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Psychopomf
#1306715
2 months ago
...I guess she has ...plenty of ...lube?
ZePassionateOne
#1306716
2 months ago
inb4 Molestia comes here and wants to use that slimy thingie on someone...
CogWeaver
#1306729
2 months ago
@Ze
I already established earlier with her that the green slime stuff is most likely Changeling semen.

Sooo, actually, I guess I wouldn't put it past her to "use" it on others, nvm...
Anonymous
#1306734
2 months ago
Anaerobic clopping?
Karadros
#1306748
2 months ago
That she does, Molestia.
That she does.
Anonymous
#1306751
2 months ago
She will incorporate this idea into future molestations.
Jack-o-Lantern
#1306765
2 months ago
@Cog what thread did I miss?
Impious
#1306777
2 months ago
hahaha
Anonymous
#1306782
2 months ago
I just realised, did we ever actually see Chrysalis' plot?
CogWeaver
#1306791
2 months ago
^The animators know us too well, I don't think we ever legitimately did
Anonymous
#1306800
2 months ago
......I mean, the back of it, not just the side
Impious
#1306805
2 months ago
Just imagine it as however you want. She can accomodate your needs just fine.
NonAnon
#1306808
2 months ago
There are some holes in that plot...
Danielakiiki
#1306811
2 months ago
^ Nor did we see Cadence's plot during the 'do a little shake' portion of the rhyme.
Anonymous
#1306813
2 months ago
^Cog I didn't think we did
Anonymous
#1306861
2 months ago
We did get the most blatant plot shot from Twilight though. I guess the animators must want us to make more clop fodder of her.
Oh!
Well!
If we must.
Scumbag_Crowley
#1306872
2 months ago
Is she submerged there? Can we haz "submerged in goo" fetish now?
Saint_Braeburn
#1306917
2 months ago
@PsychPomf

BackgroundPony17
#1306994
2 months ago
@Scumbag_Crowley:

The animators are way ahead of you.
Molestia
#1307138
2 months ago
Given that is was changeling semen and I masturbated furiously while submerged in it, I...

Aw shit.

I should have guessed that my period being late and my stomach swelling to enormous proportions weren't the result of my icecream habits.


HRRRRRRRRRGH

*gives birth to changelingpony triplets*
Yorec
#1307145
2 months ago
Oh lawdy Molestia!! What are you gonna do now?
Wragnaroq
#1307174
2 months ago
Godfather! Called it!
CottonTales
#1307197
2 months ago
Man your reproductive system must be fast it's only been what a day
Molestia
#1307200
2 months ago

THAT HURT



Um..

I guess.. I'm gonna have to, take care? ... of them now?

They'e my childr

what the fuck

WHAT THE FUCK

*stomach begins swelling again*

THE FUCK
Anonymous
#1307234
2 months ago
This is my fetish.jpg
CottonTales
#1307242
2 months ago
@Molestia
you should know that changelings are an insect like society during a normal pregnancy the mother can give birth in the dozens
Yorec
#1307243
2 months ago
Ok Molestia wtf. No one can get pregnant again that fast.
CogWeaver
#1307249
2 months ago
@Mol
Since it was technically my idea that the green goo was semen and that there were way too many Changelings to count who added to that mixture, does that make me the proxy father?
Wragnaroq
#1307262
2 months ago
Okay, let's name the first one Molestia Junior, then the second one is Chrysalis Junior, and the third one is...
Carl.
CogWeaver
#1307281
2 months ago
^I CALL RAISING CARL.
Yorec
#1307291
2 months ago
I wan't to raise one, can I have on Moly?!
Wragnaroq
#1307292
2 months ago
Suit yourself. I'm taking Molestia Junior.
CottonTales
#1307295
2 months ago
I want Chrysalis Junior
Wragnaroq
#1307297
2 months ago
So, Yorec can have Chrysalis Junior. We'll divvy up the next batch when it happens.
I can't believe I just said that.
Wragnaroq
#1307301
2 months ago
Sorry, CottonTales, Yorec said he wanted one first.
Jack-o-Lantern
#1307305
2 months ago
CottonTales
#1307307
2 months ago
b-but...
what if Yorec were to get in an unfortunate "accident" leaving him unable to care for said changeling?
Yorec
#1307308
2 months ago
Wragnaroq@1307297 said:
So, Yorec can have Chrysalis Junior. We'll divvy up the next batch when it happens.
I can't believe I just said that.


Yay!!

