
| superichigo #1277210 2 months ago |
No.........I will not........and will never.........kill you. And you're not ugly, I think you're cute as can be. |
| JP #1277211 2 months ago |
No no no, you're not ugly fluffy!
*picks up Fluffyshy* *cuddles and pets her until she falls asleep* |
| Glord #1277219 2 months ago |
*insert generic threat to kill anyone who harms fluffy fluttershy*
*insert generic witty response to trolls* I want to hug her so much. |
| Anonymous #1277220 2 months ago |
Fluffyshy is crying.
This makes me think of the great quote: Violence is not the answer. It is the question. The answer is YES! On the other hand, does keeping it alive when it seeks death so badly count as pyschological abuse? |
| Glord #1277224 2 months ago |
And this looks like a pretty crappy copy paste of baby fluttersy's head onto a fluffy boddy with really fucking tiny legs. |
| Glord #1277231 2 months ago |
It wants to die because it has been conditioned by some sick bastard that it is ugly.
The fluffy body, I will admit, is really crappy how it's drawn, but that's not the point. You'd want to die to if your species was created for the sole purpose of being physically abused constantly. But we must convince it that it is not ugly, and deserves to live, all life is precious as long as it doesn't piss me off. |
| Glord #1277234 2 months ago |
And can anyone REALLY kill something that makes the little "squeak" noise?
You'd have to be a really heartless son of a bitch to do that. |
| Anonymous #1277239 2 months ago |
>"I won't kill you"
> "I'll remind everyday how hideous looking you are!" >"Fwuffy onwy want wook cute! Pwease make fwuffy wook cute!" >"Take this!" *slap* "You piece of shit!" >"Owie! Pwease stop ouchies daddy! Wuv daddy." >"No, you're a scum bag! Take this!" >"Stop daddie! No ouchies pwease! Waaah" >Fluffy pony cries to sleep that night |
| Anonymous #1277245 2 months ago |
@1277231
>sick bastard that is ugly Way to "insult" people, are you 10 or something? |
| Glord #1277247 2 months ago |
you left out a key word between "that" and "is"
I'm alliterating. I think that's the word I'm thinking about. |
| Glord #1277255 2 months ago |
@239
I want to make a comment saying "Take this!" and then post an image of some kind of badass attack or something but nothing comes to mind. So just imagine me stabbing you in the neck with a rusty knife. |
| Gittonsxv #1277256 2 months ago |
look at all the hypocrites who would murder fluffys like a soulless bastard but go all dawww-y if you slap fluttershy on it.... |
| Glord #1277264 2 months ago |
And then the asses further proving their soulless bastardyness. |
| Glord #1277267 2 months ago |
adding to @247
And I love it when someone takes something I say and remove one word to make it mean something different and my original comment is just a few lines above it. |
| Anonymous #1277278 2 months ago |
Another reason to hate fluffy abuse: Fluttershy would not approve of it.
And from I've seen of this fandom, things get real ugly, real fast if someone even thinks of making her even the tiniest bit upset. Imagine how she'd react if she found out about fluffy abuse. Now think how the fandom would react to her reaction. ... I can honestly say that I think this world could use a little less fluffy abusers. |
| Anonymous #1277298 2 months ago |
"Daddy no find fwuffyshy cute? Why daddy no wuv fwuffy! Pwease just wuv me! Need hugsies. Pweaaase"
"Nobody loves you, tonight you sleep outside! No dinner too!" |
| Glord #1277299 2 months ago |
@278
How the HELL have I not thought of that??? It's like, an obvious thing to think of, and yet it never crossed my mind! Damn I'm dense. Making Fluttershy the new face of Fluffy Abuse Prevention and Services..... Oh god that name won't work. |
| Glord #1277315 2 months ago |
"After Anon 1277298 leaves fluffyshy out in the cold to starve to death, Glord drops to the ground in ninja attire. Moving quickly towards the shivering fluffyshy he pulls a large canister from behind him. Opening it up he places its contents near fluffyshy.
