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Harlequin_Jester
#1256171
3 months ago
Anonymous
#1256182
3 months ago
Needlessly spiteful even if true.
ponypikachu
#1256183
3 months ago
Burn, highest degree burn.
JasonTheHuman
#1256188
3 months ago
But doesn't everyone want to read about my alicorn OC who wakes up in the Everfree Forest and doesn't remember who he is?

The irony present in the phrase "original character" is not lost on me.
Anonymous
#1256212
3 months ago
Flutterburn!
Anonymous
#1256255
3 months ago
Yeah, this is true. A good 85% of the fanfics are completely idiotic, since those ones want's to be "epic." If you're over 16, you shouldn't be reading fanfics to begin with.
Lium
#1256306
3 months ago
There are plenty good fanfics.

Did I say plenty? I meant twenty.
Anonymous
#1256317
3 months ago
Lium
#1256306
If even that. When Romance Reports is considered good, then fan-fiction has failed.
Anonymous
#1256334
3 months ago
#1256255

90% of everything is crap. Well known fact.
In my opinion, that makes looking for the 10% much more satisfying.
Bolan
#1256362
3 months ago
Specifically to those who try to write Fluttershy. 98% of the time they fail her character.
Anonymous
#1256376
3 months ago
Most of them have Rainbow as a vindictive little child that hops from pony to pony, rutting them, then leaving. Because, you know, the element of loyalty wouldn't be loyal. And they make Pinkie into a slut, because she likes to make ponies smile. Those clop stories give me a head ache.
Anonymous
#1256386
3 months ago
If the story about rainbow getting a dick from a magic bit and has the personality of Ethan from CAD, and people think it's good *and* in character... those types of people are called the fandumb.
Lium
#1256393
3 months ago
The problem with Brony Fanfics is that pretty much 75% is OC main character and are generally bleeding-heart self-inserts either Human in Equestria or a human who becomes a pony of people who are abused. If you go to FiMFiction and go to the recentlyupdated/new stories I guarantee you there will be at least one of those. THAT is what fanfiction boils down to to. (The remaining 25% is made of 22% lesbian shipfics, 2% straightfics and 1% decent stories.)
Anonymous
#1256395
3 months ago
Shipping stories are the worst. People just thumbs it up on premise alone, and if it's their favorite ship, they'll like it, no matter how bad it actually is. And if you make them have sex, well then you are a master writer! I hate them so much.
Anonymous
#1256399
3 months ago
Lium
A million times this.
Most of those wouldn't be so bad if most of those writers didn't seem to fail English, hard.
Anonymous
#1256408
3 months ago
@Lium
>If you go to FiMFiction and go to the recentlyupdated/new stories I guarantee you there will be at least one of those.
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Don't forget clop. On FimFiction, it has it's own category now. I grow more hate for this fandom every day.
Anonymous
#1256423
3 months ago
Lium
#1256393 Don't forget 'cupcakes' rip-offs and "epic"stories.

#1256408
And those clop writers wouldn't know romance if a dictionary slammed into their stupid face, and their *always* OOC. Yes, it is possible to have IC clop, but have fun trying to find one.
Anonymous
#1256436
3 months ago
Romance reports just updated. The comments section is filled to the brim with praise. That fanfic is the typical 'porn with story,' which means to me 'I know what a vulva is, and I think it's entirely plausible that twi is actually bi, every one of her friends are sluts and fuck each other, and twi is totally crushing on luna, and this is somehow in character and it should be canon.' What an idiot.
Anonymous
#1256457
3 months ago
Anonymous
#1256436
The only reason why people like romance reports is because all the blood that should be in their brain is in their dicks, and the jack off *while* reading. That's sad.
Bolan
#1256474
3 months ago
^Only to the chapter with Braeburn! That was the only thing that saved that fic for me. Too bad the story turned to nothing but horny Twilight lesbo shit from there on out.
JasonTheHuman
#1256483
3 months ago
Fanfiction is good... in theory.

