
| PhilSrobeighn #1278809 2 months ago |
Are parfin baths really that expensive? |
| Shockblock99 #1278814 2 months ago |
Ma'am, money is not an issue. The question is, can you provide the services requested?
To my boner. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1278822 2 months ago |
Ma'am, if I didn't have a credit card, don't you think I'd walk in here with pants?
That's what I thought. Chop chop now. |
| Anonymous #1278848 2 months ago |
"But you don't even HAVE gills!" |
| Anonymous #1278856 2 months ago |
"I don't even think we can *do* that to Diamond Dogs. You don't have hooves!" |
| ShadTheCrazed #1278869 2 months ago |
Every man's gotta have his happy ending one day, though! :c |
| AppleDash #1278933 2 months ago |
I'd rather stay off the grid with this one. How about I front the cash in advance? |
| Psychopomf #1278949 2 months ago |
I'm just curious...
I mean... its not like I am gonna get a fetish from it Don't worry. As long as I use spoiler tags, no one will know ...Now about that foot massage |
| 441 #1279280 2 months ago |
What? Can't a fellow take a bath in dolphin blood without getting weird looks? |
| Everypony #1279548 2 months ago |
Why don't you massage my penis...with sex |
| Anonymous #1445002 1 month ago |
Ok i lol'd.
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