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| Glord #1291241 2 months ago |
inb4hate rage and abuse.
This comment section is going to be so horrid I can tell. |
| Jackarunda #1291249 2 months ago |
Fluffy Pone is seers bisnis. |
| deathproofpony #1291256 2 months ago |
A real fluffy - of course I'd take care of it. |
| FeralSocks018 #1291268 2 months ago |
I would be the best fluffy daddy ever. I'd build a fluffy safe playground just for her and buy her toys and skittles. |
| Tabula_Rojo #1291269 2 months ago |
Well I would certainly keep the poor thing safe for the time being, however IRL I don't have the resources to care for it. No available room to turn into a safe room, no real time to give it the attention it needs.
Furthermore I have both a dog and a cat and I'm pretty sure one of them will kill it, even if it's just from playing roughly. So I'd look in to giving it to a good shelter. |
| Ghosts44 #1291274 2 months ago |
@Tabula
Shit I was going to add something about not being able to. PLAYPEN WORKS!. Dogs have the brain of a 3 year old and you leave them alone, a fluffy would be fine alone. But playpen. |
| Bolan #1291275 2 months ago |
I have pets in real life. I would love the hell out of that fluffy pony and take it home with me. |
| Glord #1291278 2 months ago |
@Tabula
Didn't you read the description? He said the fluffy you get isn't going to die easily. Genetically superior fluffy. |
| Anonymous #1291280 2 months ago |
I'd pick it up, hug it and agree to take care of it. But I'd also kindly inform it of the various deadfalls in my house, lest it take a dive from the balcony or the like. |
| sigh #1291295 2 months ago |
If it doesn't find ways to die easily then it's no fluffy in my book. To the shelter with it! |
| Glord #1291309 2 months ago |
Genetically superior fluffy.
Science can be wonderful. Occasionally. Every few decades. Centuries.... |
| Anonymous #1291315 2 months ago |
I agree with sigh. It's not a fluffy pony. |
| Tabula_Rojo #1291326 2 months ago |
Well my family is having a hard enough time affording food for my dog and cat, I'm sure Fluffy Chow ain't cheap and neither is "Sketties"
And I should mention in addition to a dog and cat I also have my nearly 1 year old nephew in the house. So honestly my household has enough "individuals with the brain of a toddler". So I stand by my statement. HOWEVER were I leaving alone (or at least had no other pets or a baby nephew), and had enough of a disposable income I would gladly keep a Fluffy Pone |
| Glord #1291328 2 months ago |
Fine, let's just start shall we?
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| Anonymous #1291331 2 months ago |
>poof fluffy appears<
I look down read and green earth fluffy. I pick it up. "Who u? Where fwuffy? " "I'm you owner and your my fluffy pony. Your name is christmas. " "I chwismas? U Daddy? YAAAA!" I would then breed the little guy as a side business. paying for his upkeep and safe room. |
| Tabula_Rojo #1291333 2 months ago |
*living not leaving |
| KirbyfanNeox #1291334 2 months ago |
I don't exactly have enough money to take care of a pet of any kind.
That said, maybe I could keep it at my grandparents' house. Of course, this would mean only seeing it like every weekend. |
| Glord #1291335 2 months ago |
Also, if it looks like a fluffy pony, therefore it is.
And if it looks like I'm shoving my boot up your ass, therefore I am. |
| Glord #1291340 2 months ago |
And that's 3 people who failed to read the 3rd paragraph.
How did you manage to pass literature class? |
| Glord #1291342 2 months ago |
Damnit I'm starting the hate and rage.
FUCK |
| Mayclore #1291347 2 months ago |
My cat would think it was a giant mouse and attack it.
I would then have to bury a dead fluffy. |
| Anonymous #1291348 2 months ago |
Meh, that's not a fluffy pony what I would get. |
| Glord #1291355 2 months ago |
@348
Your grammar slipped a little at the end. |
| FeralSocks018 #1291357 2 months ago |
Glord, calm down.
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| Glord #1291364 2 months ago |
I have plenty of reason, I'm fulfilling my own prophecy in the first comment. |
| Bolan #1291366 2 months ago |
I retract my statement. |
| Anonymous #1291367 2 months ago |
>LIVING BREATHING FLUFFY
that's an oxymoron |
| Glord #1291373 2 months ago |
People on this site are asses.
I take all the fluffy ponies they don't want. Jeeves! Start construction of a shelter! |
| Anonymous #1291379 2 months ago |
@367
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| Anonymous #1291393 2 months ago |
I would try to create a real fluffy pony, not a talking rat. |
| Ghosts44 #1291394 2 months ago |
RANDOM PORN TIME
http://members.allelitepass.com/ jsiegel:lebanon clyngh:elliott Because i'm ghost44, a pretty cool guy who doesn't fraid of anything |
| Ghosts44 #1291395 2 months ago |
OBV ONLY IF YO 18 |
| NightJack #1291418 2 months ago |
I would try to get it to not think of me as it's daddy but would take care of it. |
| Anonymous #1291445 2 months ago |
I'd take it home. Unless it's not a virgin. Then I'd leave it to die. No abuse, but I wouldn't spend money taking care of something that sleeps around.
