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Gittonsxv
#1286941
2 months ago
haha we should get all scientists together and genetically create ponys xD i will take 2 Dashs and a pinkie xD
ZePassionateOne
#1286942
2 months ago
Pffffft. If they were able to do that, they would keep her for themselves.
RandomFanguy
#1286945
2 months ago
Science is not to be trifled with. I would suggest a portal to Equestria then genetic mutation.
Anonymous
#1286946
2 months ago
>implying people aren't already
>implying they wouldn't keep it for themselves
Harlequin_Jester
#1286950
2 months ago
You would waste our greatest minds talents on this?
Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous
#1286954
2 months ago
^Followed quickly by "you won!"
Anonymous
#1286958
2 months ago
Here's something I've been kicking around for some time

If a horse was spliced with human D.N.A. what would become of it after death?
they'll be ghosts, but they'll be horses!

I know it's been done the other way around. if your evil enough, the results were hilarious.
benger
#1286959
2 months ago
waist? WAIST! THIS WOULD BE MAN KINDS SINGLE GREATEST ACHEMENT. ALL RESOURCES DEDICATED TO SCIENTIC RESEARCH SHOULD BE REDIRECTED TWORDS THSI GOAL
Yorec
#1286960
2 months ago
TBH I wan't genetically cloned dinosaurs before genetically cloned ponies. Its been my dream for years to own a Mini T-Rex.
Anonymous
#1286961
2 months ago
Personally I would prefer poni robots.
peony
#1286963
2 months ago
Harlequin, how is it a waste?

Think of all the cancer kiddies those sentient purple horses could make happy. Also, think of all the bronies.
benger
#1286964
2 months ago
^wat bout a tyranasaurous rexleastia?
Yorec
#1286968
2 months ago
@benger

So essentially a T-Rex with Celestia's wavy hair?

I can live with that.

As long as I can also get a Rarilociraptor.
Anonymous
#1286969
2 months ago
Robots? what are you, gay?
Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous
#1286972
2 months ago
@Yorec

And you'd be all like:

"Clever daahliing."
benger
#1286973
2 months ago
i would want a teradash
peony
#1286978
2 months ago
Miniature Tricerashy.
FeralSocks018
#1286979
2 months ago
I want Trixie.
Impious
#1286980
2 months ago
I got the formula wrong, so you can have this instead.

benger
#1286982
2 months ago
ahhh crap, i hat those things, they killl u in lkie, i hit
Yorec
#1286984
2 months ago
Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous@1286972 said:
@Yorec

And you'd be all like:

"Clever daahliing."


I love you.
FeralSocks018
#1286988
2 months ago
Cazadores?
FUCK. THAT.
Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous
#1286992
2 months ago
@Yorec

I know.
Impious
#1286993
2 months ago
Actually. Cazadores are like potato chips. You can't have just one.

SO HAVE A DOZEN

HAHAHAHAHA
AppleDash
#1286995
2 months ago
If I wasn't studying to become a physicist my second choice would be synthetic biology. Maybe it isn't too late to change majors...
Anonymous
#1286996
2 months ago
And so the repeated failures form the basis of the Fluffy Pony gene pool.

Good job everyone.
benger
#1286999
2 months ago
^FUCK YOU, I KILL DEM WITH MY
deathproofpony
#1287004
2 months ago
"...and Jesus wept." I believe is the next line.
PhilSrobeighn
#1287015
2 months ago
In my headcanon, this very post is when Fluffy Ponies begin.
Yeoseo
#1287040
2 months ago
Well, scientists did finally get XNA to replicate and evolve on its own...
Glord
#1287044
2 months ago
@Phil So I can blame OP for their suffering?
yay! Time to go murder!

And "pet" is demeaning, OP IS RACIST!
Gundlach
#1287045
2 months ago
I guess if they're able to create chickens with teeth, claws, and long tails, and bioluminescent cats and dogs it shouldn't be that hard to bioengineer a pony with a horn coming out of it's head.
Anonymous
#1287146
2 months ago
I want a glowing cat.
Psychopomf
#1287169
2 months ago
...Shit

I accidentally made Phyrexians instead

You... you might want to run

PhilSrobeighn
#1287274
2 months ago
Phyrexia was so last year, Pomf.

It's angel tiem.
Harlequin_Jester
#1287285
2 months ago
Of course, right when I quit playing magic they release cards my deck would use, damn it all.
Anonymous
#1287613
2 months ago
I wonder what being a Centaur would be like . . .