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| Anonymous #1308251 2 months ago |
grammar corrected version of: http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/170797 |
| Anonymous #1308289 2 months ago |
Chrysalis fell in love? |
| Yurp #1308292 2 months ago |
the Discord description was the best |
| Anonymous #1308298 2 months ago |
Her name is actually spelled "Cadance" not "Cadence"
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Cadance So yeah I think all the tags need to be changed lol |
| Anonymous #1308347 2 months ago |
just a little typo at the end |
| hombad26 #1308377 2 months ago |
Rocks fell, everypony died. |
| LordTagmeBeard #1308385 2 months ago |
-Twilight gets horn cancer
-Spike fucks dat shit and flies the coop -Rarity's designs never lift off -Sweetiebelle is killed in an unfortunate CMC adventure involving Russian roulette with six rounds and a gun pointed at her besides -Applejack breaks multiple limbs/hooves during many applebucking seasons, isn't wealthy enough to fix the problem, runs out of buisness, etc -Applebloom moves out to become the president. -Big Mac Can't support the farm after AJ becomes a potato, runs out of business -Pinkie Pie is Pinkie Pie (oh, and dies of diabetes) -Fluttershy gets rabies or the bird flu, and is too shy to ask for help -RainbowDash messes up on a 'new trick' taking out half of a mountain side with her -Scootaloo never flies because of a genetic disease and runs as Applebloom's VP; After failing that, she took to the streets of Canterlot and eventually follows a similar fate as Sweetiebelle (except it was really Russian Roulette...with the one round fixed in place) -Derpy Hooves is actually Snake Plisken, saves Princess Celestia from Manehatten, destroys plans to create nuclear holocaust, and continues to be Derpy Hooves -Celestia dies in the great Equestrian Civil War -Luna eats Celestia's power and lives forever (but took up gaming as a career and never spent another day in the sun for a millennial) -Cadence out lives shining Armor (who dies in the same Civil War) and does a Juliet, unable to live without her love -Discord: Since everything moves towards chaos, he will eventually escape and pull apeshit on everyone, in fact, he probably caused half of the things mentioned above -Chrysalis makes a frontal assault on equestria after the Civil War, successfully takes over, and rules with an iron cheesy hoof until discord causes Ragnorok like we all know he will -Lord Tagme Beard (the galloping tyranny) will eventually rise up to his family name as heir to the Dusk Castle Throne, and lead a glorious crusade to purge the land of all things beautiful. He eventually takes a sniper shot to the head while on the can. No one laughed (for the first few minutes. All of his spagetti spilled out of his pockets) |
| LordTagmeBeard #1308386 2 months ago |
-Twilight gets horn cancer
-Spike fucks dat shit and flies the coop -Rarity's designs never lift off -Sweetiebelle is killed in an unfortunate CMC adventure involving Russian roulette with six rounds and a gun pointed at her besides -Applejack breaks multiple limbs/hooves during many applebucking seasons, isn't wealthy enough to fix the problem, runs out of buisness, etc -Applebloom moves out to become the president. -Big Mac Can't support the farm after AJ becomes a potato, runs out of business -Pinkie Pie is Pinkie Pie (oh, and dies of diabetes) -Fluttershy gets rabies or the bird flu, and is too shy to ask for help -RainbowDash messes up on a 'new trick' taking out half of a mountain side with her -Scootaloo never flies because of a genetic disease and runs as Applebloom's VP; After failing that, she took to the streets of Canterlot and eventually follows a similar fate as Sweetiebelle (except it was really Russian Roulette...with the one round fixed in place) -Derpy Hooves is actually Snake Plisken, saves Princess Celestia from Manehatten, destroys plans to create nuclear holocaust, and continues to be Derpy Hooves -Celestia dies in the great Equestrian Civil War -Luna eats Celestia's power and lives forever (but took up gaming as a career and never spent another day in the sun for a millennial) -Cadence out lives shining Armor (who dies in the same Civil War) and does a Juliet, unable to live without her love -Discord: Since everything moves towards chaos, he will eventually escape and pull apeshit on everyone, in fact, he probably caused half of the things mentioned above -Chrysalis makes a frontal assault on equestria after the Civil War, successfully takes over, and rules with an iron cheesy hoof until discord causes Ragnorok like we all know he will -Lord Tagme Beard (the galloping tyranny) will eventually rise up to his family name as heir to the Dusk Castle Throne, and lead a glorious crusade to purge the land of all things beautiful. He eventually takes a sniper shot to the head while on the can. No one laughed (for the first few minutes. All of his spagetti spilled out of his pockets) |
| LordTagmeBeard #1308390 2 months ago |
Whoopes, Double post |
| hombad26 #1308392 2 months ago |
Nice going tagme |
| c4tspajamas #1308404 2 months ago |
Everyone: Stayed friends forever and ever and ever amen
Apple Bloom: Still a blank flank |
| Sindri #1308416 2 months ago |
Alternate answer:
Fallout: Equestria. |
| Rostam #1308509 2 months ago |
spike :( dayum |
| LordTagmeBeard #1308553 2 months ago |
@hombad
I know! How did that even happen? |
| Impious #1308574 2 months ago |
Twilight went down in history as the most powerful mage to ever arise from the Pony race, having felled more demons and hellspawn than any other, and having perfected more spells than even Starswirl the Bearded. Even so, her hyperactive and immensely powerful magic proved too much for her mortal body, and thus Twilight Sparkle died relatively young. Her name, however, still lives on forever.