If I'm gonna provide food, shelter, toys, attention and love to a fuck toy, I'd be damned if it took in any dicks other than my own. And a fuck toy is all it would be, as it would be too smart to be a silent companion and still too stupid to perform any kind of meaningful service. Also, no hands, so it can't really be of any help. Unless there were laws against using fluffies as fuck toys. That would eliminate any utility they would have. They'd be nothing more than burdens, perpetually stuck with the mentality of a child and incapable of making themselves worth the trouble. There's no way I'd bring home something that could talk back to me and never contribute in any way whatsoever (not even by doing chores) while I'm forbidden from smacking for fucking it. No way in hell would I do something like that. It's all the frustration of being a parent and none of the joy of having your baby's mama pleasure you in ways only a woman can. Such fluffies would only be for the bleeding hearts, but most of them would get frustrated as well. It's easy to be a moralfag who loves the concept of something that doesn't exist. But when it does, well, that's a whole different story. Suffice it to say, a regular non-speaking dumb-as-a-board animal would be a far better pet than a fluffy you can't have your way with, even if your way is physical or emotional abuse. |
| NightJack #1291454 2 months ago |
@Anon445: How does it not being a virgin mean it sleeps around? |
| The_PSA #1291457 2 months ago |
Give it to someone who wants pets and is capable of taking care of animals.
I can do neither. |
| Anonymous #1291519 2 months ago |
I'd take care of it, of course. Comfort it and give it a good home.
I'm amused by the people who complain that they're a pain in the ass because they're "only" as smart as a human toddler. Excuse me? You can communicate with it directly. Can you do that with any other animal? Is a dog, cat, or goldfish smarter? Nope. While taking care of something that's accident-prone and kinda needy has its challenges I still think it'd be better than anything that actually exists. And it'd be cute as hell. |
| Anonymous #1291528 2 months ago |
I would run away screaming, because a fluffy pony-sheep creature just came the SHIT out of nowhere and started TALKING! |
| Anonymous #1291535 2 months ago |
@454
That line was typed in grim jest, with the unfortunate implication being that even if the fluffy wasn't a slut, it was completely at fault for getting raped and still wouldn't be wanted. Also, implying that fluffies could actually defend themselves from that in the first place. Suck it, political correctness (and NightJack). Virgins are a man's romance. |
| NightJack #1291614 2 months ago |
@Anon535: I don't think you get it, you don't blame a rape victim for being raped(if it's a fluffy or not) and grim jest, no that wasn't it as all, you make the joke them that's it you don't keep going on with it. |
| 441 #1291620 2 months ago |
Kill it.
I'm doing it a favor, not because it's too weak to survive, mind you, but because I KNOW some random murderous bastard is going to murder it in a ridiculous fashion because it's the only way he can get a boner. |
| Dramatic_spoon #1291626 2 months ago |
....eh, toss it in the yard with my dogs. |
| Glord #1291654 2 months ago |
I welcome the new Enhanced Fluffy Pony.
Any future item on the booru talking about Fluffy Ponies that fall under the description in the 3rd paragraph here should get the tag "Enhanced_Fluffy_Pony" or "Fluffy_Pony_Superior" |
| 441 #1291656 2 months ago |
Guys, I just noticed one thing.
Fluffy Ponies are basically pre-g4 ponies. I mean, bland, forcedly cute, and hated by everything. Is this some brony way of coping with the fact that he likes a show for girls? By getting a pony, changing it's appearance a little, and then murdering it over and over? |
| Glord #1291660 2 months ago |
Can't tell if 445 is referring to original type fluffy pony or enhanced fluffy pony. |
| Glord #1291675 2 months ago |
@441
So if you're referring to the regular Fluffy Pony every My Little Pony character before G4 was to dumb to live, died easily, easily found ways to kill itself, talked like a toddler just learning to speak, defecates itself near constantly, and can't remember any negative experience as to avoid repeating it? Damn, past generations of MLP were brutal and sadistic. We sure this stuff was ever meant for little girls? |
| 441 #1291676 2 months ago |
^Who cares? As long as SOMETHING is dying, right? |
| Glord #1291692 2 months ago |
.... |
| Glord #1291695 2 months ago |
Prime example of why humans are going to go extinct. |
| 441 #1291709 2 months ago |
@Glord I meant in PERSONALITY, not in story.
Maybe i'm reading too much into it, it's what I do, Try to play Freud like I know what i'm talking about even tough I'm as smart as a bag of hammers. |
| Glord #1291726 2 months ago |
Also, not ALL of us hate the Fluffies. |
| sigh #1291823 2 months ago |
I, personally, don't hate fluffies, I like the love stories as much as the abuse and the "fluffy dies because it's an idiot."
As long as it's well written. |
| 441 #1292010 2 months ago |
^Is there ANY well written fluffy abuse story?
It's just "Pony dies in horrible ways", The first time you read it, it's shocking and intriguing, but after you get over the shock value, what's left? |
| Anonymous #1292209 2 months ago |
Seeing as this is a totally new species and the only lifefrom other than humans that are sapient and capable of language, I'd probably donate it to a highly respected research university like John Hopkins.
They'd be able to care for it much better than I could. |
| Fluffy_Writer #1293059 2 months ago |
[img] http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/2484/crybabyt.png [/img]
>Glord |
| Fluffy_Writer #1293066 2 months ago |
Haha, oops, let's try that again
>Glord |
| Fanloser #1293156 2 months ago |
I would that that thing to a shelter. |
| Anonymous #1293603 2 months ago |
In which Glord asks what anon would do with something that looks like a fluffy pony, but isn't, then whines when anons don't respond the way he wants them to. |
| I_Like_Your_Mane #1293810 2 months ago |
"As long as it's well written."
That's fine and good. But this is still not MLP related. So take it somewhere else. |
| Anonymous #1293862 2 months ago |
>pick up fluffy, carefully.
>"I can be daddy." >Call brother to help me make house fluffy-capable. |
| Ghosts44 #1294022 2 months ago |
@I_like_your_mane Shut the fuck up already. It comes from the MLP universe. Every shitty OC isn't MLP but you don't report them. Fuck off. |