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| Zancrow #1277492 2 months ago |
Silly, Ms. Sparkle. Every mare in Ponyville is a lesbian. |
| marioandsonic #1277496 2 months ago |
Ah, yes...
Both of my brothers are in relationships, so my parents pester me about this all the time. |
| Don #1277508 2 months ago |
Indeed. All my siblings tell me to get a girlfriend and I just couldn't care less about romantic relationships. |
| Zancrow #1277514 2 months ago |
Well, it's something that just happens. You can't force it. |
| Anonymous #1277515 2 months ago |
Very mom like. |
| PonyRIG #1277527 2 months ago |
i love my freedom too much, marriage kills that freedom. |
| Don #1277549 2 months ago |
On doubtless. A relationship. Maybe, maybe. Marriage OH HELL NAW |
| Don #1277550 2 months ago |
Oh* |
| Gundlach #1277551 2 months ago |
*le sigh* My sister's been the only one out of us two to have been in a relationship. But her and my parents keep telling me that the ladies are looking at me, but I never notice it... |
| PonyRIG #1277558 2 months ago |
yeah don! a relationship is great BUT SCREW MARRIAGE! |
| FuzzyFenrir #1277568 2 months ago |
RIG&Don
You guys DO realize marriage isn't gonna lock you up in an invisible cell, right, right? If you had an actually genuinely good relationship until the marriage, it will pretty much stay the same afterwards. |
| PonyRIG #1277577 2 months ago |
@fuzzy: sorry, i have a lot of bad examples around me and the idea of marriage doesn't fit my lifestyle. |
| Don #1277578 2 months ago |
Well, in my opinion marriage is an outdated relic that doesn't serve a real purpose. I can see a lot of cons but not any real pros in the whole ordeal. |
| Captain_Carnation #1277588 2 months ago |
^ Joint tax filing. |
| Glord #1277597 2 months ago |
We should all revert to the harem style of relationships.
At any rate hilarity would ensue. |
| FuzzyFenrir #1277606 2 months ago |
@Captain
That, also, again, if you do actually have a genuine relationship with someone and don't just get married as soon as you can, there will be minimal changes. Chances are, if you do have a genuine relationship you'll be living together anyway. And as for the "married men are slaves" thing, it's just stupid misconception. When a guy says "Sure, I'll just let my wife know" he doesn't mean he's going to beg for her approval, just, you know, saying that he's going out for a day and as such won't be available to watch over the kids and similar stuff. |
| FuzzyFenrir #1277607 2 months ago |
@Glord
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| Glord #1277623 2 months ago |
What?
It'd work both ways. Men could have harems, woman could have harems. Gays and lesbians could have harems. It have to be consensual, and oh god there are so many ways this would go badly it's hilarious. |
| Anonymous #1277624 2 months ago |
Just marry one of the other princesses. |
| FuzzyFenrir #1277637 2 months ago |
@Glord
Hilarious is not a good thing to plan the future of mankind on. |
| Glord #1277649 2 months ago |
Who gives a shit about mankind? |
| Glord #1277667 2 months ago |
And the future of mankind is nuclear winter. |
| Anonymous #1277670 2 months ago |
@Glord:
Here is a touching story. One day, God got tired of ruling the world, finally retiring up. He decided to hand all of his powers to Glord, who would have control of human destiny. ... The next day all kinds of wars broke out and everyone killed each other. The end. |
| FuzzyFenrir #1277671 2 months ago |
See, an approach like yours is part of the reason so many marriages don't work today.
Ya only really care 'bout yourself. |
| NonAnon #1277673 2 months ago |
Mankind has a future?
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| FuzzyFenrir #1277675 2 months ago |
Also, Glord, I'd much rather have flying cars and jetpacks than nuclear winter, so I think I'd rather take my bright shining future instead of your apathy and atrophy. |
| SlayerBVC #1277687 2 months ago |
You're probably getting grandfoals from one of your kids in MAYBE a year or more, don't push it. |
| Vree #1277717 2 months ago |
"Can you believe it? Your brother, marrying a princess!"
"Yeah! I plan on marrying one one day, too!" |
| Anonymous #1277825 2 months ago |
Between relationship and ponies, i have already made my choice. |
| oxio #1277945 2 months ago |
PonyRIG: I hate my freedom i wanna wife! |
| PonyRIG #1278061 2 months ago |
@oxio: good for you, do whatever make you happy. |
| AzurePony #1278104 2 months ago |
@ Don: Right there with you |
| AzurePony #1278108 2 months ago |
On not caring about romantic relationships, anyway |
| BackgroundPony17 #1278307 2 months ago |
They should do this gag in the episode. Seriously, it would fit right in. |
| Anonymous #1278329 2 months ago |
So funny if this actually happens. |
| FanOfMostEverything #1278336 2 months ago |
"Mom, I saved the world! Twice!"
"Yes, and surely that's drawn a few eyes, hasn't it?" |
| AdamNovagen #1278448 2 months ago |
... And then Twilight was an elephant. The End. |
| Lancer #1278493 2 months ago |
Of all the women in the US, at least a half are looking for a rich guy to pamper them until they divorce him, take the house, the car, and the bank account, and leave him in poverty for the rest of his life. So at least half of the men here are better off staying single. Is it like that in other countries? |
| Anonymous #1279175 2 months ago |
@lancer: sauce please.
also i read "house" as "horse" because i've been on this site too long. |
| Psychopomf #1279185 2 months ago |
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| Stampede #1280274 2 months ago |
I took my girlfriend of one month to thanksgiving because she had nowhere to go, being way far away from home. My father's long winded pre-dinner prayer was for grandbabies, with occasional meaningful glances at the two of us.
Amazingly, still together. |