
| Anonymous #1310039 2 months ago |
Sandwich says I must kill you. |
| Anonymous #1310136 2 months ago |
I don't want your sandwich, Twilight. I want you. I want to lick your horn and bite your nose. Then, i will correct the diameter of your certain body opening by using my big, long, powerful, ubercharged, funny ,,dodongo''. You will scream as i will penetrate your magichole. Then, i will sniff your hair. I will bite your ears, and then i will taste your mouth with my tongue. When i'm finished, i will sit on your horn. This might be painful, but i will endure this just for you. As the magic will be injected into my ass, i will scream with pleasure. Then, i will puke into your mouth. Finally, my head will penetrate your magichole. I could be stuck by doing this, but at least i will taste and smell your magicjuices. Then, you will take me to your princess. I will show her what real penetration is. Her horn cannot compare to my mighty dodongo. |
| doomboy536 #1310146 2 months ago |
There's a time and a place to write self-insert clopfics, anon 0136, and it certainly isn't in the comment section of Ponibooru |
| Anonymous #1310148 2 months ago |
^
Ugh, must you ruin every cute image of Twilight you clopper. |
| Anonymous #1310207 2 months ago |
Darn ninja'd but doomboy shares my sentiments. |
| Anonymous #1310243 2 months ago |
"Ooh, maybe I should go help them."
"No Twilight, stay with me." "Oh my..." |
| catrianheir #1310593 2 months ago |
Doomboy, I have to dissagree with you there. This Dodongo-Anon as I have come to call him has made a boring day of suicidal proportions into one of the most epic battles against my own laughter I have ever had in my life. |
| catrianheir #1310597 2 months ago |
His rendition of Twilight Sparkle is exceptionally funny and an instant classic. |
| Kolt_45 #1310939 2 months ago |
^ not gonna lie. i saw him on another page with the exact same entry minus the first sentance and all of a sudden i find myself in a perdicament. twi is hot but this is booru and i keep to myself usually....
i'm with him. |
| Everypony #1311602 2 months ago |
And here we have a talking sandwich |
| Anonymous #1313355 2 months ago |
Is it just me or did she slip into Lesson Zero mode during this scene? |
| Anonymous #1313936 2 months ago |
"What's that, Sandvich? Kill them ALL? Good idea!" |
| fixman88 #1314575 2 months ago |
"I am full of myself and now I am coming for YOU!" |
| Anonymous #1317307 2 months ago |
Anon 243 wins, kinda disappointed with the rest of you. Adventure Time reference rights itself, get your heads in the game. |