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Anonymous
#1260014
3 months ago
>turn on sprinkler to kennel
>fluffy revolution drowns
Rodman
#1260015
3 months ago
Fluffy Lenin up in this kennel
JP
#1260016
3 months ago
Your own assassin pony herd.
Ginger_Fig
#1260033
3 months ago
>fluffy pony revolution, now what?

KILL
KILL
KILL
Even Bruno approves of making examples when fluffy ponies revolt.
Anonymous
#1260041
3 months ago
>turn on sprinkler to kennel
>fluffies start screaming, running around in a panic
>"only wain!" the "smawty fwiend" yells. "hold nosies not dwown!"
>make a mental note to euthanize that "smawty fwiend" immediately
>fluffies don't drown for a change
>shit
>your eyes catch sight of the tool cabinet
>open it up to find "fluffy memory reset unit," a high powered tazer wand
>these things are kind of mean, and you don't like using them
>all fluffies should have the chance to be rehabbed, but this is kind of an emergency
> fluffies still haven't drowned, but the floor is soaked
>water starts to leak underneath door
>set off tazer in puddle
>fluffy cannibals vibrate and fall to the ground
>open door to fluffies in flux
>"smawty fwiend" points a hoof at you, says "I wiww not be bwoken!"
>crack "smawty fwiend" upside the head with the tazer
>the hell you won't, you rebellious turd
>turn off sprinklers, gather up fluffies so they don't drown
>thenextday.jpg
>kennel full of happy "pwaying" fluffies
>no fluffies have been eaten
>everything went better than expected
Anonymous
#1260042
3 months ago
Really, just get the hose out and spray the room down.
NightJack
#1260047
3 months ago
^ Make it the high pressure fire hose.
Anonymous
#1260055
3 months ago
Do you REALLY wanna have to mop that all up later, through?
The_Mungoman
#1260076
3 months ago
Nothing a Uzi and a .44 cal Magnum can't handle.
Anonymous
#1260095
3 months ago
1. Move the good fluffies outside to a holding pen. 2. Light the bad fluffies on fire.
3. Turn on the sprinklers and let them all drown.
4. Problem solved, like a boss.
Arne
#1260096
3 months ago
^ Waste of good ammo. All you need is a good pair of stomping boots.
deathproofpony
#1260167
3 months ago
You take out the smarty and the others will bow to your will.
PhilSrobeighn
#1260417
3 months ago
Just don't feed them.

As cannibals, they'll take care of their own problem.
Saint_Braeburn
#1262653
3 months ago
So are you going to write a continuation to this story or are you leaving it up to the reader?