Applejack's farm Sweet Apple Acres grew to enormous size in her lifetime, eventually taking over all other apple farms in Equestria and becoming the leading supplier of food to the world. Apple Family Inc. reseachers would eventually solve the great issue of world hunger by learning how to create delicious and healthy food from raw organic compounds. Pinkie Pie eventually became Mayor of the sprawling city of Ponyville, a city that would eventually eclipse Canterlot in its importance to ponies everywhere. Sadly, all of those treats caught up with her, in the form of diabetes, killing her with a heart attack. Her name lives on in the Pinkie Foundation, a non-profit organization that helps cancer patients everywhere. Eventually, her name would be associated with the cure for cancer, a legacy she'd be proud of; Even now, she brings laughter to would-be grieving families. Rainbow Dash fulfilled her lifelong dream of becoming a Wonderbolt stunt flier, and would go down in history as their best performer. Against all odds, she lived a long and healthy life with fellow performers Soarin' and Spitfire, of which she was involved with in a mutual love triangle. It is Rainbow Dash's image that composes the current Wonderbolts symbol, even today. Fluttershy never really made a name for herself, dying of old age on the outskirts of Ponyville alongside an unnamed husband. But then again, that suited her just fine. Her name still lives on in history as the kindest pony that ever lived. Rarity made a name for herself in Canterlot as the premier fashion designer of Equestria, designing famous pieces for celebrities, politicians, and even the princesses themselves. She never married, however, a fact that haunted her for the rest of her years. However, her company would last well over a few thousand years, a testament to her shrewd business sense and artistic brilliance, a fitting legacy. Spike, tempered by exposure to high-power magic throughout his entire life, lived well over ten times longer than even the longest-lived of the dragons. He remained a protector of Equestria for centuries, eventually becoming the king of all dragons. His wise and just rule lasted well into Equestria's dominion of the stars. He eventually retired as an advisor to Luna. It is through him that all old stories survive, an act of respect towards his dear friend Twilight Sparkle. Princess Celestia's rule would always be remembered as an innocent golden age, but in the wake of her public defeat by Queen Chrysalis, public support dwindled and her self-respect all but vanished. Eventually she named Luna supreme commander of Equestria, and departed for parts unknown beyond the stars. She would not be seen by pony eyes again for twenty thousand years, but it is known that by that time she had found love and happiness among the stars. It can be said that she finally earned her wish; to live as a drifter with no true purpose or allegiance, a master of her own destiny. Luna, having been left in charge of Equestria and alone, proved to be the dynamic and revolutionary leader the world needed, propelling Equestria through many a golden age and all the way to the stars. However, so overwhelmed with the responsibility of so many worlds and people, Luna eventually made her new empire a republic, ruled by the people, only keeping enough power for herself to act as a loving guardian. Her name is widely known amongst the stars as a kind and just ruler, but utterly merciless when threatened. None who attempt to take advantage of the soft, harmless-looking pony aliens ever succeed, or live to talk about it. Cadence, young and innocent, was wracked with grief over the death of her mortal lover, despite the attempted counseling by her fellow immortals in preparation for his inevitable demise. That grief defined her, until Equestria conquered the stars. She took upon herself her own world to govern, and as an act of goodwill, offered Chrysalis and her changeling broods a berth. It was not a good idea. Chrysalis, ever scheming, took advantage of Cadence's good will and usurped her throne, banishing her to the depths of space for a thousand years. With their own world to rule, the Changeling hordes became a threat to galactic peace everywhere, even well after Chrysalis's eventual death at the hands of the current generation of Element Bearers. Eventually, however, the changelings would be taught not to feed off of love, but to spread it, creating for themselves an endless bounty. It didn't take long for them to reconcile with their old enemies. Discord eventually freed himself, but so broken and destroyed was his mind that he became but another animal, just another curiousity. His name lives on as a valuable lesson against greed and nihilism, a cautionary tale against those who would spread chaos and disrupt the balance between discord and harmony. Jeez I'm bored. |
| LordTagmeBeard #1308618 2 months ago |
@impus Yah, ninja or something
anywho, Discord is too baws. Dont even. Pinkie would never become mayor, she'd be sooner kicked out of town! Spike is a fat ass bastard who will never get off his prissy highchair to do shit except be a hand slave (thank you Glavalanch) Everything else is almost exceptable otherwise (imfho) |
| Impious #1308640 2 months ago |
Well, okay. But dragons live a pretty fucking long time, and he has special connections with royalty. I doubt he'd be the useless tagalong sidekick forever. Maybe. I dunno.
