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| Anonymous #1257987 3 months ago |
Oh god my sides
It's like they planned it. Perfect comedic rythym. I love this website |
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1257993 3 months ago |
Shut up anon... |
| sigh #1257997 3 months ago |
Clop you're just mad because they're stylin' on you. |
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1258000 3 months ago |
But he'll reveal EVERYTHING! |
| Anonymous #1258003 3 months ago |
@993
And then 987 anon is Meg. |
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1258023 3 months ago |
On Ponibooru, I once posted a comment. The parasites claimed that the comment belonged to God, and demanded that I establish a public forum there. Why? So the rabble could stand slack-jawed under the conversation and pretend that it was paradise *earned*. When Anon moved to immortalize my comment, I flamed it to the ground. God did not write the comments of this Ponibooru - I did. |
| CogWeaver #1258036 3 months ago |
Clop, wouldn't that make you God?
Because that's wrong. I AM GOD. |
| ZeCaptain #1258042 3 months ago |
Clop, WTF are you going on about? |
| Jackarunda #1258049 3 months ago |
PFFFFFFFFFFFF
also the commenters above me are weird 0_o |
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1258051 3 months ago |
I believe in no God, no invisible man in the sky. But there is something more powerful than each of us, a combination of our efforts, a Great Forum of Comments that unites us. But it is only when we struggle in our own interest that the Forum pulls society in the right direction. The Forum is too powerful and too mysterious for any Anon to guide. Any man who tells you different either has his hand in your pocket, or a pistol to your neck. |
| Anonymous #1258059 3 months ago |
@036
and you will take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!  |
| Anonymous #1258061 3 months ago |
how about we talk about how weird canadian people are now? |
| Anonymous #1258075 3 months ago |
^ Cheese. |
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1258079 3 months ago |
Even in the forum of lies sometimes you find truth. There is indeed a season for all things and now that I see you text to text and gif to gif I know I cannot raise my mouse against you. But know this: you are my greatest disappointment. Does your master hear me? Anon! You can kill me, but you will never have my comments. My strength is not in word and writing, that is what the anons will never understand. A season for all things: a time to type and a time to delete. A time to build....AND A TIME TO DESTROY! |
| Anonymous #1258091 3 months ago |
Are we going to find this stuff written in blood somewhere or something? |
| Jackarunda #1258092 3 months ago |
Ok Clopitor I'm being serious: what the fuck are you talking about |
| Anonymous #1258095 3 months ago |
^ We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights. |
| Jackarunda #1258100 3 months ago |
^ Ok that's something I can get behind |
| Anonymous #1258101 3 months ago |
Gentlemen, I believe we are witnessing the beginnings of a cult. |
| Anonymous #1258107 3 months ago |
^ Quick, Write some Commandments. |
| Bolan #1258114 3 months ago |
Miss all the fun... |
| Anonymous #1258121 3 months ago |
Commandment 1. any linoleum shall be replaced by cake. |
| Anonymous #1258123 3 months ago |
^ Bend over. |
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1258134 3 months ago |
The anons has overcome my final line of defense, and now he plans to murder me. In the end what separates an anon from a namefag? Title? Reputation? No, a namefag chooses, and an anon obeys!
You think you have memories. A house. A family. A TV show. An obsession. And then this place. Was there really a family? Was that obsession spontaneous, or, was it hijacked? Forced down, forced down by something less than a man, something bred to sleepwalk through life unless activated by a simple phrase, spoken by their kindly Anon. Come in. Stop, would you kindly Anon? Would you kindly Anon, powerful phrase. Familiar phrase? Would you kindly, powerful phrase. Familiar phrase? Sit, would you kindly Anon? Stand, would you kindly Anon? Run! Stop! Turn. Was a namefag sent to kill, or an Anon? KILL! A namefag chooses! An Anon obeys! OBEEEEEEY! |
| Anonymous #1258136 3 months ago |
KILL.
CRUSH. DESTROY. SWAG. |
| Anonymous #1258145 3 months ago |
>an anon obeys
What the fuck internet have you been on this whole time? |
| Dragoon #1258154 3 months ago |
Ah, Bioshock reference. Isn't that right, Clopitor? |
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1258159 3 months ago |
@Dragoon
God damn, finally! You people are embarrassing, not getting blatant references, and then forcing me to go the whole nine yards! |
| Dragoon #1258169 3 months ago |
Yeah, I was wondering why it sounded so familier. When you said that last comment that's when it hit me |
| Psychopomf #1258173 3 months ago |
@CogWeaver
WRONG EGORAPTOR IS |
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1258176 3 months ago |
I mean shit, I got through like all the big speeches, I couldn't even really go any further than that. |
| Jackarunda #1258241 3 months ago |
Thank God you were referencing a game. I was really starting to wonder about you, Clopitor XD |
| TheShrubberyDemander #1258255 3 months ago |
Anonymous@1258061 said: Ponibooru is god, eh? |
| Anonymous #1258382 3 months ago |
who are you people?! |
| nintendofreak768 #1258851 3 months ago |
Testing |
| TheAntiCat #1259004 3 months ago |
^THIS THREAD^
Mother of God. |