Fluffyshy begins eating the contents and seems to be happier. Glord rubs fluffyshy in the head and proceeds to make a hand gesture towards a nearby tree. A sound like a gun firing is heard and a window in the house shatters as a sniper round pierces Anon 1277298's skull and it collapses to the floor. Glord quickly bows at fluffyshy and vanishes into the night." Almost couldn't stop laughing long enough to type all that. This shitty fluffy story writing crap is easy! |
| Glord #1277317 2 months ago |
And now come the troll/idiot responses. |
| Shaggy #1277343 2 months ago |
@Glord Penis penis penis |
| Glord #1277347 2 months ago |
@Shaggy
I'll admit, that made me laugh more than it should have. Wasn't expecting an idiotic troll comment. |
| Shaggy #1277349 2 months ago |
Due to my head cannon for fluffy ponies I wouldn't hesitate in killing Fluffyshy in a quick and painless manner, but the real Fluttershy deserves only love. |
| Glord #1277353 2 months ago |
Then it looks like we have ourselves an equestrian standoff.
I summon Gilgamesh. |
| PonyRIG #1277368 2 months ago |
^ there are several Gilgameshs, which one you are using? |
| Glord #1277375 2 months ago |
Final Fantasy V Gilgamesh.
With the skills and abilities he has had in all of his dimension hopping appearances. *Final Fantasy 13-2 Battle on the Big Bridge begins playing* |
| Glord #1277387 2 months ago |
Actually, play the Black Mages version, been listening to the 13-2 version for the last 2 hours non stop and it's starting to get repetitive. |
| Anonymous #1277400 2 months ago |
Good God, it's like watching two retards chating. |
| Glord #1277405 2 months ago |
Where!
*looks around* |
| PhilSrobeighn #1277412 2 months ago |
She's so cute! ^w^ |
| Anonymous #1277422 2 months ago |
@1277412
Too bad she's unloved and wants to die. Nothing you can do about it. |
| The_Mungoman #1277435 2 months ago |
It's Fluffershy.
FRIGGIN' FLUFFERSHY. *hugs air, imagining fluffy pony in arms* |
| Glord #1277438 2 months ago |
Plenty can be done.
Like, oh I don't know, LOVING HER?? It's like anonymous can't grasp obvious things. No wonder every one calls anons idiots. |
| Anonymous #1277442 2 months ago |
@1277412
The picture is set. She's ultimately unloved and miserable in that universe. Nothing you can do about it. |
| Glord #1277451 2 months ago |
@442
pfft! Anon and his belief in set universes. |
| Glord #1277456 2 months ago |
I equip my sword of RetCon.
Now, if you all will excuse me, I have universes to rewrite and food to eat, because I have not had a thing to eat all day. Later. |
| Anonymous #1277458 2 months ago |
I summon this
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| Jackarunda #1277473 2 months ago |
@anon458
defaaquizisshit |
| Shaggy #1277481 2 months ago |
I can imagine it popping up saying,"Let me touch your skin!" |
| Anonymous #1277506 2 months ago |
^^Aw shit son isn't that the penis monster from Tromeo and Juliet? |
| Anonymous #1277704 2 months ago |
I do wish someone would try drawing a decent Fluffyshy, this edit shall not suffice |
| Rostam #1277901 2 months ago |
Am i the only one who doesn't like this "kill fwuffy powny" thing or "fluffy abuse" |
| KirbyfanNeox #1277933 2 months ago |
^nope.avi |
| Anonymous #1278207 2 months ago |
The only way she could end up like this is if she was repeatedly raped by a feral herd as the smarty friend made them keep saying that she deserved it because she's ugly.
Of course, if that was the case, then I would hit them like the fist of an angry god. |
| Anonymous #1279587 2 months ago |
I would force a herd of feral fluffy ponies to gangrape her nonstop. For every second they aren't raping all her orifices, one of their foals would be gruesomely tortured to death. |
| D-BO #1279938 2 months ago |
@Gittonsxv
Where the hell do you see that, moron? |
| Dramatic_spoon #1280223 2 months ago |
I'm still trying to figure out how it's neck can support a head that's about half the size of it's body. |
| Anonymous #1284253 2 months ago |
Fluffy shy is prettiest fluffy!
