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| Giant_Neckbeard #1259569 3 months ago |
Long Post is Long.
Also Tags: curse_these_ponies_they_drive_me_to_drink fluffy_pony Fluffy_pony_birth fluffy_text foals Owner_is_destined_to_suffer |
| Gittonsxv #1259579 3 months ago |
love it, xD |
| Anonymous #1259589 3 months ago |
@Giant_Neckbeard
Exceptional work. Sure, it's greentext-style, but it has all the fundamentals of standard fiction: feeling, plot (not THAT plot), amusing situation, the works. Keep it up, sir. |
| The_Mungoman #1259592 3 months ago |
The owner's like a competent nurse in this.
In my headcanon the fluffies mature more quickly, but, hey, whatever rows your boat. |
| Anonymous #1259602 3 months ago |
...
Still seems a bit too smart for vermin. |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1259605 3 months ago |
When the Stray Cat I adopted gave birth, I litterally did the above, because she was so weak she couldn't make herself reach down and clean the kittens as they came out.
Step one, lift kitten off of blanket, take up to head of the mother cat. Step two, leave kitten for mother cat to clean. Step three, wait for mother cat to finish cleaning and imprinting, place kitten on teat. Repeat as many times as she has kittens. From 11:00 at night till 2 IN THE BLOODY MORNING. And I still have most of those damn cats.... |
| Anonymous #1259612 3 months ago |
@9602 Again with the vermin? Listen, maybe the fluffies are rat-stuff in YOUR headcanon, but in his apparently they're basically tiny equine pugs (only slightly dumber); so, chut. |
| Anonymous #1259618 3 months ago |
Why would you help a stray cat?
Your strange. |
| Anonymous #1259623 3 months ago |
612:
The stories that started them, showed them as vermin. And been tiny horses doesn't change that, they act like vermin, thus they are vermin. |
| Rodman #1259625 3 months ago |
^... because it was pregnant and obviously looked like it needed help?
Then again, empathy is rare these days. |
| Rodman #1259629 3 months ago |
^That was to Anon 618 |
| Anonymous #1259631 3 months ago |
Rodman.
A waste of time and resources. If the cat was able to live as a stray before, it can do it again. |
| Anonymous #1259636 3 months ago |
...This is useless.
From abuse, we learn how they are strutured and how they respond to certain things. This teaches nothing. |
| Anonymous #1259638 3 months ago |
@618
It's something named compassion. Perhaps you should try it. |
| JP #1259643 3 months ago |
Y U CONTINUE TO STRAIN MY HEART?! |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1259645 3 months ago |
Just quickly, got a load of PMs, will be bouncing between this and my fluffies_abusing_flufies Noir story set in the 'Metropolis'.
This, because I enjoy writing humours things. The other, because I find it interesting to write a life-or-death story once in a while. |
| Anonymous #1259647 3 months ago |
@623
Ever heard of pet rats? technically, they're vermin, but actually they're docile, affectionate and friendly. So, once more, chut. |
| Anonymous #1259649 3 months ago |
@Giant_Neckbeard
Are "flufies" midget fluffies, so tiny that they even lost a letter? :) |
| Anonymous #1259652 3 months ago |
647.
Chut isn't a real word. You seem to have been around the vermin for too long. And for the pets things, still vermin. When I first called them vermin, I didn't mean it in a bad way, I was just saying that them seem a bit too clever in this. So once more, Vermin. |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1259653 3 months ago |
*Humorous.
Nnnnnnnnnnnngh typos. From abuse, we learn how sick people's sense of humor is. I've been at a building where somebody was going to jump, the police are trying to get them down, and there's a small group of young women chanting "JUMP JUMP JUMP!" Their excuse? They were bored. There's a difference between Abuse_Stories and Stories involving tragedy. Abuse_Stories are simple gore-fics posted on the internet because people think it makes them look hard-edged and tough. Tragedy Stories are people writing stories about how pain and suffering cuts deeply, and how cruelly we can hurt the innocents around us. Or at least, that is how I see it. YMMV. |
| Anonymous #1259668 3 months ago |
Raw abuse aren't good.
I meant the ones where they are tested or experimented on, the ones where we learn more about the fluffies, we don't get that from here. And most of the really bad abuse is gone. I been reading the fluffy stories, from the start. And they have got better and we have learnt alot from them, but not this, this is just fanservice for people who think that they are cute. |
| Anonymous #1259736 3 months ago |
Never stop writing. |
| Anonymous #1259805 3 months ago |
Keep up the green background. Easier to tell which ones are yours. |
| Anonymous #1259998 3 months ago |
Pointless fluffy love hugbox fanservice is pointless. Tastes like the diabetus. Needs more plot, drama, raep and abuse.
This...this is just "cute porn" in greentext form. It's not funny. It's not thoughtful. It doesn't set a new trend or rail against fluffy canon. It's just a cute story for the sake of cuteness without any actual meaning behind it. It's not a thick ideological steak I can sink my brain teeth into. I keep hoping it gets better, but...it actually got worse. There's not even a single humping in this one, even though that's pretty much the only thing significant about this series of stories. Now there's not even any of that anymore. I am disappoint. Please, at least give the fillyfoolers back their vegetable dildo. |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1260177 3 months ago |
If you're looking for any deep thought or angst in this series, you're looking in the wrong place.
It's purely a series about the daily shenanigans of a Neckbeard and his Fluffies. There's little, if any abuse and for the most part, most of that falls on the Owner's head. What you are probably looking for can be found under grimdark_furries, in which a Herd is trying to live amongst the alleyways and sewers of a sprawling city, trying to stay alive against Rival Herds, cruel Humans and feral and domesticated animals. |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1260186 3 months ago |
*grimdark_fluffies
Curse you, auto-correct! |
| lordanubis #1261101 3 months ago |
Man, the only thing that suffers in Neckbeard's stories is the protagonist. Poor dude can't catch a break anywhere.
This story had so much diabeetus that I think my next 3 generations of offspring will be incapable of producing insulin. |
| Bronyboy #1261782 3 months ago |
Daw, baby fluffies! |