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Anonymous
#1314412
2 months ago
nope
Anonymous
#1314423
2 months ago
nuh uh
Anonymous
#1314426
2 months ago
Not with the tone of voice she used. It was more of a "You need to think about what you've done" kind of thing. Twilight did mess up her accusation pretty badly.
Anonymous
#1314431
2 months ago
@423

yuh huh!
Impious
#1314464
2 months ago
You know, think about this. This whole thing could have been resolved halfway through.

Celestia could have gone to "Cadence" and asked her some questions about when she was Twilight's foalsitter. Unless Chrysalis had tortured Cadence for in-depth background info to maintain her disguise, the gig would be up right then and there. Crisis averted.

Oh, if you ponies only trusted Twilight a little more. I know she's a paranoid little spit-fuck, but she's right often enough to warrant a little more faith! Goddamn!
phallen1
#1314491
2 months ago
My headcanon is that Celestia is the master of doublespeak, ever since the "make some friends" crack in the pilot.

In the letter she sent Twilight in the opening, her instruction to Twilight was to "make sure everything goes perfectly". That strikes me as the kind of instruction a Lord Vetinari type would give one of their pawns.
Takino
#1314512
2 months ago
Yeah, she's always right when she freaks out about something, like in Lesson Zero.. no wait. Or in It's About Time.. no, not there either.

Or that time she thought she would lose her friends if she used her magic..

Or when she thought Celestia would banish Fluttershy for taking Philomena..
Cloudsurf
#1314521
2 months ago
I think Celestia was over stressed from the threats on Canterlot and Twilight making such accusations on her niece made her snap at Twilight a little harsher than she meant to.
Impious
#1314539
2 months ago
...Takino has a point.

Okay, Twilight kind of brought this upon herself.
Anonymous
#1314620
2 months ago
Nope.

Don't get me wrong,Celly loves Twi,But I have to take her from Celestia's point of view.