In theory, people could write their own "episodes" of the show. It's a fun way to interact with the world the show has created. We could explore character friendships in detail, and consider what daily life is like in Equestria.

Or we could have bland romance and "epic" wars that don't seem to fit My Little Pony at all.
isthachakena
#1256487
3 months ago
All this talk about bad fanfics. I'd ask for examples of some of the rare "good" ones but I'm afraid people might start arguing.
Anonymous
#1256494
3 months ago
JasonTheHuman
#1256483
>Or we could have bland romance and "epic" wars that don't seem to fit My Little Pony at all.
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Too bad the majority of fan-fics are just that. Just be sure you don't tell anyone who likes that genre that. They'll cry at you so hard, then get their buddies to cry with them.
Anonymous
#1256503
3 months ago
isthachakena
#1256487
The good ones are the ones that stick with the show's style (comedy, slice-of-life, adventure, etc.), but mostly, fanfics are just bad romance, gore fics, OOC's (and OC's) everywhere, 'epic' stories, or self-inserts.
Bolan
#1256508
3 months ago
Love, Loss and Apples on Fanfiction. SoarinJack. I don't even ship that and I found the story to be excellent. Go read it.
StreakTheFox
#1256512
3 months ago
lolbitch, I'm in the US army, I got a career AND I write fanfics :D
Anonymous
#1256520
3 months ago
@JasonTheHuman
Yeah, what really kills fanfiction for me is that most of them utterly fail to match the tone of the show (and most of the time end up butchering the characters' personalities to boot) . Every once and a while one will crop up that'll make you say "Hey, that could be an episode..." but it's a really rare occurrence.
Jackarunda
#1256521
3 months ago
@Streak

Hooah
Anonymous
#1256522
3 months ago
@Bolan
That entire fanfic was retarded from the start. Twi has a crush on luna (how and why?) so she tells twi to fuck around to get better knowledge of romance. Oh, and all her friends are lesbo sluts (except AJ) and Rarity is *just* a slut. Major OOC, if you ask me. Not to mention the ego the author has, thinking that his shit holds water with the shows canon.
Anonymous
#1256527
3 months ago
StreakTheFox
#1256512
Good for you, you still suck at writing.
Anonymous
#1256543
3 months ago
@Bolan
>I don't even ship that
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That. That right there. That's the problem with fanfics. Why are they shipped in the first place? So, if we *do* ship that, would we like it even more? And it also doesn't fit the show, and Sourin isn't developed enough in the show to have a decent personality, so the author has to make one up, so it might as well be an OC.
BattleGT
#1256595
3 months ago
Same can be said about all Background ponies Anon.
Though I'd like to know what is everyone's axe against the "epic" stories.
JasonTheHuman
#1256642
3 months ago
@BattleGT - I think we're all talking about stuff with wars, the Mane Six having to defeat some ultimate evil, stuff like that.

It just gets old. Saving the world is a very tired concept.
Bolan
#1256648
3 months ago
The epic stories are the ones I don't care for. All the fandom that grew up around this Fallout saga just pisses me off. Does it even involve characters from the show?

Don't even get me started on crossovers.
Anonymous
#1256649
3 months ago
@BattleGT
>Though I'd like to know what is everyone's axe against the "epic" stories.
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That's just it. They're not. They're way too long, take forever to do anything, and it's like reading a J-RPG with a huge side order of melodrama.
Anonymous
#1256654
3 months ago
@Bolan
>Don't even get me started on crossovers.
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I swear to Celestia, there are so many 'Halo' cross-overs that I just want to give up.
Valsion
#1256680
3 months ago
Don't worry, I have a job (with three shifts)
BattleGT
#1256682
3 months ago
@649 Prime Examples of those would be?
Vree
#1256699
3 months ago
"LOL you're making stupid macros don't quit your job lolol"

