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| Gittonsxv #1288699 2 months ago |
daww xD |
| JP #1288708 2 months ago |
Awww you're so cute! |
| sigh #1288720 2 months ago |
And, to be perfectly honest here, this is about 5 seconds before some form of physical harm comes to this fluffy. |
| Anonymous #1288760 2 months ago |
So this is what a fluffy pony looks like when it's begging for a shotgun blast to the face. |
| CodenameOne #1288765 2 months ago |
That's what they look like when they try to act intimidating?
That's cute... *Shoves a closed umbrella up its ass and opens it.* |
| Anonymous #1288770 2 months ago |
It's face looks too muscular, but yeah it's about to get beat. |
| Ghosts44 #1288795 2 months ago |
Is that the smarty friend from my story? IT'S....BEAUTIFUL..... |
| sigh #1288817 2 months ago |
It's all the smarty friends, Ghost. |
| Dramatic_spoon #1288862 2 months ago |
It's trying to hard to be scary. |
| Anonymous #1288923 2 months ago |
That is one angry marshmallow. |
| Anonymous #1289026 2 months ago |
making the edit. |
| Anonymous #1289096 2 months ago |
Ha. Puffy fluffy poneh. Nice pic |
| Anonymous #1289389 2 months ago |
This fluffy pony is concentrating really hard in a attempt to poop so hard it flies all the way to the moon. |
| andrewmyles #1289734 2 months ago |
This is great. this is exactly how i imagined a smarty friend |
| Vanner #1289903 2 months ago |
Someone's gonna get "big owies."
Probably this poor schmuck. |
| deathproofpony #1289989 2 months ago |
Ugh. Hate smarties. |
| Anonymous #1292154 2 months ago |
*makes cutey widdle baby talk, humiliating his efforts at being intimidating* |
| Anonymous #1293357 2 months ago |
>Hey little guy.
<pick up smarty friend and hold it like newborn infant...er...foal. He babbles about being tuff and giving you hurties if you don't put him down.> >Ooo iz just da cootiest wittlw babi fwuffi poni >evew! Whews ooo mahmah pony? Oooo needz >ur mahmah miwk to make ooo into big stwong >pony. Ooo too small to be playin' smawty fwiend. >Ooo no have da bawws to be smawty fwiend. <smarty friend keeps making his impotent threats. Have an idea: clean fluff off of smarty freinds no-no place, revealing a micropenis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis), and balls only fractions of a millimeter across. Hold smarty friend up, gentials exposed, for all fluffy to get a good look at> >Take a look, fluffy ponies!! I'm not the monster! >Your smarty friend is! His "special hug stick" is >cursed to be super small because of all the scary, >evil things he has done to us humans! He has >killed us in huge, hurty, not nice smelling, >releases of boo-boo juice!! He needs to NEVER >GET HUGS, PLAYS, SPAGHETTI, SPECIAL >FRIENDS. OR ANYTHING NICE OR GOOD AGAIN! <Smarty friend's now former heard burbling about smarty friend bringing curses and "bad tings" on the heard. A growing chorus can be heard demanding a new leader, one that will "give fwiendwe huggies to hoominz" and "respwect hoominz and give owcheez"> >Now, I'm not going to hurt him. I'll leave that to >all of you fluffy ponies, if that's your choice. Let >me just have a talk with him first. <turn smarty friend around, holding him by the scruff of his neck> >Now listen here, you micro-dicked douchebag. If >you survive the wrath of your former friends, >remember that I spared your life, and that any >pain came from your own leadership. From >yourself. <set the smarty friend down in the center of his former heard, and walk away. Don't look back.> |
| Anonymous #1294091 2 months ago |
This whole "smarty friend" thing continues to be the creepiest trend, since it was invented to try and make it "okay" to abuse these things by making them "unreasonable". Of course they're not actually unreasonable, but that's part of the trolling - acting like it's okay to horribly murder something for being a big pouty baby is meant to seem edgy and internet-tough.
It's like people who think they sound cool for complaining about kids throwing tantrums and about how if any kid tried that around them they'd drop-kick them. |
| Anonymous #1294104 2 months ago |
Hello, anon crusader. It's nice to see you again. |
| Anonymous #1309431 2 months ago |
YOU FUCKING SHIT! Smarty friends deserves to die. |
| Anonymous #1314741 2 months ago |
Poor fluffy ponies the "puff up when angry" thing was just meant to make them look cute when throwing a tantrum and low and behold its the closest thing they have to a natural aggressive response. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1314759 2 months ago |
@Anon741
I like to think God and Evolution teamed up to create the least deadly creature imaginable. And they succeed. |
| Anonymous #1317784 2 months ago |
@#1314759 Naaa look at these things they have japanese pervert written all over them. |
| Anonymous #1320664 2 months ago |
Smarty Friend was full of anger did the stupid herd ponies forget HE was the leader AGAIN! That he was the one that lead them to yummy foodies? That he was the one that made sure they where dry at night? That it was HIS SMARTIENESS that let them fluffy nap enough mares to keep the herd going?
The dumb dumb earth fluffy that didnt have a name because he couldnt remember oen spoke up. "Smawty Fwend dis pwace it smeww wike poopie. " Smarty friend puffed himself up with rage. "I smawty fwend yes?" "umm yeaa " "DEN TUPID PONY DO WHAT SAY OR GET BIG OUCHIES!" The stupid pony fell into line and the herd began walking into the tiny blue portapotty. On its door just above a fluffy sized hole where the words "free sketties!" and a crude drawing of a happy fat fluffy pony. "'Tupid fwuffies listen to smawty fwend we all get sketties!" The herd vanished into a small sea of liquid shit never to be seen again. |