
| ProfessorOfHoers #1260711 3 months ago |
NMM was at least attractive. |
| LordBristle #1260712 3 months ago |
Thought about John Madden at first. |
| NonAnon #1260740 3 months ago |
NMM won't abandon you on your deathbed.
She will likely have put you there and stand next to you, gloating until you die. But at least she'll be there. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1260762 3 months ago |
Yeah, plus NMM contained within her the beautiful yet troubled Princess Luna.
Inside of Newt Gingrich is a tiny imp named captain boopledoop who feeds off the suffering of the poor and sick. |
| D_Pony #1260922 3 months ago |
MAYOR MARE |
| DoctorDreidal #1260998 3 months ago |
One is an evil maniac with a god-complex and plans for world domination stretching back hundreds and hundreds of years born of bitterness, loneliness and hate.
And the other is Nightmare Moon |
| PhilSrobeighn #1261234 3 months ago |
I am a Republican
and even I don't mind this well-deserved bashing of Newt |
| Anonymous #1262086 3 months ago |
OP here, and I was just going for a pun. Do we have to pick on the poor guy? Love and tolerate. |
| Alahmnat #1262681 3 months ago |
DoctorDreidal, I really wish I could fave comments... |
| DoctorDreidal #1262689 3 months ago |
Thank you, Alahmnat. That's always nice to hear. |
| Kawa #1263209 3 months ago |
Seconding Alahmnat's opinion. |
| Calbeck #1268873 3 months ago |
The ONLY reason I would vote Gingrich is to get our space program off its ass and onto the moon (we're about two decades behind schedule). |
| Anonymous #1271072 2 months ago |
We've been to the moon already. The reason we ended the shuttle program was so we could move forward to landing a man on an asteroid or even Mars. |