<holds up adoption forms> And you're coming home with me. :) |
| Anonymous #1287766 2 months ago |
To Fluffyshy: You're not ugly! Whoever told you that rubbish? |
| Anonymous #1288118 2 months ago |
Why, the creator of this shitty Fluffyshy of course, lonely anon-crusader. |
| Anonymous #1288263 2 months ago |
^
Its sad that Bronyboy's stuff seems to be so popular, seeing as all he does is trace |
| Anonymous #1291586 2 months ago |
He learned from the master. And I am glad to see my pupil become greater than me. |
| Anonymous #1301689 2 months ago |
>bronyboy
>learn AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA |
| jman12351 #1362856 2 months ago |
Bronyboy is a lonely wanker who will never find love in any form or fashion. |
| Anonymous #1417816 1 month ago |
> Your pink maned, yellow fluffy wobbles into the room.
> "fwuffyshy am uqwiest fwuffy. No wanna wive anymo." > She sobs, then makes a pitiful squeak. > "...pwease kiww fwuffyshy." > Another of her squeaks. > Shitwhatthehell.jpg. > You don't know what has gotten into her. > Would you kill a fluffy? > Not just any fluffy, not a smart friend, gods you cannot stand them, nor a feral, nor a loud, selfish fluffy. > It's fuckin' fluffyshy. > You think, but her squeaks lure you back to reality. > You know what to do. > You pick her up - she squeaks pitifully, wings flapping. > Cutest shit ever. > She doesn't shit, though. > Blessing in it's self. > You turn her around, her face level with yours. > Her face is tear clogged. > You wipe some of it away. > "Now, Fluffyshy, why do you want me to kill you?" > "What made you say that in the first place?" > While Fluffies are god damn stupid, they can still talk, convey pain. > While most see this as a god given gift, especially abusers, you see it as a way to find out the deeper things behind their thinking. > All they need is a push. > In the same day, of course. > Once they go to sleep, few, if any, remember enough to get it out when they wake up, unless it's a daily problem, and even then it changes. > Fluffyshy looks at you, mane covering one eye. > "Daddeh no luv me no mo." > "No un luv me no mo." > hmmmm.mp3. > You make sure not to yell, or scare her. > "Fluffyshy... I love you. > I took you out from the cage full of dead bodies when I heard you. > You're unique. I can never lift myself to hurt you." > She looks at you. > It looks like you convinced her. > Victorymuthafucker.png > "Kiww fluffyshy" > Fuckmerunning.gif > "Why? Say all the reasons why I should kill you?" > She jumps off your hands, gliding down. > At least she hasn't considered suicide. > Now that you think about it, what if this is a game? > Fluffies don't normally even know about death, even if it's right in their faces. > Depending, of course, on the type of death. > Big brother squashed by mom, sleeping? Thinks the fucker is sleeping and won't wake up. > Friend gets torn apart? A bit more evident. > You decide to be a bit cautious and skeptical. > Meanwhile Fluffyshy is looking at you. > Shit, had thinking face on. > She knows it, and respectfully? waits. > You look at her. > She begins. > "Daddeh no luv me no mo... Otha fwuffies no luv me no mo...Ahways huwt!" > Shit. > "I no wanna wive no mo." > You don't know what to do. > A crisis is on hand. > Her reasons, for a fluffy, are extreme. > But for you, pitiful. > And besides, who would do it? > Her? > You? > If she really wants to die... > "Fluffyshy." > She stops walking around in a circle on the carpeted floor in the living room, looks up from the base of the couch you're sitting on. > You lean down and look at her in her crying face. > "I love you...I can't kill you." > She plops down. > Her eyes close. > Damn little shit, you think. > You've never been this angry at her. > Ever. > "Look," You say in your no-no voice. > Said voice is stern and commanding. > She looks, sniffing. > "When people have tough decisions, they sleep on it." > This has two benefits. She'll sleep and probably, hopefully, forget about it. > Or she'll have a nightmare. > Or her willpower - shit happens - will kill herself just because she wants you. > "This is a big thing, for you and me." > Sleep on it." > You leave the room. > You hear Fluffyshy cry. > You go to your computer. > This dilemma must had had happened before. > Sure enough, you