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Yorec
#1284955
2 months ago
Watch out guys if this fluffy pony gets any angrier he might just try and hit you with those little hooves.
Anonymous
#1284956
2 months ago
seriously; you don't mess with smarty friends!
Anonymous
#1284960
2 months ago
That's how big/tiny fluffy ponies are.
JP
#1284963
2 months ago
Awww, you won't hurt anything.

*hugs fluffy pony*
Giant_Neckbeard
#1284974
2 months ago
Awwwwww!
eleven
#1284982
2 months ago
how long after this do you think Smawtie Fwiend here was picked up and reprimanded? Then he bursts into tears and tries to apologize...
Anonymous
#1284984
2 months ago
The moment you lift the 'smartie friend' up, it will beg for mercy.
Anonymous
#1284986
2 months ago
"Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?" "Take this you little shit!" *crack*

"Stop owies! Pwease, smawty behave, no mo ouchies!"

"Too late you piece of trash!" *kick*

"Owwie, owiee" *neck breaks from kick
iliveunderyourbed
#1284990
2 months ago
penis horn
Yorec
#1284993
2 months ago
Wow, almost 30 minutes without a violent post. That's gotta be a world record or something.
Anonymous
#1284997
2 months ago
Normally I wouldn't care, but I'm pretty sure that's the same one that raped Fluffyshy.
Saint_Braeburn
#1285018
2 months ago
Wow, guys back up. We've got ourselves a tough guy over here.
Anonymous
#1285024
2 months ago
These kinds of 'smartie friends' are the worst.
Anchors
#1285026
2 months ago
I love smarty friends, mostly because they almost always end up in hilarious and lethal shenanigans if they're egotistical pricks.
Anonymous
#1285033
2 months ago
Smawtie Fwends do not surrender as easily as they should. Mostly because they're too stupid to realize how pathetic they are.
Anonymous
#1285059
2 months ago
I like smarty friends because they tend to get their shit wrecked harder than usual.
Anonymous
#1285322
2 months ago
Takes some kind of balls to be aggresive when you're as weak and defenseless as a fluffy.
Anonymous
#1285331
2 months ago
That's because they think their numbers does give them an advantage. Unfortunately, extremely weak balls of fluff who could only hurt you if you were lying naked on sharp stone for half a day and they all jumped up and down again and again don't make for an impressive attack force. In fact, half of them would still die or get gruesomely maimed from breaking their own legs or having their head split open once they fall down from jumping up and down on you.
Shaggy
#1285362
2 months ago
Sorry kid, but you've got to go. I'm sure you were a great smarty though. *fire a silenced .22 into its head* Damn ferals always invading farm land.
cthulhlu
#1285617
2 months ago
HNNNNGG!
Anonymous
#1285816
2 months ago
Someone should really probe the origins of fluffy ponies. Maybe some tribe rebelled against there goddess and got turned into little fluffballs as punishment
Ghosts44
#1286205
2 months ago
HERE COME THE ROLEPLAYERS.

"LOL LOOK HOW CUTE DIS NIGGER IS!"
*SAVES*
Anonymous
#1286409
2 months ago
Naa you need to save the other fluffies FROM this overwieght little asshole. MAybe sell him to some fluffy loving pervert and use the money to adopt the rest.
FeralSocks018
#1286481
2 months ago
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FeralSocks018
#1286490
2 months ago
@816
It's generally agreed that fluffy ponies are the result of extensive genetic experimentation dedicated to producing the most adorable pet possible. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, they are incredibly stupid as a side effect.
Anonymous
#1287144
2 months ago
>grabs smarty friend by the neck<

"oo put smawty fwend down NOW!"

>Takes out lighter burns each hoof then tosses it back on the ground<

"ouchie ouchie ! hoofie huwty no no 'tand no wun hewp smawty! "

>fluffy abuser just walks away<
Anonymous
#1288045
2 months ago
more of a fatty pony then a fluffy one
Anonymous
#1288246
2 months ago
they puff their cheeks up when they get mad. This ones trying to lay down the law . . . and doing about as well as a fluffy pony can ie not very much
benger
#1288251
2 months ago
how do they talk wth puffed cheeks, try it, u cant
Anonymous
#1292293
2 months ago
*laughs at its pathetic attempts to hurt me, demoralizing it*
Anonymous
#1294103
2 months ago
Oh sure, so when one's a loveable ball of hugs you enjoy killing it for fun, but when one tries to defy you then it's a bad pony and you get to RIGHTEOUSLY kill it for fun.
Anonymous
#1294107
2 months ago
congratulations. you just found the secret of fluffy ponies.
Anonymous
#1361372
2 months ago
Watch out, we're dealing with a badass over here, guys.
Anonymous
#1471225
2 weeks ago
The best part about smarty friends is that they generally deserve the ration of shit they get. Abuse fics can be unpleasant, but when the pony has it coming, that changes things. It's less abuse, more justice. It can still be unpleasant, but less so.