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| deathproofpony #1271689 2 months ago |
Sorry - this came out way longer than I expected it to. |
| AppleDash #1271695 2 months ago |
Sorry, not that I don't like Fluffy abuse, this is just too long for me to read in my tired condition
So TL,DR |
| Anonymous #1271739 2 months ago |
Are Shadow and Martiny unicorns or pegasi? Aside from that, good story. |
| deathproofpony #1271759 2 months ago |
They're both unicorns.
previous martini stories: 1 - 166712 2 - 166830 3 - 166923 4 - 167261 |
| Anonymous #1271774 2 months ago |
Ah okay. It's just that Martini suddenly says that the sister-fucking fluffy pony is a pegasus like himself and Shadow, even although before he identified himself as a unicorn. |
| Bazer #1271791 2 months ago |
Wow dont know what to say, some of it really sucked, some was really sad, some was hilarious and some was heartwarming. We aren't ment to feel so many different feelings at once. Best part is the Flirty Pony rofl... |
| deathproofpony #1271803 2 months ago |
@774 - gah. I fucked up. Yeah, the sister-fucker should have been a unicorn.
@Bazer I dunno, I kind of like feeling a variety of emotions when reading a story. Maybe it's just me. :) |
| Anonymous #1271809 2 months ago |
Data obtained:
apparently, Martini is an idiot even by fluffy standards. Oh, and his Big Man "owner" is a jerk. Report over. |
| deathproofpony #1271817 2 months ago |
^^^
Thanks, Captain Obvious. In related news, water is wet. |
| Anonymous #1271821 2 months ago |
^wah?! nuuu! wawa bad fo fwuffies! fwuffy no wike wawa! fwuffy no wwww.... *drowns* |
| LordBristle #1271910 2 months ago |
>BIG MAN
Lol. |
| Shaggy #1271918 2 months ago |
In fluffy mills if it's missing its dick or resists, it dies. Rough life for fluffies, but it's just business. |
| Ginger_Fig #1271950 2 months ago |
Seems to me BIG MAN is conducting his breeding program in accordance with all FPPA standards. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1272010 2 months ago |
And here when I heard Boromir and Faramir I was hoping it was going to be Lord of the Rings. Guess I'm the only person fucked up enough to take a gianormous epic and insert fluffies.
Be that as it may, this did not disappoint. Really good fluffy POV story. |
| deathproofpony #1272787 2 months ago |
I was thinking about some sort of fluffy epic, either LOTR or Star Wars, but I haven't been able to make it work. Not yet, anyway. |
| FeralSocks018 #1273046 2 months ago |
@809
Martini seems to be about average for fluffy intelligence. Some people, like Neckbeard, portray them as more intelligent, but this is closer to the usual. |
| deathproofpony #1274090 2 months ago |
I like to think of Martini as being reasonably bright, but also naive. (as most fluffies probably are)
But some of his perceived intelligence is more empathy than anything else. |
| Anonymous #1274131 2 months ago |
The big man hass the rock |