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| Anonymous #1262694 3 months ago |
>AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED |
| CogWeaver #1262697 3 months ago |
>Get in car crash.
>Everyone dies. >You are now Twilight Sparkle. >This is no longer a fluffy pone story as those are retarded. >Wake up |
| Anonymous #1262700 3 months ago |
>GTFO my ponibooru.
>GTFO my internets. >Kill your parents. >Understand that you are retarded. >Kill yourself. |
| Anonymous #1262701 3 months ago |
>Eat breakfast
>Kick your lazy dragon out of bed |
| lordanubis #1262706 3 months ago |
>Have an average day in Ponyville
>Go to bed >Suddenly find yourself back in the fluffy story >The fluffy story must be completed >Fuck |
| Ghosts44 #1262707 3 months ago |
>realize I didn't tag this with the Fluffy_Pony tag
>Change it to fluffy _pony >See anons posting using less the 5 lines. >I failed >Become a nigger |
| Amethyst #1262737 3 months ago |
>Get in car.
>Go to store and get grape drank. >Go to KFC to get fried chicken. >Return home to watch B-Ball. >Drink a 40 |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1262739 3 months ago |
>On the trip home, Foals start crying.
>Look over your shoulder. >One has pooped. >They're crying they're 'sowwie' and 'no owies' >Mare has a look of utter horror on her face. >"No hurt babies! Pwease no owies! Sockies be good, Sockies be good to New Daddy!" >Presents her fluffy vag to you. >Wat-Face. >OhGod.jpg >Tell Fluffies it's okay, you're not going to hurt them. >Tell 'Socks' she doesn't have to do that. >Foals are still crying, but at least you tried. >Get home, gather up Foals and put them on your front lawn. >Open front passenger door and let Socks out. She immediately runs over to the Foals and begins rolling them on the grass. >Wat-Face. >Oh, she's trying to get them clean. >Grab paper towels from garage, pick up the poop and put it in the garden, scrub the stain as best you can. >Foals are nursing from Socks as she grazes on your front lawn. >Warm Fuzzies. >They don't seem to be going anywhere, open front door and go inside. >Bruce, your long-haired Golden Retriever, comes rushing out. >Bruce sees the Fluffies. >Fluffies see Bruce. >Watch with some trepidation. >"Wah, Big Fluffy!" Socks cries. >Bruce's tail is wagging furiously. >Everything went better than expected. >Introduce Fluffies to House. >Socks doesn't understand Pooping Box. >Retrieve Poop from garden and put it in the box. Tell her that is where EVERY POOP GOES. >Poops outside the box. >Smack her on the nose, toss Poop into the box, tell her she must poop in box. >She's sad. >Socks get watermelon for dinner. >Oh God, juice all over her face. >Go to bed, last image of the animals is Bruce curled up around Socks, and Socks curled up around her Foals. >You're not so lonely anymore. >Wake up to find Bruce has figured out Socks is a female. >Socks is telling Bruce he is Best Fluffy. >Hope Socks is more resilient than that Cat you adopted last week.... |
| CogWeaver #1262745 3 months ago |
>Realize this story is going both nowhere and everywhere at the same time, jumping back and forth between events
>Commit suicide >Walk up to God >Demand a refund for this crap reality >Leave >The end. >Piss on the sign saying the story can never end >THE >FRIKIN >END. |
| Amethyst #1262753 3 months ago |
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| Dramatic_spoon #1262782 3 months ago |
>Go home
> put them in the house. > Realize you forgot something in the car. >Go back out and get it. > Explosion. > Chunks of Fluffy pony rains down on you. >Third time this week. |
| Ghosts44 #1262801 3 months ago |
>buy another set of fluffies and lock them in a room
>Dont feed them for a week >tell them they need to kill the other one >watch in awe as they beat the shit out of each other >Fap to that and a picture if saint_braeburn |
| Anonymous #1262873 3 months ago |
Why is the shelter abused? |
| Appleloosa #1263163 3 months ago |
Our fandom is so small that you can just look at the username before reading his/her comment to know what the comment is about. It's pretty much like being a denizen of a small town.
Well, if it's an anon, it's a dice roll. |
| KirbyfanNeox #1263223 3 months ago |
>and then a skeleton pops out
>it phases through your body >you were a ghost the whole time Written by M. Night Shyamalan |
| Anonymous #1263354 3 months ago |
@873
Nobody likes fluffies. The shelter not only a bad investment, but it would likely be the target of vandalism. But that's what it gets for being a fluffy luvfag. Should've set them all free and let nature run its course. |
| Anonymous #1264422 3 months ago |
>Turn in to living thing
>Go to bed >Strange feeling on your cock >Getting fucked up spike >Everything went better then expected |
| Ghosts44 #1264437 3 months ago |
>Spike is acutel doln
>Dolaen loks at u n sehs "preper ur anus" >Prepare your anus >Dolan is raping the fuck out of you >Dolan is actual gooby |