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| PonyRIG #1256398 3 months ago |
ADD THE DUCKING FLUFFY_TEXT TAG! |
| PonyRIG #1256400 3 months ago |
i mean "fucking"! damnit! |
| PhilSrobeighn #1256443 3 months ago |
I liked ducking better
quack |
| Anonymous #1256454 3 months ago |
Ducking was better |
| Anonymous #1256466 3 months ago |
OH DUCKING DUCK!!! AND I DIDN'T MEAN FUCK! |
| Anonymous #1256534 3 months ago |
Yes. This story pleases Twilight Sparkle.
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| lordanubis #1256565 3 months ago |
Fluffy abuse is much easier to swallow when it's somewhat deserved.
Fluffies firing a goddamn firework into your chest? Gloves are off. Smite those sons a bitches. |
| Anonymous #1256672 3 months ago |
Humm maybe leave it off with the guy telling the fluffy to tell all its friends to stay the hell away from his yard? |
| CodenameOne #1256692 3 months ago |
Ya know I was just about to write some happy Fluffy stories and post them.
Then I read this one, and remembered that they don't deserve any kind of happiness. Kill more Fluffies. VIOLENTLY. |
| mindcannon #1256735 3 months ago |
One thing I don't understand. How is it that he was that quick to get up after the rocket hit? I mean, unless he has recovery powers, I think he would have been laying there for a little while. |
| Anonymous #1256736 3 months ago |
I WANT A 2ND (and if it Is posible a 3rd) PART RIGHT NOW |
| Anonymous #1256753 3 months ago |
I maintain that fluffies aren't even capable of anger, let alone intentional, premeditated violence... but eh. |
| lordanubis #1256809 3 months ago |
@mindcannon At a guess, I'd say a mixture of adrenaline and pure rage. Also, it might not have been that large a rocket. |
| FeralSocks018 #1256906 3 months ago |
Sweet vengeance. Not even fluffies will be spared.
Also, please continue. |
| Anonymous #1256937 3 months ago |
Yes! Continue, please. This was awesome. |
| Mayclore #1256940 3 months ago |
Man, the 'shitting in self-defense' thing really caught on. |
| The_Mungoman #1257011 3 months ago |
I wonder how the fluffies are gonna kill the other fluffy.
So many multi-parters going on right now :D |
| Anonymous #1257345 3 months ago |
I'm a bit disappointed that when talking and yelling didn't work, the guy left a fluffy alive to enrage the herd rather than killing one to discourage them. He was clearly too stupid to live if he didn't have the heart to discipline disobedient fluffies. Glad he kind of learned his lesson, although it sounds like he'll spare the rest of the herd. Which would then have reason to try and kill him again.
Looking forward to part 2, but I hope the guy's smart enough to kill the entire herd so there won't be any fluffies left to finish the job or burn down his house with another rocket. |
| deathproofpony #1257416 3 months ago |
Where the hell did they get the matches? |
| Anonymous #1257473 3 months ago |
It was probably the yellow fluffy unicorn mare who managed to lit the fuse by creating sparkles with most of her powers. |
| Anonymous #1258447 3 months ago |
@Mayclore
I don't think these ones were specifically shitting for self-defense they were just scared. Actually I think shitting in self defense isn't real, they all do it on accident, but maybe it's a subconscious instinct to protect themselves? Either way, I don't think they know what they're doing. Also, for some reason I didn't like the fact that these ponies had knowledge of their mortality "No kiww fwuffy", I thought ponies knew pain but not death. |
| Anonymous #1259020 3 months ago |
Feral fluffy ponies must have seen death so often ravage their herd (since fluffy ponies couldn't even defend themselves against a lonely mouse), they might have understood the concept of a fluffy pony never standing up and be able to play anymore. |
| Anonymous #1329055 2 months ago |
Hey Hey Hey, stay outta my yard |