*picks up Chrysalis Junior*

Who's my evil little princess?! You are! You are!!
Wragnaroq
#1307312
2 months ago
We're deciding who gets Molestia's freakish hellspawn!
You want one, too?
Wragnaroq
#1307319
2 months ago
@307: Then little Chrys would go to its godfather.
i.e. moi.
Yorec
#1307324
2 months ago
CottonTales@1307307 said:
b-but...
what if Yorec were to get in an unfortunate "accident" leaving him unable to care for said changeling?




I'd like to see you try.

Wragnaroq
#1307330
2 months ago
YOREC!
*covers Molly's eyes*
You're frightening the children!
CottonTales
#1307331
2 months ago
...Damn I don't have enough time to brutally injure two people over this...
I call first of next batch then
Wragnaroq
#1307338
2 months ago
Okay then.
HEY, MOLESTIA! ARE YOU GIVING BIRTH YET!
Yorec
#1307345
2 months ago
Wragnaroq@1307330 said:
YOREC!
*covers Molly's eyes*
You're frightening the children!


What??

Oh!! I'm sorry!!

I don't take kindly to people threatening to take away my child.
Wragnaroq
#1307349
2 months ago
@Yorec: I understand, it's just... They have impressionable little minds, and that image makes me want to run and hide. Think about what it's doing to them. Won't anyone think of the children.
Yorec
#1307419
2 months ago
Sorry again, I guess I'm just a bit of a Papa Wolf.
CogWeaver
#1307434
2 months ago
*Picks up Carl, the two of us staring at each other blankly*

...

...

I am a robot, about to raise a Changeling, about being a pony...
Can we somehow get Spike and Peewee into the mix here, just to make things even more confusing?

Ah well. At least he'll never be able to copy my look as I'm not made of living flesh.
UrbanMeadows
#1307445
2 months ago
She put herself in that lube cocoon, Chrysalis thought it's just something ponies do
Molestia
#1307463
2 months ago
*spurts out three more changelingponies*

fucking, ow?



I'm now a mother of six, and my vag is as tight as a wizard's sleeve.

wait...

*stomach begins swelling again*

oh you HAVE GOT TO BE SH-*farrrrt*

Oh.

Cool. Looks like only 6 changeling sperm found eggs.

Oh shit I'm a mother now. Um.

I'll keep one.

Eeny meeny miny moe, catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers make him pay, fifty dollars every day.

*picks up changelingpony*

He's a male and he's going to be my son. I will love him and cuddle him and call him george. The other five can go with the users here... I suppose... I can't take care of them all...
Wragnaroq
#1307474
2 months ago
Okay, names, names...
Hmm...
I got nothin'.
Molestia
#1307475
2 months ago
If you don't take care of your changelingpony I will sodomize your throat with a steel cactus.
Wragnaroq
#1307485
2 months ago
Duly noted.
CottonTales
#1307487
2 months ago
So I get numero five I shall call him Maelstrom yay
BattleGT
#1307498
2 months ago
You're going to sodomize my what now?
Anonymous
#1307500
2 months ago
I can't possibly imagine what sorts of naughty things Molestia would do with a changeling.
Wragnaroq
#1307502
2 months ago
@500: You should be happy about that.
CottonTales
#1307521
2 months ago
@Anonymous7500
George is her son and a newborn I think even Molestia has some standards
...but other changelings
Yorec
#1307535
2 months ago
Don't worry Moly, Chrysalis Junior is in good hands.

Aren't you my pwecious wittle cwissy?
Molestia
#1307549
2 months ago
@Yorec /)^3^(\
Anonymous
#1307561
2 months ago
But if she decides to get more of that goop in her, she could have an harem of Big Macs! Or Extra-Large Macs.
CogWeaver
#1307563
2 months ago
@Mol
Don't worry, little Carl here will grow to become a powerful dictator to overthrow CelestiImean... er...

He's in good hooves...
>__>
Jack-o-Lantern
#1307573
2 months ago
This is not the Molestia thread I was hoping for...
Wragnaroq
#1307589
2 months ago
^But it's the one you got.
HEY, GUYS, WE GOT ANOTHER LIL' BABY HERE! I ALREADY NAMED HIM GUS! WHO WANTS 'IM?
CottonTales
#1307613
2 months ago
Maelstrom will be fine I'm sure I will be a fine caretaker supplying her with enough love to one day destroy the foundation of Equestria single hoofedly
I will be so proud of her whatever she decides to do
JoyAndJubilation
#1307710
2 months ago
Somebody name their kid Monarch! If you don't, it'll be a missed opportunity!
DaxRattler
#1307780
2 months ago
All these fine colts happily embracing fatherhood. Ponibooru i am proud
Jack-o-Lantern
#1307829
2 months ago
Why would I want a chaneling foal when I have Chrysalis locked up in my... nevermind I didn't say anything.
<_<
>_>
bustoblaster
#1307883
2 months ago
I need fanart on this crazy ass thread, STAT
Anonymous
#1307972
2 months ago
My fucking fuck,this thread...
Anonymous
#1308246
2 months ago
HEY EVERYBODY WHATS Goin on... here...
...
...
...
wat
Santakiin
#1308311
2 months ago
@Wrag

