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| NightJack #1255586 3 months ago |
"No more 'to the moon' after this!" |
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1255590 3 months ago |
Good thing she has magnet booties, huh? |
| RedshirtZombie #1255744 3 months ago |
"PRINCESS LUNA HERE, INTRODUCING MY NEW PRODUCT: THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON! JUST ATTACH IT TO THE ENEMY BASE- ANYWHERE IN THE ENEMY BASE- AND IT WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN A GLORIOUS EXPLOSION! IT ALSO HAS A BUILT-IN TIMER SO YOU CAN GET AWAY BEFORE IT ACTIVATES!"
...Princesses bless him, I miss Billy Mays. |
| NightJack #1255804 3 months ago |
^ The self-destruct button is really a keychain I have, it says on it "Please leave the area within five seconds of pressing this button." |
| NightJack #1255805 3 months ago |
So you got to get out fast. |
| RedshirtZombie #1255890 3 months ago |
"AND THAT IS WHY OUR PRODUCT IS SUPERIOR TO THE COMPETITION! WE HAVE A TIMER THAT ACTUALLY LETS YOU ESCAPE WITHOUT TELEPORTATION!
BUY NOW, AND YOU GET ANOTHER PRODUCT OF OURS FOR FREE: THESE WONDROUS SUNGLASSES! THEY PROTECT YOU FROM THE CONCUSSIVE FORCE OF ANY EXPLOSION BEHIND YOU!" |
| Anonymous #1256119 3 months ago |
AGHHHH! I'LL NEVER GIVE IT UP! NOT TO ANYONE! URGHHHH! |