"I mean you shouldn't quit your job because they suck"
"They suck and no-one is going to pay you for them"
"I don't know why I suggest something stupid like people paying for internet macros I'm an anon lololol"
TheAntiCat
#1256715
3 months ago
Fluttershy is just jealous. She wishes she had a better day job.
Anonymous
#1256720
3 months ago
@BattleGT
You want an alphabetized list? What would it matter if I did? No one will believe me, anyway.
BattleGT
#1256764
3 months ago
No I'm curious honestly and wish to see if any I have read were on your list and partake in some idle chit chat sharing opinions is all.
Anonymous
#1256805
3 months ago
@BattleGT
I don't remember the names anyway. It's all avout excecutions, but the first *hundred* were all the same and where horribly lengthy and the character were OOC. It was like watching a even dumber version of Inuyasha. But for the life of me, I can't remember their names. It was month's ago. Maybe they got better, but if I hear one more mention of how great fallout is, I'll... sulk.
JasonTheHuman
#1256879
3 months ago
The show is a lighthearted comedy about colorful horses learning about friendship.

The fanfiction is about characters who may occasionally share the names of those colorful horses going to war or being executed.

Logic?
Lium
#1256901
3 months ago
^ I've no problem with them going to war or being executed, we do know that Equestria has wars and weaponry.
JasonTheHuman
#1256988
3 months ago
It's more about the entire fun, cheerful tone of the show being thrown out the window in favor of uninspired violence.
Anonymous
#1257017
3 months ago
JasonTheHuman
#1256988
Not to mention most are written like a bad anime.
Anonymous
#1257063
3 months ago
I've got no problem with all the different kinds of fics out there; I can't really see why anyone would have a problem with other people's interests when it comes to something as inconsequential as this.

I've read quite a few good fanfics from quite a few good authors. I avoid ones where the premiss sounds stupid or the characters are just too far gone. But I don't hate them unless they negatively impact me in some way (and that's rather unlikely). I take what I like from the good, and I forget the bad. It seems so many people simply lack this ability; it's quite amazing.

Or you all just love complaining about shit, that could be it too.
Dysons_Fear
#1257068
3 months ago
Maybe if they'd quit writing so damn much I could catch up
Anonymous
#1257098
3 months ago
And sometimes, no matter how bad something is, it get's roaring applause. Don't believe me? Check this out, if you can: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/15010/1/Spike%27s-curiosity/Applebloom I didn't know this was suppose to be a clop. Remember, *always* check a read request.
Anonymous
#1257119
3 months ago
Anonymous
#1257063
Not talking about it isn't going to make it go away. Tell me, what would happened if the fanfic started good, then jumped the shark? What were saying is, even the "good" ones suck because they're written by high schoolers who failed creative writing the hard way.
Anonymous
#1257250
3 months ago
#1257119
I've read many stories like that. Doesn't really matter to me. If the ending sucks, I write a different ending to it. It's not my fault if the writer drop the ball, I shouldn't be deprived of a good story just because they couldn't finish it right.

And no, the good ones don't suck. I think you're just not reading the right stories. There are excellent writers out there, the quality of their writing doesn't go down just because the category they write for is fanfiction.
Anonymous
#1257278
3 months ago
@1257098
What the flying fuck was THAT! Why the hell does that have so many thumbs ups? That is a big failure in every way. And he proof-read that? How fucking bad was it before?! That was *good*?! Now I understand why that horrible RR got such roaring success if that is their competition! That was so bad, I feel like I should re-write that whole thing just to prove that I can do better. After reading that, the thought of an erection makes a penis sick. I'll have to find something better to read to get back to normal. And he's worse at writing than the doctor who accidentally punched him for thirty minutes instead of giving him a circumcision. He writes the same way he pees: out of a stupid vagina.
Vanner
#1257387
3 months ago
If you think the published stuff is bad, try reviewing it the stuff that people don't bother to release. Fan-fic, by nature, is generally terrible, but the stuff that doesn't make it to "publishing" is horrendous by any standards.

Yes, I realize there's an irony to me saying that most Fan-fics are terrible, mine included.
Anonymous
#1257399
3 months ago
Why limit to fanfiction? ALL writing suffers from this. To learn, one must make mistakes.
Calbeck
#1268923
3 months ago
In this economy, who does?

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