Image
Comments
| Bongo #1254940 3 months ago |
But I already touched her
Gave her some new Bling-Bling 
You should be happy |
| Saint_Braeburn #1254943 3 months ago |
 |
| MaroonBunyip #1254945 3 months ago |
just gotta wait for harlequin to get here |
| Anonymous #1254946 3 months ago |
AH SAID DONT TOUCH HER, ILL HURT U, ILL DOIT, DONT MAKE ME MAD |
| DaisyHead #1254947 3 months ago |
Thems killing words. |
| Don #1254948 3 months ago |
> Gilda
> waifu |
| Bongo #1254952 3 months ago |
 |
| Anonymous #1254953 3 months ago |
KISS ME, OP!
 |
| Bolan #1254955 3 months ago |
She's all yours |
| SeaBiscuit #1254958 3 months ago |
 |
| Anonymous #1254959 3 months ago |
NO! IM SAVING MYSELF FOR MY SWEET GILDA |
| Draconequus #1254963 3 months ago |
 |
| Anonymous #1254970 3 months ago |
but she mai wifu, we were born 2 b 2gether |
| DeeperMadness #1254974 3 months ago |
She'll tear you to pieces, OP; she's two beasts rolled into one. You'd be better off letting me handle her. |
| York #1254978 3 months ago |
You ain't the only one who likes her, pal. She's mine. |
| Anonymous #1254982 3 months ago |
ILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH! |
| DaisyHead #1254987 3 months ago |
I'll feed a hot steak knife through your eye and drown you in a gutter so the dump truck drops you corpse in a land fill... Yeah, that. |
| Don #1254989 3 months ago |
 |
| Anonymous #1254991 3 months ago |
I wanted to fuck a lion, but I forgot about bird flu. |
| Anonymous #1254994 3 months ago |
i'll take the rose float that im working on (that right bitch, i build rose floats in my free time) and run over you at 60mph. thats 60 tons of steel. ov er body. then, ill scrape whats left off the pavement, put it in a blender, bake it into bread, and feed it to the ducks at the local pond. then ill kill all the ducks and grind them up and use their guts to attract great white sharks who i will beat to death with my bear fists. |
| Anonymous #1255000 3 months ago |
I shall force-feed you surströmming. |
| SomeponyTheVectorer #1255007 3 months ago |
You can have her. |
| Don #1255009 3 months ago |
I shall drown you in a tub of memma |
| Anonymous #1255013 3 months ago |
i will put you all in giant contaptions that will force you to fuck eachother constantly. 24/7. untill you all concede defeat. |
| Anonymous #1255015 3 months ago |
Dude, chill! I said a lion, not...whatever Gilda's supposed to be. |
| Don #1255018 3 months ago |
@013
I'd imagine it would end the same way |
| Saint_Braeburn #1255023 3 months ago |
OP
 |
| Anonymous #1255026 3 months ago |
Also, punch me & I'll grab your arm and break it at the elbow and I'll break the other arm and tear off whatevers left I'll split your lip and rip your face off and I'll shove your decapitated limbs up both orifices and I'll put my elbow to your throat and slam you to the ground and I'll put a double 00 buckshot through your spine and I'll let the pitbulls eat your vegetated body while your still alive! |
| Saint_Braeburn #1255034 3 months ago |
 |
| Anonymous #1255039 3 months ago |
*sneaks in*
*pokes Gilda repeatedly* *gives her a belly rub* *performs a vaudeville routine with her* *sneaks out again* Such is the way of the Happy Hand Ninja Clan. |
| StarrySkies #1255048 3 months ago |
It's fine,
Thunderlane is mai waifu But I share <3 |
| Everypony #1255131 3 months ago |
Lol you like a cartoon griffin, what a fag |
| Harlequin_Jester #1255418 3 months ago |
You son of a bitch, I will destroy you. |
| Anonymous #1255491 3 months ago |
 |
| Anonymous #1255526 3 months ago |
Touching a griffon with razorsharp talons and beak? I'm not THAT stupid.
*loads gun instead* |
| Psychopomf #1255862 3 months ago |
Gilda
As a waifu? Surely you have more sense than that OP You'll look like a scratching post |
| RedshirtZombie #1255905 3 months ago |
Wait, if anyone touches Gilda, you'll kill Dem?
Dem owes me 200 bits. *pokes Gilda* :) |
| CKSM96 #1259473 3 months ago |
lyk dis if u cry evrytim |
| Anonymous #1261195 3 months ago |
okay creep |