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Yumei
#1323414
2 months ago
Pinkie could take her. Now that she's all wimpy and not goddessy.
Gundlach
#1323425
2 months ago
Battle of the Sweet Tooth
Anonymous
#1323428
2 months ago
That's the power of love dude.
Glord
#1323434
2 months ago
You try fighting a sorceress pumped up on the most powerful source of magic in the world.

I'd love to give it a shot, test out all my backup plans for such an encounter.
SlayerBVC
#1323447
2 months ago
I'm trying to figure who's the bigger fool for challenging the other to a cake eating contest.

Pinkie can swallow an entire cake in one go. But that could easily be her undoing, and she'd be done after Five.

Celly's larger, and likely has a bigger stomach too. She's also been around for far longer than Pinkie has, and has probably perfected her pastry eating proficiency, even though she would take more time to eat than Pinkie does.
Glord
#1323449
2 months ago
Celly could teleport a cake into her stomach.
SlayerBVC
#1323457
2 months ago
^I'd imagine that a 'No magic, except levitation' rule is standard in ALL Equestrian competitive eating contests.
SlayerBVC
#1323467
2 months ago
Also, FanFic idea right here.
Impious
#1323499
2 months ago
Friendship is magic, therefore Pinkie is the most powerful pony in Equestria because everyone is her friend.

Celestia, you need to go out and make some friends, get some weapons loot, and level grind. If you cannot protect what's yours, it's not yours to protect.
Impious
#1323513
2 months ago
...She's still best pony though
Glord
#1323521
2 months ago
She's like the parent of the main character of every Fire Emblem game.

Is supposed to be an incredible badass, and gets their ass kicked in a cutscene.

Only one I can think of that is actually shown being a badass before they get killed is Greil. And he did get killed by the second strongest enemy in the game. So, yeah.
Impious
#1323531
2 months ago
Well, Celestia just decided that since she's the ruler of Equestria and the country's in peace time, she doesn't need to keep her skills sharp. So she's at level thirty and everything else is like level eighty. Kill some rats Celly. Kill all the rats.
Glord
#1323545
2 months ago
For comparison, the supposed badass rulers in the Sacred Stones all get killed off screen or in cutscenes, except Vigarde since he's a boss.

Eliwood's dad and Hector's brother get mortally wounded off screen or killed off screen.

Lord Renning is *killed offscreen.
*spoilers*

Marth's dad is killed before the game even begins.

Can't say anything about characters before FE 7 though.
Glord
#1323550
2 months ago
She's a level 20 Princess.

Which in Fire Emblem is Magic, is a tier 1 class.

All the villains are tier 2.
Impious
#1323554
2 months ago
But none of them are a fucking sun deity.

It's the cake! The lady needs to hire a weapons master, a combat mage, and a physical trainer to get her back in shape.

Also, a whole shit ton of rats to level grind off of. Is that funny yet? No? Okay.jpg
Glord
#1323568
2 months ago
Well she has Luna to prevent her from pigging on the cake.
Impious
#1323587
2 months ago
Luna doesn't do anything about it though because she's apparently still recharging her energy from being purified by sleeping all day or some stupid shit like that. Otherwise she can sleep through an invasion on the capital. So Luna just needs a good kick in the ass and a lecture.

Or maybe, really, Celestia just needs to find someone to love her. If she had the power of love on her side she probably would have burned a hole into the floor where everyone's favorite whore queen used to be standing.
Glord
#1323618
2 months ago
Well I can do a pretty good drill sergeant nasty.

FIFTY LAPS AROUND THE PERIMETER OF CANTERLOT MOUNTAIN!
Impious
#1323639
2 months ago
And her brutal training montage should be set to Guile's theme.

There's no way she'll ever lose again.
Glord
#1323677
2 months ago
Unless the villains also like Guile's theme.
Impious
#1323696
2 months ago
Well fuck. Celestia, I think you've found your excuse to retire.

To be honest, she's probably more thrilled than humiliated.
Zeryurijin
#1323738
2 months ago
It will take two to judge the greatest of sweets. But in the end, there can only be one!
Kasaix
#1328195
2 months ago
A goddess with incredible power vs. an earth pony with great power granted by insanity. This might be a close one.
SlayerBVC
#1328673
2 months ago
Writing a Fic for this as we speak.
Anonymous
#1334134
2 months ago
TO WAR!!