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| Anonymous #1258301 3 months ago |
I like watching girls...get stabbed!
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| DaisyHead #1258305 3 months ago |
the old ones cuz they are actually rated r. although , in todays standards they might as well be pg...wait pg-13? god, modern standards suck. |
| Anonymous #1258310 3 months ago |
Is that even a question? |
| ClownDicks #1258313 3 months ago |
What sick bastard would do a PG-13 Total Recall?
>_> <_< http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILqe_mmtBrE |
| Anonymous #1258315 3 months ago |
How the hell a remake of Total Recall works in PG-13????? |
| ClownDicks #1258316 3 months ago |
Excuse me, I meant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHpIkp0FdAs |
| PhilSrobeighn #1258317 3 months ago |
I hate all horror movies
If I want to get freaked the fuck out, I'll read a fluffy abuse story involving foals |
| Impious #1258322 3 months ago |
The classics are always the best. No nostalgiafaggotry here, Hollywood is just utter bullshit nowadays. They've run out of creativity, so they're recycling shit.
...Michael Bay is doing a TMNT movie. It's just NT. And it's aliens. There is no sacred land that Hollywood will not desecrate. So... Yeah. I prefer the originals, because Hollywood has a habit of utterly skullfucking the good out of anything. |
| Anonymous #1258326 3 months ago |
What sick bastard would do a total recall without ahnuld? I mean seriously, they could have god himself in the roll and people would still be saying "Yeah, but he's not arnold." |
| Draconequus #1258329 3 months ago |
Haven't watched any of these movies.
However, if you asked me about the Halloween, Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street franchises, I would pick the originals. |
| DoctorDreidal #1258347 3 months ago |
I kind of like musicals
I used to have this tradition where my best friend and I would watch Sweeney Todd and sing along every Halloween. |
| Impious #1258359 3 months ago |
326 speaks truths.
That just pisses me off and proves my point. |
| ClownDicks #1258360 3 months ago |
@Impious
It used to be, movies were entertainment. Then with New Hollywood, movies were art. Then movies were entertainment again. Some time in the last decade, movies became a way to take money from stupid people. And nothing more. |
| RandomFanguy #1258368 3 months ago |
"Consider that a divorce."
Best line out of Arnie yet. |
| Anonymous #1258381 3 months ago |
322 |
| Impious #1258389 3 months ago |
I miss old Ahnuld. It broke my heart when I heard that he was cheating on his wife right under her nose with the housemaid for a whole decade. Just... That guy was a childhood hero. And now he's just a flabby douchebag. |
| Anonymous #1258390 3 months ago |
322
That, or they don't got the grapes to go beyond there limits. |
| Impious #1258406 3 months ago |
Well, I think that Hollywood isn't trying anymore because people are stupid and very easily entertained. Directors like Michael Bay are still in business because people are stupid enough to pay for, watch and enjoy their movies. No standards. |
| ClownDicks #1258440 3 months ago |
@Impious
Not any more, no. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1258442 3 months ago |
@Random
Of course with Arnold's recent divorce due to his affairs, the line becomes a bit harsher in hindsight. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1258479 3 months ago |
Everyone needs to see this video of a young Arnold's trip to Brazil.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uerFZ2Z42nc It's hilarious. |
| AppleDash #1258540 3 months ago |
Not all remakes suck. The new True Grit was better than the original imo. |
| richfiles #1258610 3 months ago |
R-R-Really?
Twi... You are a SMART pony... Please tell me you are joking! |
| York #1258868 3 months ago |
Well, the new Total Recall isn't out yet, so I won't judge it on whether it's good or bad as a film in general. But then again, it lacks Michael Ironside and (seemingly) a three-boobed alien chick. So yeah, that's a bad sign. I'm just not all that excited for the remake.
As for the other films, I like the old ones better because, well, they are better movies in general. The new ones are either boring, stupid or downright silly in their attempts at being scary or interesting. |
| Ferrotter #1259147 3 months ago |
Hollywood in general needs a swift buck to the family jewels. The MPAA isn't as bad as the RIAA yet, but they're heading there. Star Wars itself wasn't bad, but its eventual effect on cinema may have been a death blow. Once it became clear that movies could mean genuinely big money even by Wall St. standards, that's all that has mattered. With a remake, you have guaranteed name recognition and at least a break-even audience.
AppleDash is right, not all remakes suck. The fourth version of My Little Pony, one pretty much has to admit, has been at least 20% cooler than any other version including the original. And the recent Chipmunks movies have turned out to be a lot of fun. It's a pity the first one had such a stupid ad campaign, I wish I'd seen it in theaters. But those are the exceptions to the rule. Most remakes are crap. |
| Rostam #1259191 3 months ago |
senior trip cuz your in it twi |
| Anonymous #1259513 3 months ago |
Who the hell makes a HORROR movie with a PG-13 rating? |
| ArcCahlon #1259661 3 months ago |
I don't really watch movies more due to free time. but i like the old school disney. adorable animation and songs and some had a nice amount of drama. so i guess I'm more the PG based pup |
| Jacks_Smirking_Revenge #1260936 3 months ago |
A collective sigh could be heard because of the movies suggested. |