Dibs!
Santakiin
#1308329
2 months ago
Can we get a damn list of who gets which foal?
Yorec
#1308330
2 months ago
bustoblaster@1307883 said:
I need fanart on this crazy ass thread, STAT


Now that would be some interesting Fan Art.
CogWeaver
#1308346
2 months ago
@Santakiin

I get Carl
Yorec is taking MJ
and Wrag is taking CJ
Mol is taking care of one, but I don't think she named him
and as for the other two... I don't know what happened
DaxRattler
#1308360
2 months ago
DIBS!
Yorec
#1308365
2 months ago
@Cog

MJ?

I've got Chrysalis Junior.
DaxRattler
#1308376
2 months ago
I will have one and call her Scuttles:3 or Shelly.
Yorec
#1308398
2 months ago
Actually is it okay if l name Chrysalis Junior Chrystina instead?? I think it sounds like a better name for a girl.
CogWeaver
#1308406
2 months ago
@Yorec
Sorry, I got yours and Wrag's mixed up
Santakiin
#1308408
2 months ago
I CALLED DIBS ON GUS! HE'S MINE! MINE I TELL YOU!
Great, now I'm channeling RubberFruit/Rarity
DaxRattler
#1308432
2 months ago
now I have to get singing lessons organized for Scully (i could not settle on either Shelly or scuttles) so she can spread more awesome changeling songs into the world.
Anonymous
#1308517
2 months ago
She does, actually. A bit on the thin side, but she still does.
Anonymous
#1308736
2 months ago
170969
Everypony
#1309074
2 months ago
She Came in there
Wragnaroq
#1310066
2 months ago
So, CottonTales and CogWeaver are raising their changelings to overthrow Molestia, DaxRattler is raising Broadway's next big star, Molestia is probably going to raise hers to be a pornstar, no clue what Santakiin is gonna do, and my little Molly is going to be Batman.

This is going to be awesome. Somebody draw the kids, ASAP!
Yorec
#1310086
2 months ago
I still don't know what I'm gonna raise little Chyrstina to be, oh well, whatever she wan'ts to do is fine by me as long as shes happy.
Anonymous
#1310468
2 months ago
(walks in) Hey guys, whats...(sees the changling/pony kids being adopted)
...
BUCK! I missed it?!
Anonymous
#1310493
2 months ago
WTF JJ's threads sure can get...interesting?
Wragnaroq
#1310585
2 months ago
^Oh, believe me. You have absolutely no idea.
Santakiin
#1312281
2 months ago
Little Oddlove (Gus isn't a great name, no offence) here will be the new Freud, He will master the pony mind and and disarm its weaponry, and learn to control it to his whim!
He's even got his mamma's wings! Seems a bit near sighted though. . .
Deserter
#1312451
2 months ago
Oh hey everyone, what did I miss-
Son of a bitch, they took all of them >:C
Anonymous
#1314442
2 months ago
Sexual activity with no gravity involved may offer many exquisite possibilities.
Anonymous
#1314488
2 months ago
Can I get a widdle changeling to call my own?
Santakiin
#1314704
2 months ago
Question, How do we get art of them if we don't know what they look like?
Yorec
#1314713
2 months ago
Santakiin@1314704 said:
Question, How do we get art of them if we don't know what they look like?


Good question. I don't really have an answer for that.
CottonTales
#1314735
2 months ago
@Santakiin
I already drew little Maelstrom for fun, a light exoskeleton, purple tail, and blue eyes because I guess they all have blue eyes
Yorec
#1314743
2 months ago
If only I could draw!

Curse my lack of artistic talent!
Dystopian-God
#1317155
2 months ago
I CALL DIBS ON...

(looksatpastposts)

dammit. and she was going to be a writer like me...
Anonymous
#1327759
2 months ago
What the hell happened here
Deserter
#1331134
2 months ago
Friendship happened.
Not mo mention insect like impregnation on a goddess and several users of Ponibboru adopting these pony/changeling hybrid offspring.
KVDude13
#1342894
2 months ago
*opens image*
*sees thread*
Anonymous
#1344163
2 months ago
http://purehai.deviantart.com/#/d4y1ojg
mahtaitor
#1429309
1 month ago
now this is funny!