
| misnamed #1323851 2 months ago |
ha ha, he came |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1323856 2 months ago |
Yeah, fuck fig trees. |
| BattleGT #1323860 2 months ago |
Can you guys take this to another site? |
| PipMan #1323866 2 months ago |
White knights. White knights everywhere. |
| Anonymous #1323867 2 months ago |
You, again? |
| Yorec #1323870 2 months ago |
fuck that fig tree, I hate figs. |
| NightJack #1323875 2 months ago |
With all do respect as someone that believes in Jesus as well, but OP for bringing religious stuff into this site, well...
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| hombad26 #1323957 2 months ago |
Couldn't Jesus have just used his Jesus powers to make the tree grow fruit? |
| javierig #1323987 2 months ago |
i'm actual a troll. i just do this to point out how fucking stupid christians are. I'm actually another user. my username and pw is:
javierig pw:lmao123 i am just bored and wanted to troll. it's funny because every stupid thing i've said and every stupid post i've made seems authentically christian and are all based on arguements i've had. l8r! |
| PhilSrobeighn #1324013 2 months ago |
I don't get what's so trollish about Jesus killing a tree as a metaphor and demonstration of power.
Or are you just going for the God Hates Figs joke? |
| kamazeustra #1324057 2 months ago |
He killed the tree for not having fruit out of season? |
| Anonymous #1324063 2 months ago |
^Yeah, he was pretty fucking stupid. |
| Anonymous #1324139 2 months ago |
do not do Mohammed pony |
| Anonymous #1324318 2 months ago |
Not again. x2 |
| Anonymous #1324335 2 months ago |
The God Emperor of Mankind is not amused by your folly.![]() |
| Natry #1324366 2 months ago |
Have some copy pasta I found:
Why did Jesus curse that tree since, as Mark explains, %u201Cit was not the season of figs%u201D? Well, when a fig tree bears leaves, normally it also produces early figs. It was unusual for a fig tree to have leaves at that time of year. But since it had leaves, Jesus rightly expected to find figs on it. The fact that the tree had borne only leaves meant that it would be unproductive. Its appearance was deceptive. Since fruit trees were taxed, an unfruitful tree was an economic burden and needed to be cut down. |
| Anonymous #1324399 2 months ago |
^so Jesus used his magic to curse an unproductive fig tree so that it wouldn't be an economic burden? That's a great use of enlightened and divine power. Right up there with healing the sick that is. |
| Anonymous #1324540 2 months ago |
@139
Waa? I came here explicitly to ask _for_ a Mohammed pony. With dual scimitar chopping action! ha-chop chop! Pretty cool. |
| Anonymous #1324958 2 months ago |
I dont get how this is trolling... |
| GreyAcumane #1325972 2 months ago |
NOOOOOOO!!! FLUTTERSHY HAD FINALLY GOTTEN HER DREEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!
OH GOD WWWHHHRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY? |
| sigh #1326264 2 months ago |
Oh hey, a troll got me to be productive and teach a person or two. Neat! |
| Anonymous #1326282 2 months ago |
More proof that Allah is the one true god and Muhamed is his prophet. |
| TheLoneLampman #1326491 2 months ago |
Trying to leave the login info so it gets polluted with other people's IP's? Hope they get banned too, perhaps? I can't really see the point of why you'd put it up.
If you really are a regular user here, I hope you're already looked down on by everyone, because you should be ashamed of such garbage. |
| mathprofbrony #1327681 2 months ago |
Anon @335: Okay, but how does he feel about figs? |
| Foric #1330683 2 months ago |
how is this trolling or why is anyone getting mad at this? |