find it. > Fluffy with terminal cancer. > Owner built a damn catapult and made her fly. > She was a pegasus, fitting. > Instant? death on landing. > You think on it. > Basically, kill them while having fun. > Well, doing something fun and near impossible for a fluffy. > Fluffyshy is, well, shy. > She survived a lot of shit, though. > You think. > You get it. > You fall asleep. > You wake up to Fluffyshy's hooves banging on your door. > And her cries. > NEIGHbors might get the FPPA on your ass. > Which wouldn't be worrying, but the random abuser - or non abuser, if too close to one of their centers, gets a surprise visit. > Fuckers can't do anything, but still. > You go to the door and open it. > Fluffyshy is on the floor, looking up at you. > "Wan die." > Fuckmerunning.gif > You look down at her. > Thinking face. > She sighs and waits. > You weigh this. > You know how you can kill her. > Do you want to? > No. > Does she want to die? > Yes. > And these fuckers die easily. > Beside that, she's not going to fall over dead soon. > You sigh. > Said sigh startles her. > Shy, cute thing. > She had to die one day. > "Fluffyshy?" > She looks at your eyes with her own, big, cute, teary eyes. > Heartbroken, you sputter it. > "If you want to die, then not much I can do about it. > I will make you know that death is bad. You will never feel anything again." > Like she even knows what your saying. > Simplify that shit. > "No more loves, hugs, nummies, or spaghettis, no more play, sun, or flying." > She takes a deep breath. > "Dun cawe awout luv! > Or huggies! > Or Nummies! > Or sketties! > Or playies! > Or fwying! > Or big white light!" > Each of those breaks your heart. > And something within. > Your heart for her is gone. > She has driven you to a point. > She is, now, a fucking special friend in all but name. > And bossing, but you put that aside. > Rage fills you. > You grab her by the scruff of her neck. Hard. > "I DON'T LOVE YOU?" > She's pissing and shitting, scared shitless. > If only these things ever stopped shitting when scared. > "YOU DON'T LOVE ME!" > She manages a confused face, amid the torrent of shit, piss, and now hiccups. > "I ALWAYS LOVED YOU." > Now she's crying even more. > "BUT FINE. YOU DON'T LOVE ME?" > You squeeze hard, put your arm back, and throw her against the main door across the living room. > She arcs. > Her little wings flapping as hard as they can. > This moment seems like forever. > You will never forget her cries. > "Daddeh...luvs meh?" > Shit glides to the door. > Both types. > With a sickening crunch, she hits the door, mewing and dying. > You run over. > MotherofgodwhathaveIdone.png > You fall on all floors, over her. > She looks at you. > "Daddeh...luved...meh..." > She's bleeding everywhere. > "I...no...wan...die...." > You're speechless. > You forgot, fluffies hate pain. > A little switch would had stopped her suicide rant right quick. > What a fool you were. > "Daddeh...?" > "Yes, 'shy?" > "I luv yew..." > She dies in a pile of tears, blood, broken bones, shit, piss, and bile. > But not a broken heart. > You stay there for a bit. > You gave her her wish. > She didn't want it in the end. > You feel angry. > At yourself, her, your actions. > You also feel sad. > But not heartbroken. > Stupid, even. The solution was simple. > But now your shy, fun loving fluffy is dead. > You will never forget her. > And you make pains to never do. > You hope, that, if there's a life after this, she's there, and you will meet her. > You bring out her favorite blanky and sleeping bowl. > You wrap her broken, small body in the blanket, put in the bowl. > You put her favorite toys in the bowl. > Some spaghetti, too. > Shit is a mess. > But it is enough. > You go to your lawn. > You take out your tools. > You make a small hole, enough for the bowl. > Fuck that. > You take pains to make a damn tomb. > You put her in there. > People are watching. > Some are moved, others not so. > You don't give a damn. > You place her in it. > Along with everything else. > You cover the tomb - perfect square stone cistern in the ground. > You make it to a friend who sculpts headstones. > And Fluffyshy has the best best damn tomb ever. |
| Danuis #1418238 1 month ago |
Fuck, second to last should be : > And pressure that fucker to make a damn good one. |