
| Anonymous #1260014 3 months ago |
>turn on sprinkler to kennel
>fluffy revolution drowns |
| Rodman #1260015 3 months ago |
Fluffy Lenin up in this kennel |
| JP #1260016 3 months ago |
Your own assassin pony herd. |
| Ginger_Fig #1260033 3 months ago |
>fluffy pony revolution, now what?
KILL KILL KILL Even Bruno approves of making examples when fluffy ponies revolt. |
| Anonymous #1260041 3 months ago |
>turn on sprinkler to kennel
>fluffies start screaming, running around in a panic >"only wain!" the "smawty fwiend" yells. "hold nosies not dwown!" >make a mental note to euthanize that "smawty fwiend" immediately >fluffies don't drown for a change >shit >your eyes catch sight of the tool cabinet >open it up to find "fluffy memory reset unit," a high powered tazer wand >these things are kind of mean, and you don't like using them >all fluffies should have the chance to be rehabbed, but this is kind of an emergency > fluffies still haven't drowned, but the floor is soaked >water starts to leak underneath door >set off tazer in puddle >fluffy cannibals vibrate and fall to the ground >open door to fluffies in flux >"smawty fwiend" points a hoof at you, says "I wiww not be bwoken!" >crack "smawty fwiend" upside the head with the tazer >the hell you won't, you rebellious turd >turn off sprinklers, gather up fluffies so they don't drown >thenextday.jpg >kennel full of happy "pwaying" fluffies >no fluffies have been eaten >everything went better than expected |
| Anonymous #1260042 3 months ago |
Really, just get the hose out and spray the room down. |
| NightJack #1260047 3 months ago |
^ Make it the high pressure fire hose. |
| Anonymous #1260055 3 months ago |
Do you REALLY wanna have to mop that all up later, through? |
| The_Mungoman #1260076 3 months ago |
Nothing a Uzi and a .44 cal Magnum can't handle. |
| Anonymous #1260095 3 months ago |
1. Move the good fluffies outside to a holding pen. 2. Light the bad fluffies on fire.
3. Turn on the sprinklers and let them all drown. 4. Problem solved, like a boss. |
| Arne #1260096 3 months ago |
^ Waste of good ammo. All you need is a good pair of stomping boots. |
| deathproofpony #1260167 3 months ago |
You take out the smarty and the others will bow to your will. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1260417 3 months ago |
Just don't feed them.
As cannibals, they'll take care of their own problem. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1262653 3 months ago |
So are you going to write a continuation to this story or are you leaving it up to the reader? |