I kind of just slapped that on for Pinkie, but at least she dies of a heart attack. Not out of spite, mind you, but that shit is going to catch up with her and own her ass. Literally. As for Discord, I kind of wanted him to become a galactic scourge of chaotic destructive horror a la Unicron or Galactus, but ten thousand years imprisoned in stone while conscious is going to destroy the mind of even the staunchest immortal. |
| LordTagmeBeard #1308857 2 months ago |
@Impious
Spike has connections to royalty yes, but he's probably never going to have real interactions with too many dragons. As for Discord. He's been imprisoned in stone for a hella long time. If he hasn't cracked the first time, the fricken mythic spirit of chaos is going to take a little more of a beating. "10 > 1!" yes, but once again, he's something of a god. For all we know, he might not even have either a fully connected mind, or a real one at all! I dunno, I want Discord to be cooler than what everything cannon says. He reminds me of Badass, not just because he's Q. So, imho is imho, my ass sticks out this window like a boss. |
| Anonymouz #1309484 2 months ago |
Let me try...
Twilight Sparkle: Due to her love of knowledge and her experience growing up with Spike, she attempted to study wild dragons. She moved to Apploussa to be closer to the Buffaloes because they know about dragons. Twilight wrote many books about dragons added to the Royal Canterlot Archives and became famous for her work. Spike: As time passed, his body started to grow way too big to continue living with ponies safely. Since living with other dragons is out of the question, Spike used his knowledge of gem crafting and magic to create an enchanted morphing jewel. While worn, the wearer's body is morphed and sealed into that of a pony. Spike continues to live the rest of his days as a pony only unsealing his true dragon form when needed. He is currently Rarity's business partner. Rarity: Upon learning about Spike's gem enchanting magitechnology, forms a partnership with him to create and market clothing and accessories with various enchanted properties. Horn rings that magnified a unicorn's magic, dresses that increases a pegasus wing power, necklaces that allowed ponies to communicate with each other telepathically and so on. She moved to Canterlot and established her successful company there advancing the way ponies lived their lives through "Functional Fashion." Fluttershy: She became a wilderness explorer because of her love of wild life. She was the very first pony who managed to map and tame the Everfree Forest. She now spends the rest of her days exploring uncharted lands beyond Equestria discovering new and unknown wild life. Rainbow Dash: Auditioned to join the Wonderbolts and passed. She worked as a Wonderbolts member for a few years until her skills were recognized and was made to join the Canterlot Royal Guards. Her performance continued to be recognized. She is now Captain of the Royal Guards Pegasus Division. Pinkie Pie and Apple Jack: AJ left the farm to Big Mac and decided to start a catering service in Canterlot with Pinkie Pie. AJ made the food, Pinkie organized the events. The business was successful but didn't catch its big break until they catered for a visiting griffon dignitary. Ok, that's it, I'm tired... |
| LordTagmeBeard #1309735 2 months ago |
^
>"Spike's Gen Crafting..." Eehhhh... >"Fluttershy...tames the EFF..." Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh... >Creative licences Eh...Ok, fine, you can have your gem crafting. ( >"Functional Fashion" Sounds ligit ) |
| Anonymous #1313984 2 months ago |
This is stupid. The damn show is supposed to be funny, not serious. And when they do a serious episode, it's stupid, because they beat the bad guy in two episodes with something stupid and cheap. Every time.
That said, fuck Cadence. Shining Armor realized that Twilight Sparkle was the one he really cared about and that he was being a fucking dick to her because of the whore pussy he was getting from his baby sister's former foalsitter. He divorced the shit out of her, and then went to Twilight Sparkle, and what they did next, they wouldn't tell, but it was magical. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1314003 2 months ago |
^
I sense butthurt. Also, trolling. |
| LordTagmeBeard #1315545 2 months ago |
Alright then, let me fix this;
Cadence goes too far with her love spell thing and Shining Armor detests her for it. He then breaks up with her and begs Twilight to take him back. His penis did a MOMENTOUS job in convincing her. Then for the next 3 months they fuck'd. THEN she gets horn cancer (MSTDs and such). Then Shining Armor turned into a beautiful butterfly, but accidentally came out of his cocoon inside out and died soon after. Also, his zombie body afterwards rampages through town, but isn't strong enough to start ZW II. |
| Anonymous #1328405 2 months ago |
Fluttershy continued practicing her cheering for rainbow dash until she made it and rainbow got a member of the wonderbolts thanks to that :3 |
| Anonymous #1350342 2 months ago |
all are good except
Discord, free himself and along-side with Luna ruled the republic having his mind free from his chaotic madness Spike, became the lord of dragons, the most powerful, biggest and wisest of all |