Given Twilight's record of freaking out over a lot of stuff it's something,but adding the whole threats at Cantelot and your student making blatant accustions to your niece,your family,would at least make me angry.
Anonymous
#1315582
2 months ago
I'm kinda with phallen1, but then I guess I don't like Celestia being beaten... And Takino also has a point...
Anonymous
#1315726
2 months ago
No, Celestia was really angry at Twilight , just like in "Lesson Zero" after she had to undo Twilight's Want it, need it spell...I'm surprised noone's compared Celestia's anger toward her to that similar instance 22 episodes ago.
Anonymous
#1315835
2 months ago
That....makes since......
Anonymous
#1335813
2 months ago
Celestia was so unfairly harsh on Twilight to the point of reducing her to forlorn tears I'm SURPRISED, in part 2 she didn't gloat and sneer at her after Chrysalis overpowered her, "I WAS RIIIIGHT I WAS RIIIIIGHT I TOOOOOLD YOU SOOOO!!" or she told her "I shoulda just LET you ROT in that cocoon, DIPSTICK HEAD!!!"
Anonymous
#1336037
2 months ago
PC: "Twilight, I commend you for following and trusting your instincts even in the face of doubt, as they brought the real Candace back. I'm proud of you."
TS: "Thanks Princess.... you royal HYPOCRITE!!! If you hadn't been so hard on me this war that wrecked Canterlot NEVER woulda happened!! Maybe YOU have a lot to think about, JACKASS!!! Some mentor YOU are!! Any so-called 'mentor' that disbelieves me when I KNOW I'm right about my instincts and shuns me and treats me like dirt for it enough to make me CRY and feel like I have no friends left anymore and I just wanna commit SUICIDE just before the evil one imprisons me has NO BUSINESS being a "Princess", let alone a so-called mentor! It's been just my BAD LUCK to know a F***ING HYPOCRITE like you and for the mental anguish and tearful sadness you put me through I should just DISOWN you as my mentor and DISAVOW any knowledge of ever knowing you!!"
PC: "TWILIGHT SPARKLE!! How DARE you talk to your teacher and mentor like that!!"
TS: "'TWILIGHT SPARKLE!! How DARE you talk to your teacher and mentor like that!!' Look who's talking, Miss "You-have-a-LOT-to-think-about"!! You have ANY idea how SAD you made me?! You OWE me big time, sunshine-ass!
You owe me mental anguish damages!! YOU OWE ME RESTITUTION!!!! And that goes for you six so-called "friends" of mine! Some friends YOU are!! More like FAIR-WEATHER Friends!! And ANOTHER thing...After this wedding ordeal is over and Canterlot need rebuilding after Queen Chrysalis and her changelings' attacks, don't come cryin' to ol' Twilight Sparkle!! I'm not doin' NOOOOO help to rebuild this city because I TRIED TO WARN YOU but would you believe me?? NOOOOOOOO!!!! Get yourself ANOTHER f***ing sorry patsy of a prize student BECAUSE I QUIT!!! That's right! You turn on me in a huff and give me the cold shoulder, I'll turn on YOU right back and give YOU the cold shoulder and see how YOOOOOOU like it!! And that goes for you five ponies and dragon too!! Tomorrow morning I'm taking a train for a new home in Appleloosa, where the ponies are FRIENDLY, TRUSTING, and SYMPATHETIC....which is more than I can say for SOME PONIES I KNOOOOOOWWWW!!!! You ALL will be hearing from my LAWYER in a few days...and one more thing to you "Princess" celestia, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Spike...... DROP DEAD!!!!!!
"You all make me SICK! good bye and good riddance to phony "friends" like you...oh, and by the way Celestia.... HAVE SOME WEDDING CAKE AND PUNCH!!!! (throws a piece of cake in Celestia's face, hurls a glassful of punch also in Celestia's face and PUNCHES her with a straight left to her jaw, than repeats six more times, one for each of the other Mane 5 and Spike) Goodbye and good riddance forever...AND I HOPE AN URSA MAJOR DESTROYS YOUR PALACE AND EATS YOU UP...AND YOU SIX TOO! I'd rant more if I only coulda spelled EXTENDED MIDDLE FINGER!!!"
PC: "LISTEN to yourself, you ungrateful SPOILED BRAT!! We admit we were wrong!! Given the circumstances we were right and YOU were wrong as far as we were concerned!!"
AJ: "Yeah, an' th' LEAST you could do is jes' ACCEPT our APOLOGIES with good sportsmareship!!"
TS: (snorts) "HMMMMPH!! Eat my saddle." (storms off in a HUFF)
PP: "You know what? I think Twilight Sparkle's still sore at us for labeling her a liar and ostrichasizing her at the wedding rehearsal."
R: "Geee....ya THINK?!?!"
Anonymous
#1336385
2 months ago
The only reason for Twilight Sparkle's hissy fit there apparently is to show how unhappy she was at her own friends, brother and mentor not believing her and turning on her toward the end of A Canterlot Wedding Part 1 and making her so sad. If I knew I was right about something and was later vindicated, I might be sore enough to vent just like that...albeit less intensely. Don't worry, Twilight Sparkle would NEVER call Princess Celestia "jackass", "sunshine-ass" or anything like that.
Anonymous
#1336395
2 months ago
And of course Twilight Sparkle would never DARE to threaten Celestia or any of her friends with a lawsuit.
