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PonyFlea
#1316665
2 months ago
Sources used, #172803:
http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/170198
http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/172222

Note: This is not abuse. It lost its leg in the war...
Anonymous
#1316899
2 months ago
By war, do you mean a skirmish with a herd of ferals over a discarded doughnut?
Anonymous
#1316923
2 months ago
That's not a fluffy pony. That's a strange dog. Fluffy ponies can't pronounce the letter r and l.
Vanner
#1317104
2 months ago
I remember the fluffy wars.

It was a stroke of luck that brought about the reign of the super smarty friends. Luck and a little drug.

Mentats they called them.

Soon, entire herds would prowl the streets looking for a single tablet. The smarty ponies would devour them and come up with ideas that only the most fevered imaginations could devise. Their foals were born smarter, their brain chemistry altered by the drugs. When they destroyed their smarty parents, they to became addicted to the mentats, and soon herds of super smarty friends began their war against humanity.

It was over in a matter of days. With their soft hooves and weak skin, they couldn't stand up against the weakest of fist, or the smallest of bullet. The great herds of super smarty fluffies became fuel for the fire of paranoia against fluffies, and even the regular idiots suffered for our hubris.

Soon, fluffies of all types became rare, cleansed by the purifying heat of hatred. No longer beloved pets, or cute animals, we became the enemy, and we suffered for our sins of rebellion.

I am the last of the super smarty fluffies. My brain is full of holes burned by the mentats, and soon I too shall rejoin my herd. What's left of my memory is worthless, and so I fall back upon my instincts.

Surely my story is worth some sketties.
Anonymous
#1317289
2 months ago
^now that's the kind of fluffy pony story I could get behind
Anonymous
#1317618
2 months ago
OH GOD THAT POOR DOG!

Someone should really take it to the pound and get it put down.
Anonymous
#1317768
2 months ago
I'm noticing a considerable decline in fluffy pony art quality since Artanon, Briskby and Rose left
The_Mungoman
#1317918
2 months ago

C'MON HELP A GUY OUT, WILL YA
Anonymous
#1318959
2 months ago
Poor dog...

Wait a minute, a talking dog?
Anonymous
#1330603
2 months ago
Alright, I admit it. I genuinely felt sorry for this fluffy.

Go ahead, torture and kill me. I deserve it for being one of those filthy luvfags.
Anonymous
#1331165
2 months ago
^Why would anybody harm somebody who feels sorry for a poor talking dog?
Anonymous
#1354218
2 months ago
Forget change. I'll find you a home.

<Takes fluffy to the Fluffy Veterans of Foreign Wars and Domestic Conflict, Local Chapter 187, Home for Disabled and Aging Fluffies No Kill Retirement Home. Stays with the fluffy until settled into new living space>

There you go little one. All the playing, hugs, and spaghetti you can ever hope for.

Yeah, I'm erring on the lovefag side today. ;^)