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sigh
#1288384
2 months ago
This one made me LOL for personal reasons.
benger
#1288394
2 months ago
:D
Impious
#1288395
2 months ago
OH, those fucking Jehovah's Witnesses.

I always believed, though, that the reason why dragons don't make Equestria their feeding grounds is because the oldest of them remember what happened to the dragons that tried that the last time. Namely, they were shot with the sun. I mean, not much else is stopping them. She had to have done SOMETHING.
AppleDash
#1288397
2 months ago
My dog bit a Jehovah's Witness and I felt bad about it. At least they don't come to my house anymore.
Yorec
#1288398
2 months ago
Pfft, lol
Yorec
#1288402
2 months ago
Also,

DaxRattler
#1288407
2 months ago
@AppleDash
Yeah I would feel bad for your dog too, that taste doesn't grow on ya:( next time marinate with apple sauce first.
CottonTales
#1288408
2 months ago
was this not uploaded yet that whole tumblr is hilarious
AppleDash
#1288414
2 months ago
Funny story, my grandpa invited some Jehovah's Witnesses in and after hearing their spiel he tried to convert them into becoming Methodists.
sigh
#1288448
2 months ago
Aww c'mon guys, we're not THAT bad.

Also they must have been really new at being Witnesses if your grandpa wanted to convert THEM to Methodism.
DaxRattler
#1288455
2 months ago
@sigh
No your not that bad, when marinated.
sigh
#1288459
2 months ago
What is it with you and sauces. Try eating dry next time!
AppleDash
#1288460
2 months ago
@sigh
I said he tried, I never said he succeeded
DaxRattler
#1288466
2 months ago
@sigh
tried it, wasn't a fan. Will stick to sauces, but if you have any good serving suggestions?
sigh
#1288467
2 months ago
And that's why I said wanted. =P
sigh
#1288471
2 months ago
@Dax
Try Cuban next time you're sick/have allergies. Trust me, that will clear your sinuses right up.
DaxRattler
#1288480
2 months ago
@sigh
as in a cuban after the meal? can't get them in Australia, at least not eaisly:/ But a nice Riesling goes well.
sigh
#1288489
2 months ago
Ah, you're an Aussie? Well if you can't get a Cuban then a New Zealender works just as well.
Germaphobia
#1288559
2 months ago
Damn Jehovah's Witnesses. Walking up to my door in their fancy ass suits, making my dogs bark, and waking me up when I'm sleeping in. I think I could love and tolerate a Celestia's Witness more easily. Though I'd probably scream if I saw a talking horse in a fucking suit at my door.