Anonymous
#1336621
2 months ago
---TWO WEEKS LATER, THE PONIES AND SPIKE AND PRINCESS CELESTIA ARE ALL GATHERED AT THE PONYVILLE LIBRARY WHEN TWILIGHT SPARKLE SHOWS UP---
TS: Hey everypony I'm back. Applejack? Fluttershy? Pinkie Pie? Rarity? Rainbow Dash? Spike? And especially you Princess Celestia? I knew my instincts about the phony Candace to be right and when you all castigated me at the wedding rehearsal you all made me feel soooo upset, well... at the real wedding after the real Candace married Shining Armor and Celestia congratulated and commended me about following my instincts....I...I...I just cracked and vented my rage and treated you all like you treated me, just to see how you like it. (sob) I'm sorry. I should NEVER have threatened to sue any of you, and I'm willing to drop all lawsuits of emotional distress levied against you. Or I WOULD, except....I never could bring myself to file any charges against any of you.
PC: Yes, you really did upset us, Twilight Sparkle, but we understand now how you must have felt and why you vented so harshly at us.
RD: Yeah. And you gotta point, we all were a little TOO harsh on you.
TS: A LITTLE??!?! Talk about GRIEVOUS UNDERSTATEMENT!
PC: TWILIGHT SPARKLE.....!!!
TS: Sorry, Princess.
RD: Hey, no hard feelings on us, I hope, Please?
PP: PRETTY please with FROSTING on top???
TS: Well I AM still kinda sore at you enough that i"d just like to keep MILKING every last drop of GUILT outta you, especially YOU, sunshine bu...oops..I mean Princess Celestia....But hey, what are friends for anyway?
PC: Well I am proud to see you are starting to come back around to us all, Twilight Sparkle.
F: And if it makes you feel better, we all DID feel extremely TERRIBLE about how we threw you under the bus like that. Yes, even Princess Celestia.
S: Applejack and I actually went back to the hall on everypony's behalf, knowing how devastated you were, to invite you to rejoin us for the wedding ceremony...but you had gone.
R: And we all were worried you actually HAD gone to commit suicide.
PC: Yes. But it turns out you had been imprisoned by the phony Cadence and met up with the real Cadence and escaped, and CRASHED the wedding. We all thought you were at it again... until you produced the REAL Candace and vindicated yourself.
AJ: An' if'n it makes you feel more better, yer blowup at the real reception two weeks ago made US feel just as devastated as we'd made you.
PC: And I conacted Shining Armor on his honeymoon and told him about it, and he wants you to know how sorry and contrite HE is for his own blowup, revoking your best mare position and uninviting you to his wedding.
TS: Yeah, well I woulda come to the wedding anyhow and made MYSELF best mare
F: You would've DEFIED your brother?!
TS: Yes I'm afraid so.
RD: An' don't worry, Twilight, Like Spike said, we'd come back around to you and eventually decided to take you back in time for the wedding, 'cos what are friends for?
PC: So how about it Twilight? Am I your mentor again? Are these ponies your friends again?
AJ: Yeah, Truce?
TS: Not so fast. On ONE condition. Celestia, you owe me a REAL apology for getting huffy and mad at me! And all of you too!
PC: Okay. Twilight Sparkle, I formally apologize to you for not believing you and ESPECIALLY for getting mad at you and turning my back on you.
EVERYPONY ELSE: Yeah...We're very sorry...Ditto, etc.
PC And if we all made you cry and feel so bad as if you had lost our friendships for good...well... we are very sorry.
TS: Well, you BETTER be!!
PC: TWILIGHT!! I will stand for NO attitude!
TS: Sorry, Celestia.. I mean... thank you for your apologies, and apologies accepted.
AJ: Woo-hoo!
RD: Yeah!!
TS: But DON'T EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN, UNDERSTAND?!!!
PC: Twilight Sparkle, be more forgiving!! But yes, we all understand. We won't do anything so horrible to you again.
TS: PROMISE....?!
PC: I promise.
OTHER MANE 5: I promise too...Ditto...Yes, etc.
TS: Good. Because you all made me soooo sad at that wedding rehearsal I'm HOLDING you to that promise ruthlessly....especially YOU, Princess Celestia....but again, what are friends for?
AJ: Ah couldn't a said it ANY better!
PC: Welcome back to Ponyville Twilight!
TS: Thanks....REAL FRIENDS!! It's GOOD to be back again!!!

-Ugh, SAPPY, ain't it? But I wanted to provide some closure on a positive note. And EVERYONE learned that no matter how badly a friendship seems damaged, it can ALWAYS be more easily repaired than you may think. Yes, Even Princess Celestia learned it.
Anonymous
#1337460
2 months ago
WHOOOOAAA - Talk about HOT UNDER THE COLLAR. But then again, given how she was branded an outcast even by Celestia who can exactly blame Twilight Sparkle? Even so, she DID go quite overboard, denouncing her mentor/mother figure in such vain. But I DO like the second part of that little spiel, where after a while she calms down and comes back around to her friends for after all, ain't THAT a part of what true friendship is all about?