFFFFffffffffff
Mine is with Scoots I'M GOING TO JAIL GUIS D: |
| DNCSquared #1324240 2 months ago |
I got a lap dance from Rainbow Dash.
Dafuq. |
| Ymirthor #1324251 2 months ago |
It would appear Twilight Sparkle will be sucking my horn tonight. |
| granturismoxrainbowdash #1324266 2 months ago |
I done the editeds on my phone i use my phone lol XD |
| Anonymous #1324274 2 months ago |
Married to Lyra, sweet. |
| DragonRanger #1324275 2 months ago |
I get raped by Luna.
YES |
| Bolan #1324313 2 months ago |
I'm watching Cloud Chaser masturbate. Alright! |
| Anonymous #1324316 2 months ago |
Octavia watches me clop...
AWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH! |
| SonOfTheNorthe #1324333 2 months ago |
I have a sexcapade with Rarity. Woot.
If only I were born January 24th... |
| Anonymous #1324336 2 months ago |
Finding the source of this without accidentally finding R34 sure is going to be difficult. |
| Anonymous #1324338 2 months ago |
Lap dance from Spitfire?!?!!
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Anonymous #1324347 2 months ago |
@1324336, never mind, found it |
| TheShrubberyDemander #1324419 2 months ago |
I go on a sexcapade with Scootaloo.
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| Rinnosuke #1324450 2 months ago |
April, 15 - wow, a nude pic from... what??? |
| DoctorDreidal #1324499 2 months ago |
According to this, I get to watch Princess Celestia masturbate
...I shall try to restrain myself, but I make no promises. In fact, I can't even promise that I'll try. |
| Solitude #1324511 2 months ago |
I get a sexy massage from Trixie.
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| coyotecrow4 #1324522 2 months ago |
I get a one-nighter with AJ. Does it have to be just one? |
| Robomorons #1324549 2 months ago |
Pinkie Pie watches me clop. |
| -Lunacy #1324550 2 months ago |
Nude pix from Trixie.
She takes off her cape and wizard hat. |
| Harry_the_Hutt #1324560 2 months ago |
August 23 ... no, thanks |
| Anonymous #1324614 2 months ago |
feb 20th for me thats gonna suck -_- |
| Biollante246 #1324625 2 months ago |
Twilight Sparkle gives me a sexy massage. :D |
| marioandsonic #1324651 2 months ago |
Married to Derpy Hooves?
...I'm ok with this. |
| Anonymous #1324707 2 months ago |
one night stand with octavia |
| phantomdream #1324818 2 months ago |
lap dances from octavia. |
| Anonymous #1324878 2 months ago |
I marry big mac... T_T im not gay |
| Anonymous #1324897 2 months ago |
Aww, raped by Bon-Bon? Damn... Well I suppose a day late is better than a day early in this case. |
| Anonymous #1324922 2 months ago |
braeburn why |
| Cartwright1158 #1324934 2 months ago |
every version of this I get shit on
july 29th |
| Darkie #1324980 2 months ago |
I get raped by Vinyl Scratch. Cool, really cool. |
| Anonymous #1325011 2 months ago |
I marry big Mac? Fuck you. Holy shit anon^^^ same birthday |
| Anonymous #1325057 2 months ago |
spike gets to watch me clop D: |
| deathproofpony #1325121 2 months ago |
I get raped by Octavia.
I am okay with this. |
| Anonymous #1325154 2 months ago |
I get raped by Big Mac.
I just Fuck |
| Anonymous #1325159 2 months ago |
I get a lapdance from nobody :( |
| Rostam #1325184 2 months ago |
Flitter gives me a lap dance...who the heck is flitter |
| Anonymous #1325352 2 months ago |
I just got raped by Big Mac.
Kinda got a disturbing image in my head. Thanks alot. Now I'm going to feel all awkward next time I see him. |
| Step-chan #1325414 2 months ago |
I marry Flitter? |
| Rezak #1325578 2 months ago |
Second of May 1991
Yaaaay! |
| guitarer99 #1325596 2 months ago |
I get a one night stand with granny smith. i just sorta cried when i read that. |
| Anonymous #1325774 2 months ago |
I get a hoof job from derpy. Not sure if want. She might be very clumsy. She'll try at least, it's the thought that counts. |
| Redge #1325777 2 months ago |
I got blown by Fluttershy.
Not sure how to feel about this. Oh wait, this means that thelivingmachine02 was also blown by Fluttershy. That's frightening. Also, I feel bad for whoever was born on August 30th. |
| JP #1325963 2 months ago |
Princess Celestia gives you sexy massage.
Can't complain. |
| Starlight42896 #1326476 2 months ago |
Vinyl Scratch gives me a lap dance. Woohoo! |
| Anonymous #1326826 2 months ago |
Lap dance from Rainbow Dash.
I win. |
| Anonymous #1326833 2 months ago |
There's no 17th...
hmph. |
| Anonymous #1327007 2 months ago |
rarity blows me |
| Azarias #1327054 2 months ago |
I was born on december 17th, I get nothing.
My best friend was born on january first... the bastard. Worst part? He aint even a brony. |
| Anonymous #1327196 2 months ago |
I was born on November the 5th... HELL NO!! NO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! |
| Anonymous #1327953 2 months ago |
Me too Azarias ,:( |
| Squall_Line #1328272 2 months ago |
... Braeburn blows me. Just... no. :I
FUCK YOU NOVEMBER 16th Y NO BORN ON FEB 20! Or Feb 24! Or... a bunch of other dates. |
| Anonymous #1329241 2 months ago |
sexcapade with spike... no just no -_- |
| Anonymous #1329658 2 months ago |
what the #@$% |
| Anonymous #1330221 2 months ago |
I go on a sexcapade with Rainbow. Defuqs a sexcapade? |
| Anonymous #1330613 2 months ago |
I get married to discord? fuuuuuuuu!!!! |
| Anonymous #1335446 2 months ago |
I may end up getting raped by Rainbow Dash anyway...
January 19th. |
| Anonymous #1341551 2 months ago |
Same @Squall... What the fuck... |