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| PonyPon #1287752 2 months ago |
that's a low blow, Dash |
| Gundlach #1287753 2 months ago |
Ooo low blow. |
| AppleDash #1287760 2 months ago |
It's not the size that matters |
| Gittonsxv #1287762 2 months ago |
because i have FINGERS, and i will blow your mind with them.... |
| benger #1287768 2 months ago |
what if i get twilight to use her magic? *wink wink nudge nudge* |
| Yorec #1287770 2 months ago |
Its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean. |
| RandomFanguy #1287771 2 months ago |
Good analogy there Yorec. |
| Gittonsxv #1287774 2 months ago |
that and the fact that a male pony can only last like 30 seconds soooooo........ |
| ThisIsDashie #1287796 2 months ago |
(okay meme face) |
| Yorec #1287804 2 months ago |
Thanks Random. |
| Anonymous #1287822 2 months ago |
Haha, it's funny 'cause she's not a lesbian in the picture. |
| Glord #1287827 2 months ago |
@Gitton
Fingers<Wings Also, Oh Snap! |
| PhilSrobeighn #1287828 2 months ago |
Every time I hear a clopper talking about sex with a pony
This is what I think |
| Anonymous #1288174 2 months ago |
Hands, that's why. And aren't you ponies, like, even smaller than the ones over here? If I were to go on my knees, your face will be leveled with my belly button. And besides  you seem to be enjoying yourself here. |
| Anonymous #1288197 2 months ago |
^What the hell man. |
| Anonymous #1288216 2 months ago |
Stallions can only last for thirty seconds, and they're dicks are about half of the length of their legs, and considering how tiny you all are, humans are just as big, and we're wider and last longer. And we have hands, and do more than dogy style. |
| DPV111 #1288317 2 months ago |
The average horse's erect penis is around 12-16" long and 4-6" wide.
The average human's erect penis is around 5-8" long and 1-2" wide. This means that humans penises are on average proportionally around 1/3 the size of horse penises. An average horse is around 3 times the size of an average human. A FiM pony is about a third the size of an average human. This means that, while proportionately smaller, an average human penis is approximately the same size as an average FiM pony's penis. |
| DPV111 #1288347 2 months ago |
@Anon#1288174
Don't you know it bad form to post an image of a higher filter rating than the actual post. You just bumped this post up to explicit, jerkoff. @Anon#1288174 @Anon#1288216 Why are you SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO A CHARACTER IN A COMIC? |
| Anonymous #1288376 2 months ago |
DPV111
#1288317 And stallions don't insert the whole thing, they just need it to be that long for the weird angle. Not to mention that it's the same position every time, and they don't even last longer than a minute, if they even pass 30 seconds, and a human has hands. No wonder HiE stories are so popular. |
| DPV111 #1288535 2 months ago |
@Anon#1288376
1: Stallions can get hilted in mares if they are a bit bigger than the mare. 2: The position and duration are due to horses being prey animals. They need to git er done and be able to disengage and run rather than be vulnerable to predators. 3: The angle is due to the stallion being not dexterous enough to prop themselves up with hooves on the mare's back. FiM ponies are more dexterous. 4: The FiM ponies are also more intelligent and if accepted to be able to mate for pleasure, rather than only breeding, they probably have figured out plenty of fun variety in their sex acts. 5: Also equines suffer a muscle atrophy issue if they are on their backs for any significant length of time. 6: Hands are slightly redundant on a species that has no labia minora and an internal clitoris. 7: HiE stories, clop and otherwise, are mainly popular because they are simple, easy, more immersive, and require little imagination to narrate as the focus is a human rather than a different species. 8: I was not suggesting humans would make better mates for FiM ponies than other FiM ponies. I was just illustrating that the comic was wrong in stating that there was a great difference in penis size between FiM ponies and humans. |
| RandomFanguy #1288551 2 months ago |
^^ Remember this DPV111. This is what you argued about today. |
| DPV111 #1288604 2 months ago |
@RandomFanguy
Argued? I just browse the Q & E posts here for the fun of it. Then I post eccentrically. It's really the most amusing part of ponibooru. |
| MetalGearTWi #1288607 2 months ago |
Facts are opinions |
| DPV111 #1288640 2 months ago |
^ Facts are the opinions of the sane. Opinions are the facts of the internet. |
| Anonymous #1289085 2 months ago |
#1288640
My hat to you, sir or madam. Though I doubt muscle atrophy is an issue; they seem to be fine sleeping on their backs. |
| Anonymous #1291907 2 months ago |
Those eyes |
| Surprise22 #1294266 2 months ago |
@DVP111 you argument is invalidated because the size of an equestrian is debatable due to the lack of a reference. for possible scaling most of us estimate them to be close to the same size as a rl pony but not a full size horse. or equal size as the g1 ponies which then we can use the height and age of the human children in the show as a reference which is still approximately the size of a rl pony. |
| Clop #1338570 2 months ago |
@266 MYou must've missed an episode. |