
| Home_Run_Fluffies #1259029 3 months ago |
This one was ok. Shows off fluffy pony intelligence fairly well. |
| Anonymous #1259063 3 months ago |
You mean, their lack of it despite their ability to speak... |
| The_Mungoman #1259069 3 months ago |
^That's actually rather confusing. If they are dumber than bricks, why are they able to speak? |
| Saint_Braeburn #1259074 3 months ago |
Crows can imitate human speech, and there not that bright. |
| Anonymous #1259077 3 months ago |
^they are genetically modified inbred abominations of science. Only the accursed biologists and breeders that created the fluffy ponies know what eldritch witchery they must have used to make a creature that is absolutely and in every way defenseless. |
| Dramatic_spoon #1259080 3 months ago |
^ ....maybe it's like Parrots or something. |
| Anonymous #1259090 3 months ago |
@Saint_Braeburn
Actually Parrots and Crows are quite intelligent, some of the brightest animals on earth after Humans and capable of feats of intellect beyond that of a Chimpanzee. Parrots can actually be taught to understand English and answer questions that require them to count. Read up about these birds and you'll see. Fluffy Ponies all tend to start with the same personality, likes, dislikes, tastes, knowledge and so on. This seems to actually be a genetic trait. That is to say, asking how they can talk is like asking how a dog can bark and growl. These are inborn traits and instinct that every one of their kind knows without being taught. |
| Anonymous #1259214 3 months ago |
This...works. That's all I'll say. This story works. |
| Anonymous #1259842 3 months ago |
This story is a good story. I wish there was a sequel about them busting out of the trash and trying to survive on their own.
A male fluffy trying to be a mother to foals isn't something you see in...well, any other story, so it's an interesting idea that hasn't been done much yet. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1260152 3 months ago |
At this point these stories have so twisted my mind
I expected the new momma to produce milk for the babies... |
| Tabula_Rojo #1260246 3 months ago |
Piss is sterile after all
although I'm surprised the foals didn't die from E.Coli or some other shit born illness |
| FeralSocks018 #1260350 3 months ago |
Fluffies have a natural enmity towards things that don't smell pretty. The only way for this to happen would be through psychological manipulation. |
| Anonymous #1261880 3 months ago |
I really hate that everyone has to shoehorn every entry from a list of phrases into every story.
>"No smeww pwetty" is one of the worst. |
| Anonymous #1407166 2 months ago |
OP, I love you. I fucking lol'd hard.
I hate fluffy pony abuse, but this can barely be classified as one |
| Anonymous #1407186 2 months ago |
So cute to see this getting bumped up by a moron who is digging for fluffy pony abuse to hate them. |